Just masturbate once a week.

1. 2018-02-10 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Feels so fucking good when you finally do; you feel relaxed as fuck when it finally comes out and you're in total bliss.
2. 2018-02-10 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Plus there's so much sperm to play with.
3. 2018-02-10 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Yeah it's nice to wait a while but I jerk off whenever anyway, end up having wet dreams otherwise
4. 2018-02-10 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #4
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   havent since last yr
   
   no more waking juizzes
   
   i am ascending all physical desire
   
   god dident make that sht
5. 2018-02-10 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #5
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Don't masturbate at all... or if you can do it once a week, aim for once a month. Also: get a girlfriend who will put it in a locked cage so you can't touch it, you beta fucks.
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6. 2018-02-10 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Masturbating is better when you have a girl that does sexy stuff in front of you and let's you wack off to that.