I wanta see Clutch but have no body to go with.

1. 2022-04-09 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Most of my friends don't even know who or what Clutch is.
   They are playing in NE Hampshire April 29th I might just have to go by myself how pathetic is that?
   
   
   
2. 2022-04-09 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Are these satanists
3. 2022-04-09 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   They sold out no more tickets available.
   FUCK!!
   And no Brad they are not satanists.
4. 2022-04-09 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Would you be interested in going to Summerfest with me in Milwaukee
5. 2022-04-09 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I need a safety friend cuz one time I took a Xanax bar and passed out at sublime. Ididn't have a concert ticket but ended up in the 3rd row snoozin
6. 2022-04-09 at 2:08 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I was 19 and BELIEVED I was poisoned cuz I don't take benzos
7. 2022-04-09 at 3 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Door I'll fuckin go to clutch with u..I like their new song
8. 2022-04-09 at 3:03 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   RIPTOTSE = Cock Stealer
9. 2022-04-09 at 3:04 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
10. 2022-04-09 at 4:06 AM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I don't steal cocks.
    
    In fact that's the last thing I'd ever steal prolly unless I could sell them
11. 2022-04-09 at 4:08 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    i do porn look me up on cumblastcity i did a feature this week
12. 2022-04-09 at 5:26 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Caught'em in Raleigh NC years ago, great show.
    
    
13. 2022-04-09 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    a clutch is just a brown ring with a shaft thru it.