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Posts by Enigma

  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I hope you finally meet the one for you, but then she leaves you because you're infertile.

    I hope you take a shower because your skin itches but when you dry off its worse.

    I hope you have to apply for government benefits and they lose your application.

    I hope your family reconnect with you and then disconnect after they get to know you.

    I hope the doctor tells you you only have a few months to live but he forgot to tell your a couple months ago.
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Stop gaying up my thread.
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Also I have some plans for hopefully later this summer. One of them is eating iguana. There's an iguana problem in Miami and because there's no trash in our canals, these fuckers eat really well, gonna eat some of the medium size ones. Seems pretty straight forward, you skin them like anything else. That'll be another thread in Oral Indulgences later today.
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by jerryb All Americans should be forced to live dirt poor for about a year. Today folks will suck down a six pack of cokes a day where as when I was a kid a coke was a treat every once in a while. Today I eat pretty good but not much junk food, at my old ass age I weigh 180 but trying to lose 5-10 for the summer.

    I know you talked about hunting bro, we hunted and fished for fun and food. I've ate plenty of critters like turtles and groundhogs. If hard times come I'll be eating when some will be hungry niggas. lol

    I'm planning on eating people. I have already picked out a couple big ones that I know can't put up much of a fight against hungry me with a pointy rock.
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    15 years old I shot 3 niggas, got 1 year for each nigga. - Lil Boosie
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    For the second time I am saying this, the problem fixed itself. The videos that were not displaying weirdly enough only related to my math class.

    I took the exam and got an 85% (34/40) last Friday. So I successfully taught myself the math course well enough to get a 92% and an 85% on the exams and get full credit so now I'm done with it.

    Now I go on other videos and they don't display ads anymore. Glad I didn't take any of the advice in this thread relying only on my laziness and clicking "SKIP VIDEO" one at a time.

    So yeah, IDK why the videos weren't like Trademark Copied Underwriters Limited videos they were just generic math teachers explaining basic concepts. Even my accounting videos (Which are much more proprietary/produced by A College Professor) ain't fucking me with ads. Just the math ones, that's mathed up.
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    This is very close to my heart and something that I have thought about in passing occasionally. I have never been in a situation that could apply to his personally in anyway so please don't try to insert me into the logical brain game.

    In a hypothetical situation a 15 year old commits homicide. In the United States he would almost certainly be adjudicated delinquent and serve 3 or 6 years in a juvenile correctional institution.

    However what happens if they don't figure out who committed the homicide until he is an adult. Let's say 19. Is he tried as an adult for something he did as a child and given 20, 30, Life? Or do they say hey u were a kid when u did this so we're only gonna give u 3 years FOR FIRST DEGREE MURDER?

    Is he culpable as an adult because he got away with something for four years? Is it the fault of the justice system for not catching a juvenile offender right away? What do your think?

    I've always been curious. Cuz you kill someone at 19, first degree you're looking at anywhere from 17 to death. YOu do it as a 14 year old you're looking at 7 years probably, most likely like 5.

    So what happens when you're an adult and they realize you killed someone when you were younger and now you're an adult? They can't just give you a couple years in adult prison for first degree homicide?

    Discuss. If this gets attention I will post another perplexing situation when I think of it.
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Everyone thought I'd be a failure, now look.
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Crispy Yeah they all died, so what! No reason to be ageist towards me just because youre all jealous im not gona die of overdose at a young age. Im learning from all your guys’ mistakes

    you gotta remember for every 1 that died, 2 didn't.
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    lol ooo ya spread that polish femboy ass!!!
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Hi CRispy
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I don't drink either!
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Powinieneś zaopatrzyć się w niewielką ilość wódki i dołączyć do nas w piątek o 20:00 czasu wschodniego.
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ya they load them onto this metal "bed" with holes in it and then it's incinerated with lit gas and then they scoop all the remains into a ziplock bag and give it to your mom
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ^You're doing great.
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Warcry i want same age basiclaly 19 at most so 15-19 is fine but no more than her i look way younhegr than that old man so it should be easier for me than it was for him secondly i want rimmimng like that. again where do i find ehr ehre in lodz poland?

    You said that 19 year old you made out with and got pizza with or drinks with was too old for you, you diaper peeling baby fucker!~!~!~!
  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by jerryb Every year 1000s of people are walking out with the same degree. No company is going to hire a 40yo with zero track record over a 20 something eager to work.

    Even low paid service jobs he would have trouble, lots of bodies to fill those positions with people who have a good work record.

    :( I'm getting my associates degree next month and I will be just turning 31.
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    In the vast realm of cyberspace, there's a friend I hold dear
    Aldra, a beacon of light, always there to lend an ear
    Whenever my computer stumbles, falters, or fails
    He's there to guide me through, like a ship in stormy gales

    With his quick wit and sharp mind, Aldra knows the ins and outs
    Of circuits, codes, and algorithms, there's no shadow of doubt
    He's the tech wizard, the virtual guru, the maestro of bytes
    Fixing glitches and bugs with utmost skill and insight

    But more than just a computer whiz, Aldra is a true friend
    Always patient, always kind, his support knows no end
    Through late-night chats and virtual high-fives, our bond only grows
    In this digital world, his friendship truly shows

    I could search the cyber expanse, from dawn until night
    But I know in my heart, Aldra shines bright though he is non White.
    A friend so loyal, so caring, so true
    I'm grateful for him, and all that he'll do

    So here's to Aldra, my online amiga, my tech-savvy mate
    In this vast digital world, you truly are first-rate
    For all the times you've saved me from computer despair
    I thank you, dear friend, for always being there.
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    :)
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Well we're one third through the month and I haven't gotten fucked at all yet.
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