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2018-10-19 at 4:14 AM UTC in Destroying a crowbar?Alternatively: cook the crowbar and serve it for dinner to the very detectives who are looking for it.
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2018-10-19 at 4:12 AM UTC in Destroying a crowbar?t h e r m i t e
Or like, nitric acid? -
2018-10-19 at 4:06 AM UTC in Fart or anal queef?So... after sex, a vaginal fart is a queef. This is understood. A good dicking pumps some air in there or something, and it's gonna come out when you pull out. If the same thing happens after anal sex, what is it? Is it a fart? Is it a queef? An anal queef?
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2018-10-19 at 3:01 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
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2018-10-19 at 2:58 AM UTC in "Science says fluoride in water is good for kids. So why are these towns banning it?"Bullshit about your 3rd eye aside, water fluoridation is basically just a way to sell toxic waste to municipalities and write it off as being good for your teeth. Glad the city I moved to in March is fluoride free. I grew up with that shit though. :/
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2018-10-19 at 12:44 AM UTC in The Storm Draws Nigh
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2018-10-19 at 12:38 AM UTC in The Storm Draws NighThis is it... the fabled language of the NPCs... I can't read it.
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2018-10-19 at 12:36 AM UTC in THE CONTROLLER: would leave a huge blister in the palmi'm the only real one left... the last person...
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2018-10-19 at 12:36 AM UTC in THE CONTROLLER: would leave a huge blister in the palmcupocheer has to be a mash alt
they're all mash alts
dh is all mash alts
none of you are real
two people can't be this schizophrenic in the same place that isn't a psych ward, it's impossible -
2018-10-19 at 12:26 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
Originally posted by hydromorphone Your own parents would mourn my passing more sincerely than they would when you die.
For all Sploo tries to be cruel to people, I think this is the cruelest thing he'll ever accomplish - when he dies his parents will feel relief, and they will hate themselves for it. -
2018-10-19 at 12:20 AM UTC in Can a guy be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?yeah they have words for this now it's called being a homoromantic asexual. Or if you're into fucking girls I guess you're homoromantic heterosexual.
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2018-10-18 at 8:21 PM UTC in The Sims 4The Sims 4 is worse than The Sims 3. Trust me on this. Sims 2 was peak Sims.
But The Sims 3 is good for traits and stuff. Also the character models are great for racist caricatures. Meet Maury Shekelberg:
He's a greedy, manipulative, evil asshole and works in the journalism career track. His life goal is being rich. He is the uberkike.
You just can't do that in The Sims 2. -
2018-10-18 at 8:18 PM UTC in Grant MacDonald - Ram Ranch
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2018-10-18 at 6:47 PM UTC in I'm a serial killer AmA
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2018-10-18 at 8:40 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
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2018-10-18 at 8:36 AM UTC in Misato, Rei or Asuka?
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2018-10-18 at 8:34 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?
Originally posted by Lanny No one is contesting it's possible to do something without enjoying it, the question is whether or not it's enjoyment that makes something gay. Like you can not enjoy being a cook, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a cook. Likewise you can voluntarily participate in erotic activities with a man and whether or not it's fun for you it's still gay if you consent to it.
It's gay, but the person doing it isn't.
A dude giving another dude a handjob is gay. The dude giving the handjob isn't gay unless he likes it though. And the recipient is only gay if he cums. -
2018-10-18 at 8:31 AM UTC in Misato, Rei or Asuka?This bish has a penguin roommate, tig ole biddies, and likes to drink.
HOW CAN REI OR ASUKA EVEN COMPETE? Especially Asuka though. -
2018-10-18 at 8:29 AM UTC in Misato, Rei or Asuka?
This is what a real woman looks like. Misato is best girl. Asukafags are the worst. -
2018-10-17 at 9:57 PM UTC in I'm a serial killer AmAI'm not a serial killer. The RCMP doesn't need to look into me because of how much I'm not a menace to society. I am a normal person.
