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Posts by HTS

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    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box seen what? Zarathustra? what are you going to do, read a wikipedia article? why are you so upset. talk to me you fucked up freak.

    Read some Nietszche, convert to Zoroastrianism. Who knows?
  2. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Nil Zarathustra

    Second time in less than 10 minutes I've seen this. I've clearly got to do something about this, so let this serve as a reminder to future me to actually do something about it. Or don't. Who cares, HTS, you aren't going to learn anything that you won't just immediately forget anyway.
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    I want to do this, but literally only so I can play KotOR again. Getting it working on Windows 10 is somehow more difficult for me than building a dedicated machine for that one purpose.
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    Originally posted by Lanny
    I'll cut your hair for you babe.

    Actually on second through I won't because I'm bad at it and I want to see you with a cute haircut.

    Hair salons are staffed by depressed people who didn't know what to do with their lives whose dreams deadened in an oversaturated service industry. They aren't good enough to judge you.

    Hair salons are staffed by wonderful happy people who knew exactly what they wanted to do with their lives, and that was "make people beautiful". I don't want to let them down by being so ugly that they can't do that for me. Beauticians are the coolest girls and I don't belong anywhere near them.
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    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i haven't aged a bit. thanks heroin

    email me some heroin
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    Originally posted by Lanny
    You're older than me? Dang HTS, you still looking fine for 27 babe.

    I'm ancient. ;_;

    I look like shit. I need to get something done with my hair but I'm afraid to go in and ask for something cute because I'm so ugly.
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    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i've got something you can get stuck up your ass

    Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*
  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Did it get stuck sideways or something?

    I drew a handy diagram of its orientation if you'd like to see...

  9. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Wait what, the HTS incident happened long before 2010. Did someone go and recreate the HTS highlighter sodomy thread on "bodybuilding.com"? Dear god, for what fucking reason would someone do this thing.

    Because I'm a legend, clearly. It's been 12 years since the highlighter thing happened and people still bring it up. That thread was a work of art.
  10. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Ghost You're late, I don't think you bumped the thread last night hts

    I totally did, don't even worry about it.
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    Originally posted by mmQ I believe the odor of contraband is considered probable cause.

    It is, which makes weed insence basically the easiest way to forfit your 4th amendment rights aside from straight up telling the cops they can search your place. 😅
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker All songs have two meanings. What it meant to the person who wrote it and what it means to tbe the person listening to it.

    Deep, man.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock he was friends with a coworker.

    on a similar note…he made frequent and outlandish claims formerly being in army special forces. id ask him questions to get him to dig himself deeper into his claims while getting significant entertainment value out of how idiotic his delusions on the military actually were.

    was he in the army? yep

    was he in speshul forces? he was an E4 (low rank) mechanic…worked on vehicles.

    remember kids…DD214s are public records.

    DD214s are government public records. If they wanted to hide is Speshul Ops background, they would change them. Maybe he did and saw a lot of bad shit, so the government used drugs and lazer beams to turn him into a retard nobody would believe and changed his rank to E4 in the official records.



    Probably not though.
  15. HTS highlight reel
    To "Shekels Shekels Shekels". Thank you. That is all.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny idk.

    i thought that maybe txt file submission system could be made similar to post submission system, like with all the users name and submission time logged and displayed.

    Yee, that's what I meant by you'd have to do it like a wiki or something. It could work I guess, but like I said, ain't nobody got time for the aggro boner you'd be giving law enforcement and that they would in turn be trying to dick you down with. 😓
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    Originally posted by Sudo And yet the devil went down to Georgia

    The devil went down to Georgia and not a state further because even he hates Florida.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the difference between hosting user submited post and user submitted txt files containing bomb making guide ?

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say that, at least the way totse's textfiles were submitted, they would not be protected by Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act or whatever. The publisher of the textfiles was pretty unambiguously Jeff Hunter, and not the inviduals who wrote them. Posts on the forum are different, in that the publishers are the individuals who wrote the post. Lanny will probably shutter this site the first time he gets subpoena'd over the forum, and that's understandable. He's risking a lot as it is. No reasonable person would shoulder the risk of publishing highly curated user content that could reasonably be argued to be published by the host.

    To get section 230 protection you'd probably have to run it like a wiki or something, and even then... it's going to bring unnecessary and unwanted law enforcement attention.

    [I'm not a lawyer or all that knowledgeable, I'm basically talking out of my ass.]
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The only mental image I have of you is one of a fat kneed teen with writing implement stuck in his ass crying about it on the internet.

    That thread was a smash hit because I was joking around, not "crying". 😡
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm sure you feel a lot of strange things.

    Im sure you do too, when you're picturing me all dolled up and dressed "like a woman".
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