Posts by HTS

1. 2019-08-01 at 1:45 AM UTC in Stupidest posters
   

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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I expect you die by your own hand before you reach 40.

   
   One day not too far in the future, you will stop posting. Nobody will notice, yet the world will be a slightly better place. You will be dead. Not by you own hand, probably - just because you are old. I may kill myself one day, but you'll be long dead at that point. Honk.
2. 2019-08-01 at 12:11 AM UTC in Stupidest posters
   

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   Originally posted by G4LM Learn to take a compliment bro

   
   I'm too stupid to learn how to do that.
3. 2019-07-31 at 11:53 PM UTC in Stupidest posters
   

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   Originally posted by G4LM you're sharp

   
   
   
   I'm really not. If I said "me dumb, me just talk good most of time" people would get it. I'm a dumdum.
4. 2019-07-31 at 11:36 PM UTC in Stupidest posters
   

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   I would like to nominate myself. My use of vocabulary is a deception which masks my true, profound stupidity. I am really quite daft and I wish people could see through my wordy bullshit and recognize that I'm probably never going to live up to whatever expectations they might have of me.
5. 2019-07-30 at 10:55 PM UTC in Ghost is a delusional retard blindly looking for social acceptance and a worshiper of Garfield.
   

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6. 2019-07-30 at 10:19 PM UTC in This place is ripe with wizards filled with rage and angst at the world
   

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   Nothing personelle, yid.
   
   Seriously though I don't think anyone here qualifies as a wizard.
7. 2019-07-30 at 10 PM UTC in Am I being discretely blocked from 4chan?
   

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   Originally posted by Common De-mominator It will lettuce defeat the Russians

   
   Thanks. I hate this.
8. 2019-07-30 at 9:11 PM UTC in Am I being discretely blocked from 4chan?
   

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   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Ice(((berg))).
   
   I knew they were behind it.

   
   ICEBERG is classified, you shouldn't be talking about that.
9. 2019-07-30 at 7:10 PM UTC in Am I being discretely blocked from 4chan?
   

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   You're definitely the victim of a vast conspiracy, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
10. 2019-07-30 at 6:46 PM UTC in Which of the users here are AI
    

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    Originally posted by Common De-mominator And them.

    
    Goddamnit.
11. 2019-07-30 at 6:46 PM UTC in Which of the users here are AI
    

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    Originally posted by Ghost Us

    
    And them?
12. 2019-07-30 at 6:44 PM UTC in Which of the users here are AI
    

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    Not me, I'm still real and definitely not a neural network with an incredibly complex language model trained using every page on the internet.
13. 2019-07-30 at 2:07 PM UTC in Feral nigger throws 8 year old boy into train (Germany)
    

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    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Did his armies wear red shirts that made them easily visible targets in nearly all environments, and like the Star Trek grunts notorious for existing only to die?

    
    They wore the red shirts to give a fighting chance to the technologically inferior savages they intended to colonize.
    
    
14. 2019-07-30 at 1:12 PM UTC in ATTN REPUBLICANS
    

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    Originally posted by aldra jesus said to sell your shirt to buy swords.

    
    Jesus also said "Like, bro, don't hurt nobody tho."
    
    Jesus was just gay and wanted to see buff, tan, shirtless chests everywhere he looked.
15. 2019-07-30 at 4:20 AM UTC in Tell us about your first gay experience
    

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    Originally posted by G4LM Well you're in a relationship with another dude now so…

    
    I'm in a committed straight relationship. :^)
    
    Although either way the fact that I'm capable of monogamy doesn't make me any less bi.
16. 2019-07-30 at 3:40 AM UTC in Tell us about your first gay experience
    

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    I've never had a gay experience, just bisexual ones.
17. 2019-07-30 at 3:39 AM UTC in I need symbiosis of mind and body with a gatling gun that shoots nuclear missles for a brain
    

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    Originally posted by Sudo holy moly is that a lucy original?

    
    Fuck no. I'm talentless. That's somebody's drawing of Gunther from Deus Ex. He really wanted a skull gun. And some orange soda.
18. 2019-07-29 at 11:51 AM UTC in Are there still IM programs with chatrooms anymore?
    

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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes it's called real life, chat rooms would be places like "a bar", "The gym (Guffaw)", "The library (if you are homeless)", "a Church (scoff)" etc

    
    Fucking fleshnet boomer normies say the darndest things.
19. 2019-07-29 at 11:46 AM UTC in Are there still IM programs with chatrooms anymore?
    

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    If there were I wouldn't want you lurking in them. Some "To Catch A Predator" shit just waiting to happen. 😅
20. 2019-07-29 at 10:25 AM UTC in Something that keeps bugging me ...
    

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    infinityshock is secretly WritingANovel. Good detective work, Benny.