Posts by Lanny Lanny

1. 2024-08-01 at 2:12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's how the alien spores spread is through anal contact after milk carton liquefaction
   

   
   Have you seen the new Alien movie.. FLMAO its a shitload of them. they could barely kill 1 which killed everyone but 1 lady on the entire fucking ship and even then she managed to only kill the fucker by using the vacuum of space and an airlock
   
   now imagine thousands of these fucking things on a spaceship. why even make it
2. 2024-08-01 at 2:10 AM UTC in Fuck Florida
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I went the long way around to explain that
3. 2024-08-01 at 2:09 AM UTC in Fuck Florida
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I'll frame it with all natural decomposited food plastic so a homeless person can eat half of it and then use the other half after he shits out the first half with the second half wiping.
4. 2024-08-01 at 2:06 AM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   can you see Russia from your backyard?
5. 2024-08-01 at 2:05 AM UTC in So forgive me for asking but..
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   so whats the question, OP
6. 2024-08-01 at 2:04 AM UTC in So dont forgive me for not asking but..
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   brad talking to his plurals
7. 2024-08-01 at 12:19 AM UTC in Fuck Florida
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I'm gonna print that and frame it and put it on the narrow wall next to my work desk because it made me laugh. until I get bored of it and toss it out the window
8. 2024-08-01 at 12:17 AM UTC in Fuck Florida
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Have you looked out your window through an honest lense lately.
   
   I feel like this is your view of America
   
   

   
   New England. you forgot about New England.
9. 2024-08-01 at 12:05 AM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   it does 86 with my fatass hanging on with reckless cunts going 90-100 in lanes next to me while I poke along behind a big rig.
   
   that's pretty FEARLESS
   
   FLMAO
10. 2024-07-31 at 11:56 PM UTC in USA's national debt
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker We could abolish the debt by abolishing the Federal Reserve and giving currency control to the treasury with direct overnight by the legislative branch.

    
    a downside would probably be No FDIC and if it caused a panic and a 2008 fiasco (for a different reason) people would be FUCKED.
    
    you just ended the feds. you have to replace it with some form of insurance of protecting a Bank going default.
    
    or transfer your money into crypto or hide it in the figurative or literal matress
11. 2024-07-31 at 11:52 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What he was infering us that after he breaks the deep state you won't need to worry about your vote. Nuance is lost on dumbs.

    
    Oh and you knew exactly what he meant.
    
    sure you didn't buy into the spin
12. 2024-07-31 at 11:49 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Clench. Like a shock clench. Like an open clam suddenly aware of the danger.

    
    so the clench isn't so much as an action of clamping down but frighten and repulsed?
13. 2024-07-31 at 11:47 PM UTC in Random image thread
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    I don't understand the comic
14. 2024-07-31 at 11:45 PM UTC in Terraforming Mars for what reason?
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    People on this forum have AIDS of the brain.
15. 2024-07-31 at 11:35 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Even Trump admitted nobody would ever have to vote again. He lays it on the line. He's a straight shooter.

    
    It is so fucking weird he stated that to Christians. like "I'm gonna make Armageddon Happen".
16. 2024-07-31 at 11:34 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Lanny just brought me the cutest little cake 😭
    
    

    
    that's looks pretty good. did it come with the glass crystal looking plate?
17. 2024-07-31 at 11:30 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'd think that would clench your entire ass crack, especially if it's ice cold.

    
    clench or clean? you on drugs?
18. 2024-07-31 at 11:29 PM UTC in So forgive me for asking but..
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Can I just ask a quick question?
19. 2024-07-31 at 7:56 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The longer the nails, the harder it is wipe yer bum, though.

    
    maybe she uses a bidet
20. 2024-07-31 at 7:55 PM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This is the last US election anyways. After that, nothing matters. It's game over. End Game.

    
    I should come back by the end of the day when I give 0 fucks and hope for it