Posts by Lanny Lanny

1. 2024-06-29 at 6:41 PM UTC in Pumping my cum directly down Kafka's throat while my balls slap into her chin
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston
   4 Chins of July
2. 2024-06-29 at 6:35 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood realistically your mother should have had an abortion

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by MEGA MOLE No ur mother

   
   Children, Dont make me turn this fucking car around.
3. 2024-06-28 at 7:47 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston

   Originally posted by MEGA MOLE If you play videogames you will always be a virgin.

   
   it's ok for them. their peeners shrink as they get older and not needing them for anything other than dribbling in the toilet
4. 2024-06-28 at 7:44 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston
   We have mourning doves that I like to mimics. I'm pretty good at it. Wowww Woot Wooo Wooot Wooo
5. 2024-06-28 at 7:42 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston

   Originally posted by Elbow also whatever the hell this is. i heard this a lot growing up.
   
   

   
   
6. 2024-06-28 at 7:39 PM UTC in I Aquired 2 Ninjas to come work for me
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston

   Originally posted by ner vegas you can't say ninja that's our word

   
   Tell that to the company that sold them to me.
   
   One Dices and One Frys
7. 2024-06-28 at 7:38 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston
   
8. 2024-06-28 at 7:37 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston
   Traumatized Seagull :.(
   
   
   
9. 2024-06-28 at 7:34 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Lanny Lanny Houston
   Why are Zoomer Gen women larger than the guys? is it the seed-oils in food?
   
   whats happening in the world?
   
   
10. 2024-06-28 at 7:24 PM UTC in I Aquired 2 Ninjas to come work for me
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston
    Acquired I meant
11. 2024-06-28 at 7:23 PM UTC in I Aquired 2 Ninjas to come work for me
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston
    1 is a blender
    and 1 is a fryer
    
    come at me bruh
12. 2024-06-28 at 5:56 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by princess cuts all in my MOUF Mine go brrrrrrrrrrr

    
    ^Glows
13. 2024-06-28 at 3:55 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :p
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by Narc Why don't you HATE me? This isn't fair, what didn't I do?
    
    
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    If it helps I hate you. I like you but I hate you more than I like you.
    
    neck yourself
14. 2024-06-28 at 3:54 AM UTC in Look at this blue drink I got from the cornershop
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by ner vegas because kerosene is blue and I thought it was funny

    
    I'v never seen kerosene blue. i'v seen it in a camping lantern and pretty sure its brownish in the US. or a light brownish fluid.
    
    maybe it's blue as jet fuel?
15. 2024-06-28 at 3:47 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The truth seldom is.

    
    I'm gonna sue you for causing me to Seize up.
16. 2024-06-28 at 3:45 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    💖
    
    Happy Tuesday night, from Raven 🥰

    
    Do you live in a rough neighborhood or is it pretty chill?
17. 2024-06-28 at 3:45 AM UTC in Look at this blue drink I got from the cornershop
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by ner vegas there was blue pepsi in the early 2000s, I used to drink it from a kerosene can in high school

    
    why a kerosene can?
18. 2024-06-28 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Official Unofficial Biden/Trump Humor page
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston
    Oh I even got to go to an online screening with Gigi's school friend now teacher who also comes from a pretty well known family name. it was pretty cool to thank him over a zoom like session before watching it online during covid.
19. 2024-06-28 at 3:42 AM UTC in The Official Unofficial Biden/Trump Humor page
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by Lanny Why do you think a promising and talented actor like you isn’t making the big bucks in Hollywood right now? Jeff and I called up Shep who is in with the studios and got you black balled for life my dude

    
    I actually met a few well known people from well known hollywood families but I dropped out. I was just going to do commercials not try out bit rolls. you have to be SAG anyways. but yeah, i wouldn't be surprized if it was something like that. I wont do commercials now. I aged out. maybe a Depend Diaper commercial where I'll make pooping faces while reading my lines.
    
    Hurrrr Theyre the best hurrrrr fllthhlllppppp
20. 2024-06-28 at 3:40 AM UTC in Look at this blue drink I got from the cornershop
    

    Lanny Lanny Houston

    Originally posted by blackbird Crystal Pepsi? I think that was from the 80’s.

    
    I think 90s. I remember it. maybe it made a comeback for a short time.