My shrimpie senses tell me that Fonaplats is.... alive and lost the internet/cell service after Chell left him for a much younger, better looking man with a motor bike.
well nigger austin and i met on the internet actually. We were on craigslist or facebook marketplace and he was buying some shit from me. It was fishing stuff, and it was craigslist, cuz i remember iw as shocked when he showed up as a 50 year old nigger. Turns out he's a lunch lady at the VA and loves catfishin. now nigger austin and i have not a lot in common (just fishing) and we periodically going out fishin and i try to get him to say racist shit about white people but he's too old to fall for my games so id o impressions of barock obama and tell him about how Kobe Bryant didn't rape that bitch and ask him about being balck and if he ever got killed by the police and tell him i fuckin hate the police and think they should abort the police officers
He likes me cuz im crazy as fuck and whenever we have to talk to the DNR or cops, I do it for the team cuz im white.
Oh and we went to the bar one time and nigger austin met my friends mom and got her number or some shit, so he was real pleased with that.
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
Theres a special terpene in high concentration of the old german hops that are less common these days. Shamanic uses and medicinal. Worth a lot of money too.
what is this terpene called?
I'm down to extract atnd trip and kill someone in a hallucinative placebo drug interaction with my SSRIs.
Wow I didn't know all that. This make sme feel a lot better about not drinking. You know i Have noticed subtle feminine characteristics in my personality when i meditate on my self. I think ti's from alcohol because like a lot of people do gay shit on meth, b ut I don't, meth makes me wanan WORK, and like get shit done, and learn, and study, and not really fuck like at all.
But i've never said no while drunk or if I have i wasn't that drunk
But alcohol makes me an unloveable creature, and d4espite being a massive alcoholic, i'm not drinkin today
(But I'd like to)
I have mental illness according to those who are afraid of me and the state, but I really don't see it.
bro cuz it's fuckin fun and makes up for us having no success in other aspects of life
so you get a cool knife, enjoy it for awhile, then you want HEALTHCARE, then you get a bicycle and next thing you know you're biking around at knife point without arthritic pain
And it shall be for a sign for you upon your hand, and as a memorial between your eyes, that the law of the LORD may be in your mouth; for with a strong hand has the LORD brought you out of Egypt. You shalt therefore keep this ordinance in its season from year to year.
Truthfully I thinkt he bible is a bunch of nonsense but I like when it gets weird, especially the old testament kikey shit
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'm pretty fucked up at the moment,
My eyesight is mash..got an eye doc appointment this afternoon My hand is mash…got a hand doc appointment on Friday. My back is mash…lumbar in the rumbar… Now I somehow twisted my ankle and its "cracking" every time I move ..then there's the ongoing willy issues.
I'ms orry you're dying Jigga, you were always a good poster. I will be sad when you kick the bucket or whatever you're gonna call it.
IMagine it's 2013, you're surfing the internetand you just get shalpped with some research chemicals and you're sitting there, rock hard penis in hand and you think "I wonder what John Mcafee is doing right now"
dawn? We ride at 3am said my nigger friend Nigger Austin
3am? We leave immediately.
Shocked by the most industrious of all Men, they saw to it to erect me a townhall, at which point I instructed them to make a cinderblock tornado shelter and on the third week, a police station.
Having converted the tornado shelter into a work prison and made myself the chief of police, I now own the town hall and all the property.
They called me Bradley -Sack em when you whack Em- B the third and I do not support this message.
Originally posted by Sudo
Does anyone else avoid certain numerology? I avoid all instances of 3's divisible by 2's because it makes da DAYVULZ #
So far I feel this has helped me. I just avoided buying 30 k cups for 20 bucks because of this.
Discuss my ridiculous scitzophrenic coping mechanisms. When I was under 12 I had so many that to list it would result in institutionalization. Anyone else like this?
Weird. I prefer everything in 3s or in sets of 9, which is the 3 of 3.
