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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    i subbed off 3 accounts.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    are you gonna kill the dog? how old is it?
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Your racist banter has some truth as to why so many "Bucks" exist in the African American people

    They bred only the largest and strongest in the fields. The smaller ones were the house slaves because clearly less threatening.

    When you're bread to be a bull whether white or black, you're bound to have a lot of testosterone issues and maybe it's why we have black people with Viking Syndrome

    Which recently they discovered there were black vikings. The Vikings let anyone into their tribe who were big enough to go onto Viking raids.

    This might be why some Scottish or Irish have Scot Fros like a jedi Fro.

    Scottish are believe to have some African DNA along with red hair which some ribes of Africa had reddish hair and the albino gene, but we're considered magical and mostly slaughtered off to be eaten in cannabal rituals by other tribe people

    To this day, albino Africans are slaughtered

    This explains why I'm the wildest white boy most of my non white friends know, love running up lacing plugs, get food stamps and love diving into huge booties.

    I thought I was transracial.

    Edit: & grape drank
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    People need to start hitting their kids.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Pics?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I grew up no school lunch, no baby sitter that's why I make a life as a grave digger pushing kitty litter
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm at the bar and someone was espousing the greatness of knowing Jesus and at one point everyone started saying they love Jesus,

    I said

    'I couldnt imagine worshipping a dead jedi.'

    . . .
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    or sell drugs pussy
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    stop clockin in for minimum wage, when you can work for yourself and get the maximum wage.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    now fona plats is gonna quit his job lol

    fona why don't you work for yourself doing handiman services or powerwashing services? I can teach you how to run your own business.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Well, how many employees do they have? and what is their net.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    i've eaten curry a couple timse, the first time i ate 4 different kinds in 1 go and didn't know you shouldn't mix the different colors (I always do if i can eat variety) and vomited up Coliico jack which is liek a cheap Jack Daniels all over my friends living room.

    The smell of CUrry and India-indian women with the red dot kinda disgusts me but I do think they're super sexy and like 1/7 of our world poulation na'mean but they do make a cluck NEEEE cluck noise that kinda disgusts me as a like a uglier version of Khmai and some of hte words translate which makes it kinda annoyin gto hear when they're all at a bus stop and i'm trying to watch HorribleVideos.com
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    i just shit in the yards of people i don't like, i only shit once a day and with a regular diet & regular lifestyle you should shit regularly,

    people are dumb as fuck and think like oh i'm not gonna eat for 1 1/2 days then pig out on mexican buffet and drink, then eat a sandwich int he mornig nadn puke like yea i can tell why

    if you eat 2-3 small meals a day, (I don't do much exercise or manual labor (less than 20 minutes a day)) you will

    -Not get fat
    -Not be in good shape
    -Look in alright shape
    -Be healthy (assuming you take vitamins & what you do eat is semi healthy)

    Sometimes I eat a big meal, but most often I snack throughout the day & then eat one nutricious meal with my vitamins, ARRthritis medication

    Should be able to figure out how to shit at the same time everyday, otherwise hold it like you did your fathers load u fuckin faggot
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    My friend wants me to come live with him in 10 days for 2 weeks and then when fishing opens on the 7th, i can fish on the lake his house is on and then when my dad finishes his priority obligations for the first two opening days of the season, we can spend the next month kicking it.

    I normally go visit him for a week in June and again in October so that we can fish, do a shitload of tweak, worship Odin, and smash hoes 2 on 1.

    Unfortunately he's dying of cancer and has refused medical care or even to go back to the doctor since Spring and hasn't told anyone about the pain, the diagnosis, or anything. BUt he told em about two weeks ago when i got out of jail and he's planning on writing me into his will for the farmhouse and everything.

    I asked why he isn't getting treated and he said he's made his decision and is only telling me on a factual basis because we have to do the paperwork and he does not want to be talked out of it by anyone so he is doin the secret keeping.

    I said OK You are my father and I wish to talk about it but until you ask me to I will not bring it up again.

    He said OK.

    So, instead of a week, i'm spending a month up there and I'mma try to get my dad to wild out and hopefully die of a heart attack tweaked out on his 23rd day awake while we're gang banging his ex who i started talking to (FOr htis purpose solely)

    but i have to go spend 2 weeks with my only ex boyfriend i ever had, Lokii who is a trickster, and i'm gonna get laid and spend the 2 days of opening of fishing hitting his lake HARD in my kayak but realistiically i'mma look up the laws cuz I think I can "Go for" bluegills which is a panfish and open year round in wisoconsin and if I get other fish I just have to release them.

    It's a loophole that allows you to sometimse (on some lakes, they flag it if it's a problem and then you get a fine of like 400 but i'll pay that i've never got a ticket for violating game laws) fish for bass, i guess pike are probably open year roun, anyway, i'm probably just gonna get a bunch of head from Lokii, fuck a lot, practice kayaking on their little l ake (90 acres or some shit with good bluegill and perch fishing) that he's living with some old man in (probably fucking him, but he do have a job so maybe he pay rent)

    lokii is in love with me but I view him as a very chaotic figure, he once gave me an STD (clamydia) but I forgive him because we only dated 3 weeks before he had to move and we broke up and had no symptoms.

    thank you for reading my shitty thread.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    But I also have only really lived by myself, with my mom, or with a female roommate that I cum in.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    ...cook meals, hang out with me, and then eat in front of me, if they serve someone else, ontop of it and then sit there and eat with them about the meal.

    At one point, the cook thanked me for having filled out his food stamps card and that of his girlfriend and told me how at 400$ a month he's keeping 3 houses stocked full of food.

    Folks now that Covid is over, i'm not getting more easy money on my stamps (he has children no income & is richer than me/friend) I get 18$ a month, he gets like 400 as i said, and this nigger makin mac and cheese when my boy starts heating up a kielbasa.

    FOlks at the end I watched them cut up the kielbasa, put it in the mac and cheese, adn tell each other how good it was.

    But I did get to hit 2 dab hits and drink 2 of their beers while i started my laundry.

    I don't think that shits right at all and I don't see how people can consume food right when I wake up (2pm) infront of me, while we get high and drink, then make 2 bowls of steaming hot kielbasa & Mac n cheese.

    Talk about fucked.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Only thing Paul wozny can fuck up is a buffet and little kids
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I think you look really good to be honest, you're in good shape. I also have previously practiced eating disorders but no longer do that.

    It took a lot of self love and Acceptance
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Haven't you? Where do you normally fuck
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Grylls oh

    U a gud guy @ heart Bdawg

    thanks, do you have paypal or venmo
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