Posts by HTS

1. 2018-02-22 at 6:49 PM UTC in replace the 2nd amendment
   

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   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 why not?!

   
   Because hellfire missiles aren't civilian issue. You can also own an RPG launcher, you just can't have the ammo.
2. 2018-02-22 at 6:43 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
   

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   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 But you eat dick?

   
   Dick doesn't talk back.
3. 2018-02-22 at 6:40 PM UTC in replace the 2nd amendment
   

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   Originally posted by Fox Paws Citizens should be allowed to own Predator drones

   
   They are. You just can't arm your predator drone.
4. 2018-02-22 at 6:33 PM UTC in do you look clean cut or like a homeless person or what
   

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   I wear hoodies and baggy pants and I'm pretty sure I look like a street kid still. Not necessarily a stereotypical hobo look, but I can see why people think I look like a punky lil shit.
   
   A security guard was following me and my bf around a store and eye fucking us for a solid 15 minutes yesterday. It was really obvious too. She was like hovering around me the entire time I was there. So I look like a shoplifter, at least.
5. 2018-02-22 at 6:20 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
   

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   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Serious question, how do you guys feel about the morality of eating something like this:
   
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   (start at 1:13 bitch)

   
   I wouldn't want to eat anything I could have a conversation with. That'd be weird. 😛
6. 2018-02-22 at 6:02 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

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   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Can somebody insult me already? I'm fucking bored.

   
   Why would anyone waste time insulting you, you greasy spic.
7. 2018-02-22 at 5:50 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

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8. 2018-02-22 at 5:49 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

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   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Forcing 'jedi' into every sentence is also weird.

   
   Agreed, but "get a jedi to do your taxes" is solid advice.
9. 2018-02-22 at 5:39 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

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   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I will probably go to a jedi establishment and get a jedi to do my jedi taxes.

   
   So... you're going to go to a bank and get one of their employees to do your taxes. You coulda just said that. They way you put it sounds weird.
10. 2018-02-22 at 5:35 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

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    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I'm actually genuinely curious. My taxes are going to be complicated this year because I have so many different sources of income for 2017. Books, a bit of freelancing stuff, ebay, two different jobs, crypto.

    
    Get a jedi to do them.
11. 2018-02-22 at 4:02 PM UTC in what the fuck did harvey weinstein do that was so bad
    

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    Jerking off in front of coworkers is generally frowned upon. Also he's a lefty kike so both the right and the left were cool with watching him burn for different reasons.
12. 2018-02-22 at 3:57 PM UTC in Do you have a balanced diet?
    

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    Fuck no. I'm too stupid to balance my diet. That's why I'm not vegan.
13. 2018-02-22 at 3:54 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

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    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix So you're like the real life version of Mr. Garrison getting a sex change and then becoming a lesbian?

    
    Nah, I'm just bi and always have been. 🤔
14. 2018-02-22 at 3:53 PM UTC in "I know what boys like! I know what guys want!"
    

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL You've been triggered.

    
    KEY: beta RED 372
    Trigger accepted.
    
    Mission parameters: Kill the Prime Minister of Canada. Bomb Canadian houses of parliament.
    
    Noblesse obligé.
15. 2018-02-22 at 3:38 PM UTC in "I know what boys like! I know what guys want!"
    

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    Originally posted by Enter yeah if i could be an ACTUAL woman, not a fuckin' freak

    
    I feel personally attacked. 😢
16. 2018-02-22 at 6:29 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

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    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I thought you were gay?

    
    Exactly..? I'm like waaay into girls.
17. 2018-02-22 at 6:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

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    tfw hydro has never lusted after your loins, even tho
    you think she cute and awesome 😢
18. 2018-02-22 at 3:54 AM UTC in Your current phone?
    

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    Samsung Galaxy J1, because I'm a cheap little jediess but still wanted a Samsung.
19. 2018-02-22 at 2:24 AM UTC in The worst inventions in the history of mankind
    

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    Testosterone. Anabolic steroids that accentuate masculine traits.
    
    Possibly CRISPR, depending on how it gets used in the future.
20. 2018-02-22 at 1:40 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

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    Originally posted by Zanick I'm opposed to engineering the moral lives of animals just as I'm opposed to harming them. I don't believe they should be subject to the terrors of human industry, but what happens in the wild is their business.

    
    Human industry is the wild. Stop pretending we aren't just wild ass animals just because you can philosophize some shit. Plus, having your throat torn out by a wolf isn't less horrifying than any of the methods we use to kill animals. Subjecting animals to industrial farming is almost noble by comparison to what other animals do to eachother in the wild. Which you're okay with.