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2018-02-23 at 4:06 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-23 at 3:44 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Fox Paws You do realize that’s mathematically impossible right? There are less men than women in the world, plus every time a woman has sex with a man, the man is having sex too.
How can women have more sex than men, if men have to be having sex too for this to be true?
Are you mentally retarded lol
And gay dudes are way more promiscuous than lesbians. On the whole, dudes are having a lot more sex than chicks. -
2018-02-23 at 5:37 AM UTC in Should I actually go to mexico?
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2018-02-23 at 5:34 AM UTC in How do banks and private ATM owners afford to run an ATM?
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2018-02-23 at 5:30 AM UTC in Last thing you watched that you enjoyed.King of the Hill. It's a wholesome cartoon sitcom about life in texas. I liked it because it's sweet and funny.
Alternatovely: Rampage. It's about a dude going on a shooting spree. I liked it because I was bored and sometimes it's nice to watch gratuitous scenes of mindless violence being committed against innocent people. -
2018-02-23 at 3:33 AM UTC in What happened, Lanny?
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2018-02-23 at 3:30 AM UTC in What happened, Lanny?
Originally posted by Totse 2001 More like what does Mike Pence have to do with this?
unless you mean the trying to bring it to Mike Pence attention
In which he should send a slew of who to Archive.org and audit the datas servers
or is that violating someones privacy and somehow "Freedom of speech" will block something not related to the First Ammendment
It don't know what's crazier - how far your language skills deteriorate when you're off your meds, or you. -
2018-02-23 at 2:57 AM UTC in Anyone kill their own meat?I caught and tried gutting a big ass fish when I was like 12. I regret that shit to this day. I don't even like killing spiders. What the fuck was I thinking? I fucked up cleaning/gutting the fish too, so it was a needless waste of life.
Also when I was a kid I doused birdseed with windex and left it outside trying to poison birds. Because... reasons. -
2018-02-23 at 2:54 AM UTC in why are people genuinely believing captain falcon is rich
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2018-02-23 at 2:50 AM UTC in why are people genuinely believing captain falcon is richCaptain Falcon has literally confessed that he has a habit of making up bullshit stories on the fly to tell people because he finds it fun.
It's pretty obvious that his persona here is just that.
But also people want to believe he's rich because people like knowing rich people, because they like to think the wealth will rub off on them or they'll see dividends if they befriend the rich fuck.
Anyway, yeah, nobody believes him, but they want to believe him because money is magical. -
2018-02-23 at 1:51 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
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2018-02-23 at 1:47 AM UTC in Disgusting things you've done during sex
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2018-02-23 at 1:28 AM UTC in ATTN: Vizier
Originally posted by Daily I bought the plane ticket for him. He basically got a free vacation and no strings attached sex
Originally posted by Daily Don't worry faggot, I'll keep you warm. I'll pop a cialis and you be the little spoon so we can fall asleep cuddling while my dick stays inside your asshole for the entire night while we're asleep
lol vizier is a faggot -
2018-02-23 at 1:23 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
Originally posted by Jeremus Did read the quote, so I will attack this stupid ass point
Human industry is not "the wild". We define "the wild" by contrast with the state of society. The reason human society isn't "the wild" is because we can do things like form social contracts or derive laws from the categorical imperative, wherein we give up the "rights" granted to us by the state of nature ("the wild") in order to secure and express true freedoms like the right to life, the right to freedom of expression etc. That's also why we punish people who violate each other's rights. Society is a human construction, duh, of course it's not some universal metaconcept like physics, but that doesn't make it any less meaningful or useful.
If you disagree, go live out in Somalia, where the modern state of society is inapplicable and the conditions are truly wild.
Human egotism doesn't change the fact that we are still the wild. It's like saying ant colonies aren't the wild because within their tiny domain they've domeaticated aphids and their tunnels exist outside of "the wild". Bullshit, all of it. Human society is just a giant global ant colony. It's as much "the wild" as anything else, if you try seeing things objectively. 🤗 -
2018-02-23 at 1:19 AM UTC in ATTN: Vizier
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2018-02-23 at 1:13 AM UTC in ATTN: Vizier
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2018-02-23 at 12:49 AM UTC in "Friends was better than Seinfeld" -- Speedy Parker
Originally posted by Enter i can't enjoy a show because people are laughing!!! :( LOUD NOISES REEEEEEEE
i could understand that if it was an actual laugh track with the same annoying noise repeated (like big bang theory_, but it's literally an audience. there are times when the audience doesn't laugh, for example.
larry david even told the audience to tone it the fuck down at points (example: when kramer entered the room).
I think people hate the laugh-track/live studio audience because they realize that without they probably wouldn't be laughing. Because laughter is largely a social thing.
And if you realize you're only laughing because you can hear other people laughing... it kinda takes away from the joke. -
2018-02-23 at 12:46 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-23 at 12:42 AM UTC in "Friends was better than Seinfeld" -- Speedy Parker
Originally posted by Enter ive said it before but it always bothered me how robert was a little bitch despite being a police officer
it's not like they forgot. he's wearing his "POLICE" shirt in that very scene! and yet a slight tumble stops him?
that's just one example of many, i dunno.
also if that scene was recreated in any other cliche family sitcom i'd think it was shit, but for some reason it's entertaining with those characters. bias or is there something special about ELR?
Pussy cops are a trope. See: Andy in Twin Peaks. Making him a little bitch subverts your expectations. Or something. -
2018-02-23 at 12:28 AM UTC in Bill Krozby trying to steal somebody's phone in public (with evidence)... the fuck, Bill Krozby?
