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  1. #41
    Bradley Florida Man
    I also typo'ed fuck off I just woke up and drank some coffee.
  2. #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Yeah, unlike you I can confidently plan on being alive in 12 months.

    I've been listening to punks like you talk that same line for over 20 years on totse and zoklet. Most of the are already dead. You'll die before me too.
  3. #43
    Bradley Florida Man
    I hope not, but if it happens it happens.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Bradley Only while shitting

    Well Bradley I have to thank you for sharing such an intimate picture with us and I must say you look very handsome while taking a dump. Now if you can get the rest of your shit together, I think you might just make us proud.
  5. #45
    Bradley Florida Man
    I look aight
  6. #46
    Bradley Florida Man



    Found a shirt in rehab for a drag bar.

    The words say R house food + art + drag

    This is me twenty minutes after waking up
  7. #47
    Bradley Florida Man
    Should help me get some transgender boy pussy when I go to the LGBTQ NA meetings when I get around to it.
  8. #48
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Minority Report ^, one of the few movies I was required to watch for a AP Psych class at the end of the semester.

    Due to the fact I have some form of sense, I actually don't commit crimes while on campus unless you count taking 2 slices of pizza on free pizza day or 2 totsepacks loaded with beach accessories (I thought it was full of hygene products cuz I've had a fucked up life), I did give 1 beach towel to a homeless guy cuz he was wiping sweat off him with a blue tinted black towel covered in grease and just making him dirtier. I made him trade me though because I knew he'd keep using it if I didn't/and or sell the beach towel.

    I gave away one of the water bottles & the sunscreen to my boy yesterday when we went fishing. But like now I have 2 beach balls cuz no one wanted one of them. I think I"mma save them for graduation and do the thing where someone fills them up and the crowd plays with them for awhile. Might draw a swastika on one when I do it.

    ANYWAY I only commit crimes (aside from smoking on campus which when they start walking up to me I start briskly walking away from them, and then when I'm done, put it out and sit down and act surprised about, only 1 really inshape Hotel Rawanda lookin ass guard was able to catch me) off campus and at least 3 blocks from my house.

    I'm a good person like that, but i've really slowed it down since the Gods have given me everything I needed to suceed and I amanged to not be thrown out for crack use.

    Since my relapse 2023 I havne't gotten high or drank and I feel really good, not about my sobriety but more so about my schooling and catching 3 big fish yesterday.

    I get sooo much exercise when I fish because I walk 6-8 miles and stand for 6 hours. GOnna add my new fishing friends onto my facebook which should be interesting, people really get a good understanding of who i am from my enhancemented posts on FB, not like here a lot tamer cuz i have my auntie on there and she tells my mom what I post. I forgot what the whole point of this post was.

    I shit sitting down, if I'm shitting I often piss as I'm dropping one, but I NEVER EEEEEEEEEVER shit while I"m standing up taking a piss. Tried to get this chubby girls number in mcdonalds but i was in a hurry to go fish, she looked like a bigger version of my ex i was with for 7 years and was with her little sister, I kinda fucked it up by saying "Hey do you go to school here?" clearly it's a fucking campus but she said "Yes I just got out of class." and I followed up that by saying "Wanna get coffee monday morning?" she said no thank you

    I should've fleshed out the conversation more and given her more time to understand I am large white cock & geniusy of the mind & not ten months away from being her next failed attempt at interracial dating. But folks I needed to fill up water bottles and get fishing, originally I Was gonna get food for me and my boy but when I say that §m£ÂgØL lookin nigga eating in my philosophy class and being winded by havving to walk down a flight of stairs I was kinda disgusted with absorbing palatable garbage.

    Not sure what the point I was trying to get it at but that's my BradleyB 8/28 update. I'm free to answer questions until 10pm.

    I didn't read this but I can tell by its length and girth that a lot of emotion was put into it, and I appreciate that.
  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I thought this thread was going to be about bradley pretending to not be a gay
  10. #50
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I thought this thread was going to be about bradley pretending to not be a gay

    nobody cares, aldra
  11. #51
    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't tell men I want to fuck that I sleep with women.

    I don't tell women that I want to fuck that I sleep with men.

    Pretty simple, folks.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Steven nobody cares, aldra

    spic for yourself spic
  13. #53
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny spic for yourself spic

    nobody cares, pedo
  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I hope not, but if it happens it happens.

    It already has, you just don't know it yet. Just like I told T2k.
  15. #55
    Bradley Florida Man
    What did you tell him
  16. #56
    Bradley Florida Man
    Also he was older, fatter, uglier and more delusional than you of course he died first.

    I'm 30 years younger than you, less fat than you, neither more or less attractive than you were at 30 (5/10), and the same level of deluded. You may have a longer life span than I do but I doubt you'll make it longer than I do. The 30 year gap is too big
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley What did you tell him

    The same thing I told you Unice.
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