2022-08-27 at 4:19 PM UTC
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Bradley's beard
I live in Miami it's 80% cuban. They look like stronger, fitter Mexicans.
90 minutes off straight eating . Folks for breakfast I had a cup of coffee and a cigarette.
I shit you not, so this §m£ÂgØL looking obese hispanic guy comes into class 10 minutes late. You know what he did? Sat 40 feet away from me and ate for 1 1/2. He walked in with Wendys and ate this big ass thing of fries and 2 sammiches, then he busted out a fucking liter of chocolate milk, then I watched him eat out of a previously opened family size bag of gardettos.
Folks thats how much I consume in a fucking day.
Dude was all of 5'4 and was so fucking fat when he went to wipe his hands on his shirt (ofc) he didn't even need to make them parallel with the up and down you'd normally have a shirt positioned on you in a sitting position, his huge ass belly made the fucking shirt nearly lateral like a table perfect for collecting crumbs and wiping ones hands.
So I have to go to the bathroom, I walk to the bathroom and this fat fucking piece of shit is waiting for the elevator. REALLY WE'RE ON THE SECOND FUCKING FLOOR BRUH. so I go shit real quick and walk out a few minutes later, he's still waiting on the elevator and asks me if it's broke, I tell him "I don't use an elevator when I can walk a flight of stairs."
dude makes this loud "eeeeeeeeeuhhhhhghhhh" groan like he's deflating his torso, and then does this weird humpty dumpty walk like a fucking teetertotter and you know me, I gotta say something.
"Do you have a health condition, bud?" and as he's on the last step he's out of fucking breath and says No.
I said OH I have rheumatoid arthritis and it hurts to walk, see you next Saturday.
Fuck fat people and fuck accomdating people for being over weight. No Elevator = Cardio Exercise
No wonder he was late.
I'mma go fish in the ocean for 8 hours fuck all fat people (except Trayvon Martin and girls)
No bullshit §m£ÂgØL, I genuinely like you and am happy to see you around deez parts still. I consider you my efriend longtime.
WellHung = disgusting homosexual with a scat fetish.
Whenever i shit in a restroom and i go to flush it, I look down and I think of well hung sending pictures of his shit to other grown ass men.
950 a month pays my rent & leaves me with a couple hundred dollars to waste on bullshit.
Today I"m going fishing but since my friends already bought sardinos & shrimpies, i'mma waste YOUR hard earned taxed dollars on 4 McDoubles & 4 McChickens for us.
I think it'll come out to like 10$, they know I just got out of rehab so they try to never let me pay for the bait and stuff but I always find a way to get us some snacks or pay for parking, etc.
2022-08-27 at 3:58 PM UTC
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Bradley's beard
just because I have brownish blonde beard hair viewed through a webcam doesn't mean it's moldy.
You're the only mexican I know who can't grow facial hair.
2022-08-27 at 3:55 PM UTC
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As many of you know...
ok 3everyone well intro to philosophy will likely be the easiest course i've ever taken in my life.
I asked how extensively i need to take notes out of the book, he said dont, just read it once on friday night LOL im like bet!
Everyone hustled fast as fuck outta that class so I couldn't talk to this chubby latina in the center that looked like she could really suck chrome off my trailer hitch.
Holy fuck did I have to shit.
-Sent from a bathroom stall near you.
i already get a cripple check. 950/month.
fona's just a salty bitch that spent all vacation thinking of ridicule he could say, this is the best him and his midget girlfriend with the caveman jaw and the other nigga's kid have come up with.
2022-08-27 at 3:43 PM UTC
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Bradley needs to leave rehab.
i've been out of rehab for 16 days
2022-08-27 at 3:09 PM UTC
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As many of you know...
Also for some reason going from 165-215 doesn't dramatically change my appearance.
2022-08-27 at 3:08 PM UTC
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As many of you know...
Yes. Other LGBTQ men's physical unattractive makes me feel better about myself since we are competing for the same butthole.
And I will never change. I am not immortal but I worship a very defined God and replicate his appearance. His appearance does not vary by much and so as is such, I do not either.
