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Hardest instrument ever?

  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I vote pipe organ.
  2. #2
    HTS highlight reel
    Daddy's skinflute
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  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Probably either the cowbell or the gong.
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  4. #4
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Daddy's skinflute

    lol
  5. #5
    Originally posted by mmQ Probably either the cowbell or the gong.

    Cowbell can be a bitch mayne
  6. #6
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    depends on what race you are really.

    if your a nigger, which usually have very inferior neuro-moto competency, everything is hard except simple drum-like instrument that you can beat on thoughtlessly.

    here, pick one.

  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's actually the alto sax which OBVIOUSLY I played in high school with prowess and esteem. Many a jazz solo to my name that not only made milfs in the crowd show tits they actually a few of em sucked my little pean after the show whole their kids were watching. Haha I remember it like yesterday
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  8. #8
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by benny vader depends on what race you are really.

    if your a nigger, which usually have very inferior neuro-moto competency, everything is hard except simple drum-like instrument that you can beat on thoughtlessly.

    But then why are jazz musicians all black. 🤔
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've got rhythm, I've got jazz, who could ask for anything more? I mean pshhhaw
  10. #10
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by HTS But then why are jazz musicians all black. 🤔

    jazz lacked complexities, the musicals are elementary.

    its not really a sophisticated form of music.

    why do you think africans has never evolved beyond drums and drum-like musical instruments.
  11. #11
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS But then why are jazz musicians all black. 🤔

    Have you ever really LISTENED to jazz? There's no talent behind it, they're just playing different "notes" at random. That's why John Coltrane would never play the same song twice.
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by benny vader jazz lacked complexities, the musicals are elementary.

    its not really a sophisticated form of music.

    why do you think africans has never evolved beyond drums and drum-like musical instruments.

    True jazz appreciates all scales and all time signatures. I'd like you to get real.
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enterita Have you ever really LISTENED to jazz? There's no talent behind it, they're just playing different "notes" at random. That's why John Coltrane would never play the same song twice.

  14. #14
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ True jazz appreciates all scales and all time signatures. I'd like you to get real.

    in other words,

    disorder.

    dont get me wrong, i appreciates jazzs too, i appreciate jazz as much as i appreciate oran utan,

    but as much as i appreciate jazz as much as i appreciate oran utang, jazz, like oran utang is still a very primitive ''thing''.
  15. #15
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enterita Have you ever really LISTENED to jazz? There's no talent behind it, they're just playing different "notes" at random. That's why John Coltrane would never play the same song twice.

    It's the notes they don't play, man. 😎
  16. #16
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    The theremin









    And jazz sucks
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by EllariaSand The theremin









    And jazz sucks

    Two wrongs don't make a right.
  18. #18
    Harp is pretty hard.
  19. #19
    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    I don't know about hardest but I played the clarinet from 4th grade up to 12.
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty I don't know about hardest but I played the clarinet from 4th grade up to 12.

    I bet you kick ass at it.
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