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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    id say hi im brad
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Whoop whoop who wants to play age of empires 2 or age of mythology
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    kev how often do u go on rape sprees
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    so i'm in an ambien memeory hole guys, i can'y figure out where i put my lighter, the gas station called me im getting a good ass part time job for like 16$ an hour and my training starts wednesday or thursday but i was all fucked up and don't remember so i'm going with thursday but gonna be ready wednesday

    i wanna play some cool video games but no one else does with me

    took my moms dog for a wakl to the gas station got 2 four packs, the lady (very fat, 2/10) that works there keeps flirting with me and wanted to pet my dog. One day I"ll invite her on a date and try to sodomize her the first couple of hours of knowing me outside of her work place, either way I'll be one of those weirdos who makes her do ass to mouth then doesn't wanna know u cuz ur gross

    that's the plan anyway, im so happy i got this job so i can be less of a failure and 16.50 aint bad, i really want full time but who gives a fuck, now i can save up money and go to some third world shithole to make my own little family fortune dynasty
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy This lady I work with who is probably in her mid to late 50's has been yapping on and on about getting to finally see her long distance boyfriend for the holidays.

    The story is they met online somehow and he is stationed overseas in Turkey working for the US military and is some high up fancy pants.
    They have never met in person but apparently have been talking for several months.

    On Monday she took off work to go pick him up at the airport and she had taken the rest of the week off to spend with him.

    On Tuesday she came back to work and I had to ask how her boyfriend was and her reply was that he got stopped at the airport in Turkey because he had morphine (prescribed) in his bag so they beat him up and threw him in jail.

    I almost tried to act shocked but instead just went "right…"

    So I asked her what she did and she said "I sent him a bunch of money to get out of jail."

    And I said "right…"

    Then I asked her if I could see a picture of him and she showed me a picture of what looks like a young Justin Beeber.

    Then she went on about how he works at the embassy there and they won't even help him.

    I said "right…"

    And for the rest of the night I heard her repeat this load of shit story to all the people she worked around and the women were all like "OMG that cray cray."

    and all the men were like "right…"

    I wouldn't be surprised one fucking bit to find out she has been sending some guy she has never met nor will ever meet money for months.
    And of course everything seems picture perfect in her head.

    Im sorry but no young kid in the military (not that he is even real) is going to be trying to long distance hook up with this old hag of a woman.

    I wanted to hit her with a big red flag and could have because I know she wouldn't see it.

    can you explain how to get my start in this indstury 0f cat fishing i am really interested in doing it an dIhave a of tin
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i wouldh't
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    they're 1.18 for a hamburger now
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    who
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    If everyone in the world is connected through 7 (or so, i know it's been debunked) and someone gets a restraining order against you and it explicitly says not to contact friends of friends of theirs, how the fuck am I gonna know who to talk to and who i can't, do I go up to new brown women and be like "hey do you know my ex so and so, i have a restraining order because of her and I don't want to violate it."


    she wished my second a merry christmas and sent him some cutesy videos. Kinda crazy people think there's any disloyalty in my organization but there fucking isn't

    i got 15 ambien, no beer, 1 cigarette, and 13$. What am I doing with my life?
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I'd hang out with you, you seem like a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    idk i thought it costed money
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Call it a Fauci Ouchie

    people think they're better than me cuz they can afford teh boaster

    im still tryna cum up on the NO SHOT
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    for totse and tortilla
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    we're getting a 3 bedroom, imma suck scrons dick
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    can u write about when u met the scary black man and sucked the bbc i love when u tell it
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai i think it was §m£ÂgØL i played against in aoe2 and i just felt dirty. i had autistic aoe2 tricks and he was just like a normal guy playing a fun game that he really enjoys. it wasn't even like fun? my natural state of playing is like how §m£ÂgØL plays which is just building nice bases/towns and making troops and chilling and i was being a super-autistic ulta-optimized play nigga and i was honestly embarassed for myself being that much of a sweaty tryhard for no reason. i wish i was the typa nigga to revel in the simplicity of me knowing the meta competitive strats and raping some guy who's just playing a game for fun but im not so learning that shit just left me even sadder than if i'd played like a normie and lost.

    is he muscle stud 69

    i miss that dumb fucker if u see him on steam can u ask him to get a hold of me

    don't tell him i told the community his name is juan orozco he hates that
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    cigreting doesn't wanna deal with his childhood trauma of being molested by an older sister

    yes women can molest little boys

    i suspect he had to be fingered while his other sisters laughed and they beat off his little 11 year old peeter

    yes cigreting i know your sister

    mom walked in while he was crying but POKE & STROKE they kept going while he had to try new shoes on as they'd alternate

    mom was never more disappointed

    now he calls it a "Smelly Hole" & Thinks ill women are out to get him


    Cigreting a lot of my tranny lovers have felt better after watching this

    I jacked off to it too

    maybe you'll feel better

    if mama don't make me put on the dress again



    or go by a dress from good will u fucking faggot
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kev i dont think he cares tbh

    anyway, unsubscribing from this thread, not interested in hearing two queers gossip about their anal escapades

    some of the funniest shit i ever read itt
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kev his problem is he was buggered as a kid, aint no present daddy gonna fix that, tho having a father around might have prevented it from happening in the first place.

    and yea it prolly would've stopped it from happening
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    u 2 are so mean 2 me
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