2024-12-06 at 10:08 PM UTC
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I hurt myself last night
I just need someone to stay below my waist like a holster
And let me set my drink upon her booty like a coaster
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2024-12-06 at 10:06 PM UTC
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I hurt myself last night
I have rheumatoid arthritis
I stopped taking DMARDs in 2022 when I moved and it went into remission. I been having pain in my joints increasingly over the last 5 months
I see my new rheumatologist on Monday
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Originally posted by Rough Rider
Ok flutterweiner
dont call me that or i'll tstm my account and leave for 3 days!!!!!!
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Don’t eat liserds they’re full of bugs
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Originally posted by Crispy
I think we should burn the house down again and rebuild it
I don’t know I thought Vinny’s liserd idea was pretty good
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Knowing u can't drop a single drop of blood at a felony crime scene entering a home to do bad and knowing there's a dog u can't really see is a huge demotivator for entering that home.
Much easier to find a different family to terrorize and leave mine alone.
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I didn't have to hit scotty after 8 months, dude just learned and then at about 8 months understood verbal commands and verbal discipline because the backbone (light spanking) had already been properly reinforced in conjunction with verbal to the point he only requires verbal.
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Originally posted by Crispy
Big dogs suck, theyre too big and nasty. Dogs in general are disgusting
"I bet you won't say that to my snoot."
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this happened more than 10 years ago but i too, used to have cock-roach problem. theyre tiny cock-roaches the size of a sunflower seed.
i had so many of them in my kitchen and in my fridge and even in the freezer compartment where they die and became artifact among layers of build up ices. i only defrost it once a year, so i can estimate the time of death based on the depth theyre in the ice layers.
these fucking cock-roaches populate the entire kitchen and no amount of spray seems to be able to get rid of it.
in the end i got a bright idea of letting nature do its work.
i decided to just let the kitchen windows open all day and night with the lights on to attract liserds. and sure enough in just a matter of weeks liserds began to populate my kitchen and feast on the cock-roaches,
there was ceaseless tweaking sound coming from the kitchen every night and day, the sound of liserds slamming their jaws shut against the wall and cabinet as they attempt to crush the cock-roach in their mouth.
there were liserd droppings all over the kitchen but then theyre easier to clean than live cock-roaches since they dont run away.
thanks for listening.
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Originally posted by Michael.Bauer
her grandmother and me
*Grandmother and I
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2024-12-06 at 10:32 AM UTC
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How to get rid of cockroaches?
Originally posted by Cowboy2013
Find where they're laying eggs and give no quarter.
I had them once and they just kept coming. I moved my refrigerator one day and found where they were breeding. It was a holocaust. Idk why under the refrigerator but I think it's usually that or the dishwasher for some reason.
The heat from the motor
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2024-12-06 at 3:49 AM UTC
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have you guyd seen my keys?
igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
i swear i just saw them a few minutes ago and now i can't find them. has anyone seen them? its the keyring with betty boop pendant attached. WHERE ARE MY KEYS? not funny prank guys
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Find where they're laying eggs and give no quarter.
I had them once and they just kept coming. I moved my refrigerator one day and found where they were breeding. It was a holocaust. Idk why under the refrigerator but I think it's usually that or the dishwasher for some reason.
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2024-12-05 at 11:32 PM UTC
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Tsunami
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2024-12-05 at 11:01 PM UTC
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🦖🦕🎀 CrispyLand. 🎀🦕🦖
Damn Bill Krozby's Ghost. I wonder if you're even the real Bill Krozbyweiner
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2024-12-05 at 10:20 PM UTC
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How to get rid of cockroaches?
Stop telling people about the bugs! Do you want CPS to come again? I don't want all these niggers in space knowing how we live.
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2024-12-05 at 10:19 PM UTC
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I'm an alcoholic...
Originally posted by Crispy
I had 2 beers, IN THE DAY!!! So I'm an alcoholic now…
UNBELIVABLE THIS SI WHERE MY BEER I WAS GOIPNG TO DRINK WENT!!! I THOUGHT NANA STARTED DRINKING AGAIN
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2024-12-05 at 10:19 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
Originally posted by Crispy
Woke up early, 7:00 on the Dot! Got ready for school, took my vitamins and edible. Now I’m on my way to school. After school im going with my mom to get my stepbrother and stepdad crispmas gifts. Once i get home im goin somewhere with my dad, probably bringing knitler 🥰
That's where all of my edibles have been going!
And my ciggies!
Your in so much trouble, Violet! This ist he last straws
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2024-12-05 at 8:15 PM UTC
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This site is very negative
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