2024-12-05 at 2:48 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
we didn't have this kinda holiday cheer around here before. I'd like to thank our new members: crispyC and flutterF
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2024-12-05 at 2:45 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
Lookin good! Merry crispmas
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2024-12-05 at 2:45 PM UTC
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If I Were Your Dad ...
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
What in the wariohorseyhat nonce shit is this?
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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2024-12-05 at 2:41 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
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2024-12-05 at 2:36 PM UTC
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If I Were Your Dad ...
part 2
a good girl you are indeed,
as evidence by your recessed clit,
a joy that daddy ceaselessly licks,
until warm, slimey liquid,
ozzes out, ozzes and ozzes out of it.
end of part 2
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2024-12-05 at 2:15 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
Originally posted by Crispy
Woke up early, 7:00 on the Dot! Got ready for school, took my vitamins and edible. Now I’m on my way to school. After school im going with my mom to get my stepbrother and stepdad crispmas gifts. Once i get home im goin somewhere with my dad, probably bringing knitler 🥰
7 o’clock
On the dot
I need a crack rock
On the spot!
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2024-12-05 at 2:08 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
I hope you brought a warm jacket
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2024-12-05 at 1:51 PM UTC
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If I Were Your Dad ...
if i were your dad,
your little arms i'd grab,
and throw you onto the bed,
will lay you flat on your back,
n' lift your nightgown over your head,
and pull your little panties off one leg,
and apart !
that lovely thing i'd spread !
end of part 1
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2024-12-05 at 1:40 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
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2024-12-05 at 8:35 AM UTC
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Crispy December starts now!
Originally posted by Crispy
Enjoy your birthday, eat cake
Hi Crispy. I thought to give an update. So I went to my relatives who had invited my family and I for dinner. They knew it was my birthday so then after dinner they had brought in a cake that they ordered, for me. A birthday cake. It tasted pretty good.
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You should take Multivitamins crispy
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Can someone put a Santa hat on my wozny
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I think it's pretty festive. use this thread to show off your christmas themed profile pics and give suggestions to others for what theirs might or could be!!!
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I'm not gonna kill my mom
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frala how much you weigh? like a rough estimate?
please don't start. just answer
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2024-12-05 at 12:47 AM UTC
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My mom is dying of alcoholism.
Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs
That would probably work but I think most people would find it easier to drift away from an opiate overdose.
I'm not gonna kill my mom
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
when you accept a woman who's obese does that make you an asshole?
think about it.
you say tag you're it! and assholedly run away at the speed of light
Not only an asshole, dead. One 400-lb woman was convicted of sitting on her boyfriend, suffocating him to death.
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I am sorry. Please forgive me for everything I did to you. I don't understand much of why everyone is so mad at me and that is likely my problem.
I am a thin skinned vain individual and when frala (a woman I was in love with and expected to be with) called me a faggot Infront of my friends repeatedly it deeply bothered me and I overreacted and became a shitty person because I was hurt deeply.
This stemmed from you divulging things that I said negatively about her to you (Fluttershy) which was wrong of me to talk shit and caused the entire issue.
Frala did nothing wrong except fall in love with a dumb nigger (me) and did things that irked me which I vented to you (fluttershy) and you explain dto her, which made her mad and resulted in me being insulted and caused me to get really mean.
Who is at fault in all of this?
Me, BradleyB93, a real piece of shit who fell in love, got his feelings hurt, and felt like I was betrayed by someone I trusted and loved a lot not expecting them to divulge what I was saying.
That was my fault, my mistake, and further compounded the problems I have.
Yall are free to ruin my life but understand I am doing the best I can and will continue tod ot he best I can and hopefully others see that, I am sorry for making fun of Frala for being very overweight and for not wanting to be your friend, Fluttershy.
I am who I am and it's not good, I would like to change but I have character defects that are really deeply ingrained in me that ruined fralal's and my relationship, and ruined my relationship with you. It is what it is and I am sorry for what I recognize were my errors in this and I hope we can all be friends.
But I don't want to talk on the phone or become close to you, Fluttershy and Frala can only call me if she wants to get pumped from behind by my big white weiner and be nice to me despite my fucked up personality.
Also fluttershy if you're willing to get pumped from behind by my big white Weiner and treat me nicely despite my fucked up personality I am willing to budge my heart with you as well.
I'm sorry Frala and I'm sorry Fluttershy.
And I'm sorry I made fun of Lanny and compared him to the coca cola bear and the ICEE bear and to melted snowman. That wasn't right of me.
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what if she's ugly as sin, old, overweight but loves to suck dick
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