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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Wariat have you ever tried seroquel?
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I really like that someone examined your spending habits and about how yet another dumb bitch with a kid (chell had a kid fona was molesting right?) is getting you to:

    -pay mortgage
    -pay utilities
    -share child rearing duties
    -buy stuff for the home
    -Vacations for the 3 of you.

    And in 12 months when she finds out you're a pedophile, you'll have:

    -2 accounts on this website.
    -Bills (like chells couch) you're continuing to pay without anything to show for it.
    -Rude things to say about Bradley.

    You sir are a dumbfuck
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    i voted no because he has enough issues that I don't think his mom deserves to have worsened by taking LSD.

    However I think he should get more Meth.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope not, but if it happens it happens.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    "hey i'm not gay luciano I just want you to really know, you're my best friend, I ... I sorta like... I love you Luciano."

    Just call me Lucy!
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    did you ever tell luciano you loved him after he would vigorously fuck you in your segregated housing unit cell?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    probably u bro u look like a fat 12 year old that never grew into a man
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    My friend got raped by a woman when we were in high school and we were all giving him shit about it while drinking one Friday night, about how that's possible if you were hard, etc, etc and he says out of no where with the straightest face ever "No bro she fucked me in the ass with a dildo while I was passed out."

    Dude I laughed so hard that my organs hurt the next day.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I also typo'ed fuck off I just woke up and drank some coffee.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah, unlike you I can confidently plan on being alive in 12 months.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    sometimes when I jack off I get excited by having such a big dick that I think I get hard because I'm excited at how big and hard I am which makes me harder & bigger & veinier which makes me even more excited & Im not gonna lie I've seen some hispanic guys penises and it's like they're tan and then their genitalia is like a darker shitier color and liek the head and the balls but with ME being Pure White Delight the head and balls of me are pinkish/dark red which I think looks a lot better on a casper the ghost colored nigga than having darker balls and a dark tipped penis.

    Like at least I can tell when I have a shitty pp,
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Due to the fact I have some form of sense, I actually don't commit crimes while on campus unless you count taking 2 slices of pizza on free pizza day or 2 totsepacks loaded with beach accessories (I thought it was full of hygene products cuz I've had a fucked up life), I did give 1 beach towel to a homeless guy cuz he was wiping sweat off him with a blue tinted black towel covered in grease and just making him dirtier. I made him trade me though because I knew he'd keep using it if I didn't/and or sell the beach towel.

    I gave away one of the water bottles & the sunscreen to my boy yesterday when we went fishing. But like now I have 2 beach balls cuz no one wanted one of them. I think I"mma save them for graduation and do the thing where someone fills them up and the crowd plays with them for awhile. Might draw a swastika on one when I do it.

    ANYWAY I only commit crimes (aside from smoking on campus which when they start walking up to me I start briskly walking away from them, and then when I'm done, put it out and sit down and act surprised about, only 1 really inshape Hotel Rawanda lookin ass guard was able to catch me) off campus and at least 3 blocks from my house.

    I'm a good person like that, but i've really slowed it down since the Gods have given me everything I needed to suceed and I amanged to not be thrown out for crack use.

    Since my relapse 2023 I havne't gotten high or drank and I feel really good, not about my sobriety but more so about my schooling and catching 3 big fish yesterday.

    I get sooo much exercise when I fish because I walk 6-8 miles and stand for 6 hours. GOnna add my new fishing friends onto my facebook which should be interesting, people really get a good understanding of who i am from my enhancemented posts on FB, not like here a lot tamer cuz i have my auntie on there and she tells my mom what I post. I forgot what the whole point of this post was.

    I shit sitting down, if I'm shitting I often piss as I'm dropping one, but I NEVER EEEEEEEEEVER shit while I"m standing up taking a piss. Tried to get this chubby girls number in mcdonalds but i was in a hurry to go fish, she looked like a bigger version of my ex i was with for 7 years and was with her little sister, I kinda fucked it up by saying "Hey do you go to school here?" clearly it's a fucking campus but she said "Yes I just got out of class." and I followed up that by saying "Wanna get coffee monday morning?" she said no thank you

    I should've fleshed out the conversation more and given her more time to understand I am large white cock & geniusy of the mind & not ten months away from being her next failed attempt at interracial dating. But folks I needed to fill up water bottles and get fishing, originally I Was gonna get food for me and my boy but when I say that §m£ÂgØL lookin nigga eating in my philosophy class and being winded by havving to walk down a flight of stairs I was kinda disgusted with absorbing palatable garbage.

    Not sure what the point I was trying to get it at but that's my BradleyB 8/28 update. I'm free to answer questions until 10pm. I will post a picture of the 3 fish I caught later.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Minority Report ^, one of the few movies I was required to watch for a AP Psych class at the end of the semester.

    Due to the fact I have some form of sense, I actually don't commit crimes while on campus unless you count taking 2 slices of pizza on free pizza day or 2 totsepacks loaded with beach accessories (I thought it was full of hygene products cuz I've had a fucked up life), I did give 1 beach towel to a homeless guy cuz he was wiping sweat off him with a blue tinted black towel covered in grease and just making him dirtier. I made him trade me though because I knew he'd keep using it if I didn't/and or sell the beach towel.

    I gave away one of the water bottles & the sunscreen to my boy yesterday when we went fishing. But like now I have 2 beach balls cuz no one wanted one of them. I think I"mma save them for graduation and do the thing where someone fills them up and the crowd plays with them for awhile. Might draw a swastika on one when I do it.

    ANYWAY I only commit crimes (aside from smoking on campus which when they start walking up to me I start briskly walking away from them, and then when I'm done, put it out and sit down and act surprised about, only 1 really inshape Hotel Rawanda lookin ass guard was able to catch me) off campus and at least 3 blocks from my house.

    I'm a good person like that, but i've really slowed it down since the Gods have given me everything I needed to suceed and I amanged to not be thrown out for crack use.

    Since my relapse 2023 I havne't gotten high or drank and I feel really good, not about my sobriety but more so about my schooling and catching 3 big fish yesterday.

    I get sooo much exercise when I fish because I walk 6-8 miles and stand for 6 hours. GOnna add my new fishing friends onto my facebook which should be interesting, people really get a good understanding of who i am from my enhancemented posts on FB, not like here a lot tamer cuz i have my auntie on there and she tells my mom what I post. I forgot what the whole point of this post was.

    I shit sitting down, if I'm shitting I often piss as I'm dropping one, but I NEVER EEEEEEEEEVER shit while I"m standing up taking a piss. Tried to get this chubby girls number in mcdonalds but i was in a hurry to go fish, she looked like a bigger version of my ex i was with for 7 years and was with her little sister, I kinda fucked it up by saying "Hey do you go to school here?" clearly it's a fucking campus but she said "Yes I just got out of class." and I followed up that by saying "Wanna get coffee monday morning?" she said no thank you

    I should've fleshed out the conversation more and given her more time to understand I am large white cock & geniusy of the mind & not ten months away from being her next failed attempt at interracial dating. But folks I needed to fill up water bottles and get fishing, originally I Was gonna get food for me and my boy but when I say that §m£ÂgØL lookin nigga eating in my philosophy class and being winded by havving to walk down a flight of stairs I was kinda disgusted with absorbing palatable garbage.

    Not sure what the point I was trying to get it at but that's my BradleyB 8/28 update. I'm free to answer questions until 10pm.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala Do you sit to pee?

    Only while shitting
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    But that doesn't change the fact I made him SUCK MY DICK.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I have but they developed a long term friendship with benefits with me for 14 years. They died about six months ago from fentanyl. He was a good friend. I lost my virginity to his sister and he lost his virginity to my big dong.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks this thread is devoted to publicly keeping a list of men who have sex with men with proof.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Steven 6 trays??

    Yeah one for me and then one I buy from someone
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sophie Ok liar.

    Hey Sophie go make a single friend.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Me me me. Let's discuss how I am the most content person in this community and an unbridled stallion of success.
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