My mom and her friend were driving me from shawano lake back home and I had found an old cell phone and when I turned it on it was full of videos of me from my childhood and my classical gangsta rap, most distinctly this one.
and my mom hates rap music/black people so we pulled over at the gas station and they had one of those quarter pushing machine that you always lose 8 quarters trying to play.
except when I was doing it, I realized the machine next to me was FULL OF QUARTERS in the bottom tray and I was just filling my pockets with quarters and every now and then drop one back in the machine in order to not let anyone know I was winning so greatly. AS I was walking out someone came out with the store clerk to show him how much he win and process it into bills and was like "What the fuck?" and my mom and her neighbor stopped to see what's up but I went into the car and just started emptying a half dozen handfuls of quarters from my pocket into the floor of the car and I woke up at 6:01am
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders
Keep you nose clean. kid
Bragging online about lying to the system while in a rehab isn't the smartest thing
oh no worse case scenerio i'd have to live on the beach or sign up for another rehab when I get tired of it
You're the only fag who would threaten to tell on someone, I hope you get doxxed and when you go deliver two big mac meals someone pistol whips you until you pass out and then goes to work on your hands till you can never type up another threat again.
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Also Brad you brag about robbing and scamming and beating people up for fun basically so why would I listen to u lecture me about karma and human decency?
fair point, but the world's population falls into four categories. Those who have more than me (potential marks), Those who have less than me (who I help), those I feel positively toward (i will help no matter what) and those who I feel negatively toward (I'll set both of us on fire if I will get burned less)
Yes, I wake up at 6am every morning. Sometimes 5:30-6:30, I chug a cup of coffee mixed with water, smoke a non menthol cigarette & brush my teeth. At this point, I usually piss and brush my teeth (sometimes at the same time). When I eat my first meal, I take my pills.
Beyond that nothing, until around 8-9pm, where I read for 1-3 hours, I finish by pissing, drinking another glass of water.
If I wake up in the middle of the night (most nights) I shower and jack off and go back to bed usually between 3-4am. Takes me about a half hour.
I've tried taking a bath but I do not like to jack off in the tub on my back (I don't like to have sex on my back)
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders
See this comes off like an edgy Hiki or kind of like Bradley but Bradley seems to be cleaning up his life
I don't make threats on the internet. Not for me. I'll dox someone and show up unannounced like I wanted to do to Helladamnleet long before I'd say something.
I try really really hard I'm not gonna lie. All of my successes are because of my effort placed into them. A lot of mistakes I make, I kinda just dont draw attention to. Like I"m trying to get into this security gig, if that doesn't work I'mma dust myself and try something else, I don't draw attention to my failures or wallow in them.
I am good at playing the system but I really don't want to do this for the rest of my life, so I figured sitting on my ass while I post on here and look at interracial pornography is right up my alley, I've never fought with a baton but third shift unarmed security guard implies batons and flashlights, maybe I'll be really good at it, but I might end up being placed first shift or second shift holding the door for wealthy people, or handing out parking passes, eitherway, I don't really eat much and can drink a lot of coffee and when I got an extra couple hundred dollars to waste I'mma get a medical marijuana license and a dry herbal vape pen or just do dabs in a pen and sit there, kinda stoned, eating spinach with fat free ranch (my favorite healthy meal) and every now and then I get to fight a drunk or a crackhead with a baton, or say fuck it and make a friend and tell him he can hit my vape if he chills the fuck out and keeps me company.
Lotta possibilities guys, get a girlfriend that doesn't have any kids, have her drive me to and from work, and think about making a family. My favorite non white people are Asian but there are not many Asians here so I think I may find a Cuban girl who I really like and make a life with her.
I have goals, realistic ones, ambition, and I'm not drunk. I know if I go to the lake and start doing body shots off Hispanic girls and waving my big white pipe around I'm a couple months from overdosing on fentanyl.
Apparently the coke and meth regularly contains fentanyl so I'm swearing off drugs (aside from weed) for a couple years. If I need drugs I'll probably be perscription adderall/vyvance only from people prescribed it.
if u really wanna kill yourself pm me and i'll talk to you, i can't promise ill solve any of your problems and I won't send you any money ever, but I can provide solutions if you're willing to also discuss my problems and try to provide insight
Youre not alone, OP & anyone contemplating suicide, and I will never direct you to doing it, but if you're dead set I will repeat myself about using your suicide to advertise our site and community.
Which is the least you can do since you're robbing us of a poster with your death.
IDK bro someone came to the rehab that two weeks ago signed himself out, I gave him a six pack of ramen, a handful of candies and a 2L bottle I filled with water. Oh and some cigarettes.
You are either compassionate to someone (even a crackhead) or a broken person. No one told me to do this, much different actually the others told me NOT to do it.
Idgaf, if I ever ended up in that position i'd want others to do the same. I don't even know dude, he doesn't speak english.
