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  1. There's no afterlife. You only get one life. If you're good, you die, then you get brought back into a paradise earth to live forever after in it. If you're bad and still unrepentant, you die, and you don't get brought back.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra do you think that you could go to Heaven, be given the greatest reward, for simply playing by the rules in a world that already has one foot in Hell?

    or does it make more sense that you should only be rewarded for thrashing against it with all your might; that those he loves most are the ones that fight hardest against it, diving into the fire headfirst for a chance to kick the devil's doors in.
  3. Only 144,000 humans go to heaven and take their places in the government there, as ambassadors for humans on earth. The rest stay on earth. The original plan in the Garden of Eden is still in effect, only temporarily waylaid by Satan.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    I know these oversized jackets are supposed to be high fashion and trendy or whatever ... but these people look retarded

    I don't care how much money they have...chit looks retarded...
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cbkp7B-gt0G/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

    😭
  6. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only 144,000 humans go to heaven and take their places in the government there, as ambassadors for humans on earth. The rest stay on earth. The original plan in the Garden of Eden is still in effect, only temporarily waylaid by Satan.

    It's not 144k but rather 144k tribes.which adds up to today's current
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only 144,000 humans go to heaven and take their places in the government there, as ambassadors for humans on earth. The rest stay on earth. The original plan in the Garden of Eden is still in effect, only temporarily waylaid by Satan.

    The Garden of Eden was a prison camp not a paradise. Mankind was not thrown out. We escaped thanks to the gift of free will (forbidden fruit/knowledge) given to woman by "the serpent" and passed to their offspring.
  8. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Garden of Eden was a prison camp not a paradise. Mankind was not thrown out. We escaped thanks to the gift of free will (forbidden fruit/knowledge) given to woman by "the serpent" and passed to their offspring.

    And cursed with pregnancy when they could have lived forever
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    thank you lodger free
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Garden of Eden was a prison camp not a paradise. Mankind was not thrown out. We escaped thanks to the gift of free will (forbidden fruit/knowledge) given to woman by "the serpent" and passed to their offspring.

    Stop lying.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Cocaine
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Bath salts.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How excited I am to spend eternal life with my lord and savior Jesus H. Christ in heaven with all my family and friends and pets.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm at the bar and someone was espousing the greatness of knowing Jesus and at one point everyone started saying they love Jesus,

    I said

    'I couldnt imagine worshipping a dead jedi.'

    . . .
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I grew up no school lunch, no baby sitter that's why I make a life as a grave digger pushing kitty litter
  16. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Blind Squid
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only 144,000 humans go to heaven and take their places in the government there, as ambassadors for humans on earth. The rest stay on earth. The original plan in the Garden of Eden is still in effect, only temporarily waylaid by Satan.

    the only place you are going after death is to the compost pile
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    dried cranberries
  19. the cranberries zombie song
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by spacepantz2 the cranberries zombie song

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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