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    Originally posted by Madman Well I like books, and when other people like the same books as me it either sends me into a jealous rage because it makes me feel less special or I'm like cool we like the same stuff.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "book"!

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    >was
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    Originally posted by Lanny It's a commonly accepted, even among professional gamers who have all the time in the world to practice games, that reaction times increase as you age. Mind you, if you're comparing like 14 years olds with 20 year olds it's not reaction times that are making the difference in competitive play and that extra practice and general cognitive ability older players have is more important, but there's a reason pro games tend to "peak" somewhere in their 20s. Research on the subject seems to support this idea as well.

    This is what I was getting at, yeah. I mean it happens eventually, but if kids seem crazy at games that's not why. 14 yearold Johnny is not kicking your ass at CoD because his developing brain reacts so much faster than yours, he's kicking your ass because he plays 4+ hours a day, every day, and takes it way more seriously than you probably do.
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    I think it's pretty cool too. People my age freak out about global warming and will go into conniptions if you imply you don't care/it's okay. I just like to remind them that the Earth has been so warm in the past that the poles were covered in tropical rain forests. It doesn't matter if the temperature goes up a few degrees. It's been hotter. At worst, it's the speed of climate change that's most problematic because species can't keep up with the rate of change. It's an artificially severe evolutionary pressure that evolution isn't keeping pace with. It's an extinction event, sure. Humans will be fine though. Life will keep on going. Just not all life.

    It baffles me how the same snake person dipshits who think we can colonize Mars (notoriously inhospitable) don't think we as a species will survive making our perfectly hospitable planet slightly less so.
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    Originally posted by benny vader no,

    reflexes slow down after youve hit a certain age.

    Yeah, but that certain age is like 60.
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    What a participation award. This should have been a teachable moment about why insurance and security are important, but instead we just taught the kid that if something bad happens - don't worry, we'll shower you with free shit.

    Bet: 30 years from now this kid is going to be living in a 0 bedroom apartment after going through 2 messy divorces from marriages strained by financial ruin from his numerous failed business ventures.

    He could have been the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
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    I am too technologically retarded to use this feature, but good work, Lanny. โ˜บ
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian hey HTS,

    this money hates you


    Money loves me. Probably because I'm so indifferent to it. It's always trying to get into my pants. I don't even have to work for it.
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    Originally posted by Cootehill I used to play a lot of Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2004, but these kids play Fortnite and DOTA and Team Fortress and they're so quick that they're like some sort of electronic demons or something.

    You'd be surprised how "fast" you can get when you play the same game a lot. I feel like this only related to age because kids have more free time to play vidya and it's socially insentivized due to all their friends doing the same thing. If you needed to play a lot of Fortnite to remain socially relevant among your peers, you'd be playing a lot more Fortnite and be a lot better at it. You know?

    That is to say, I don't think kids have any particularly relevant inherent physiological/neurological advantages. They just have the time and desire to train their brains that way.

    You're too busy paying taxes, having sex, and getting drunk to be as fast as a kid.
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    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine did you ever make mixtapes back in the day?

    People would just record whatever songs they wanted to hear on theirs, but for me it was an artistic experience, I would take time to carefully select which tricks to include and would record them to the tape as a concept album.
    I know I could do that with audacity (I think I have a few times before) but it just doesn't have the same feeling doing something like that with a digital file compared to a physical tape

    I make the artsy, more themed mixtapes now. Not quite concept albums, but there is a unifying flow. Back in the day I'd just record stuff off the radio because I wanted to be able to hear it again. Those were the dark ages, they were.
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    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Is there any way to get around this in this day and age?

    Yeah. Try not being an elitist hipster snob. Get around it by getting over it, loser.
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    Sure. I record things to cassette sometimes just because there's certain sounds that seem like the musicians really wanted to be recording 30 years ago.

    I would buy a cassette or vinyl release if I was into the band enough.
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee This only aplies to boys and men. God doesn't mind women touching themselves..ha!ha!

    This is true. No seed is wasted when girls do it!

    But you can't go wasting eggs by not getting pregnant either. Once a girl is ripe, she needa the rape.
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    Originally posted by stare rape You always have to pay for sex (food, drinks, movie, etc) and even then it's not a sure thing. Might as well cut out the middleman

    You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave after. ๐Ÿ˜…
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    Originally posted by stare rape Not good for men in the amounts that many Americans drink

    Men need it. Violent, aggressive males with healthy testosterone levels need to be dealt with somehow, and it's better than killing them. ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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    Originally posted by stare rape Almond milk is much better IMO. It says that it requires refrigeration after opening but I don't see any reason it should be if you're going to be using it up within a week or two

    Soy milk is better for you.
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    Originally posted by Enterita Have you ever really LISTENED to jazz? There's no talent behind it, they're just playing different "notes" at random. That's why John Coltrane would never play the same song twice.

    It's the notes they don't play, man. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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    Originally posted by benny vader depends on what race you are really.

    if your a nigger, which usually have very inferior neuro-moto competency, everything is hard except simple drum-like instrument that you can beat on thoughtlessly.

    But then why are jazz musicians all black. ๐Ÿค”
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    Originally posted by ohfralala You are going to need to mature exponentially if youโ€™re becoming a father.

    Don't worry, 6 months from now he will be smugly self-assured that he has.
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    I think it's still your birthday, so: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ๐Ÿ˜™

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