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ATTN REPUBLICANS

  1. 2019-07-30 at 1:41 AM UTC
    #21
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya Jesus loved the money changers to .
    Matthew 10:34
    "Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword"
    I'm no holy roller but when the lib tards start this "Jesus was peace " bullshit it makes me mad.

    >hasn't read the new testament
  2. 2019-07-30 at 1:44 AM UTC
    #22
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The book of Matthew is in the new testament.
  3. 2019-07-30 at 1:49 AM UTC
    #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Get one one of these things.
    https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/2019/july/euthanasia-activists-new-3d-printed-suicide-pod-promises-almost-euphoric-death
    https://vimeo.com/333502917

    I wonder if payment plans are available.
  4. 2019-07-30 at 1:55 AM UTC
    #24
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I wonder if payment plans are available.

    LOL I don't think so.
  5. 2019-07-30 at 2:02 AM UTC
    #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion LOL I don't think so.

    Just.. one-time.. payments, eh?
  6. 2019-07-30 at 2:15 AM UTC
    #26
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion The book of Matthew is in the new testament.

  7. 2019-07-30 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G4LM Somehow, that's even worse. Disgusting. Good thing you're old. You won't live more than a decade or two max. By then I'll have several children and they'll all be voting Democrat.

    By the time you have children of voting age they will learn about the democratic party in history books. That party has sealed it's fate as has many many members of the republican party. The shepherds shall shudder as the sheep rise to bloody their eyes.
  8. 2019-07-30 at 4:06 AM UTC
    #28
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Dad is grandpa okay?

    No son, he is not.
  9. 2019-07-30 at 4:09 AM UTC
    #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G4LM Dad is grandpa okay?

    No son, he is not.

    Yuck it up sunshine
  10. 2019-07-30 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by G4LM Yes there is. Loving everyone and not taking punishment into your own hands is basically the premise of the entire new testament.

    Well, why isn't it on the sign then??

    Love Thy Bank Robber
    Love Thy Murderer
    Love Thy Fraudster
    Love Thy Drug Dealer
    Love Thy Rapist
    Love Thy Criminal

    What is the reason all those are not on the sign, too?
  11. 2019-07-30 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #31
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Dems just want to keep niggas needy.. Trump be puttin niggas to work.. Perhaps that's the problem.. 😊
  12. 2019-07-30 at 4:24 AM UTC
    #32
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, why isn't it on the sign then??

    Love Thy Bank Robber
    Love Thy Murderer
    Love Thy Fraudster
    Love Thy Drug Dealer
    Love Thy Rapist
    Love Thy Criminal

    What is the reason all those are not on the sign, too?

    It's on the other side moron
  13. 2019-07-30 at 5:56 AM UTC
    #33
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    And he said to them, “When I sent you out with no moneybag or knapsack or sandals, did you lack anything?” They said, “Nothing.”

    He said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.

    For I tell you that this Scripture must be fulfilled in me: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors.’ For what is written about me has its fulfillment.”

    And they said, “Look, Lord, here are two swords.” And he said to them, “It is enough.”
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. 2019-07-30 at 5:58 AM UTC
    #34
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Dems just want to keep niggas needy.. Trump be puttin niggas to work.. Perhaps that's the problem.. 😊

    Hell yeah he does. Even illegals at his properties. Isn't that neat?
  15. 2019-07-30 at 11:20 AM UTC
    #35
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Maybe Jesus's "love thy neighbour" bullshit explains why Christians experience by far more religious hate and violence than any other group.
  16. 2019-07-30 at 12:05 PM UTC
    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by G4LM

    Why?
  17. 2019-07-30 at 12:22 PM UTC
    #37
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why?

    Because Jesus said so.

  18. 2019-07-30 at 12:23 PM UTC
    #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    jesus said to sell your shirt to buy swords.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. 2019-07-30 at 12:27 PM UTC
    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So the same guy who cursed a tree and killed it because it didn't have any fruit on it he could steal?

    Mark 11:12-25

    The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
  20. 2019-07-30 at 12:35 PM UTC
    #40
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ok so i love my disabled neighbor now what?
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