Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-06-12 at 5:38 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Help I need your help to come to the chat and save me
2. 2024-06-12 at 5:29 PM UTC in Learned a lil bout CandyReins culture today.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I'm multicultural yall
3. 2024-06-12 at 5:25 PM UTC in Learned a lil bout CandyReins culture today.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   
   
   
   
   He did some story telling, singing, dancing. At one point I got to learn how to play the Balaton from the guy. It's like a black people xylophone. I wrote an extra credit analysis paper during the presentation.
   
   The guy liked me so we took a selfie together.
   
   
   
   
   I asked him "you like white girl pussy in US?" Lol but he said "have no have, haha, I like"
   
   So yeah candy I met ur dad on my final day of this humanities class.
   
   Exam is in an hour.
4. 2024-06-12 at 2:54 PM UTC in To those who don't like me continued.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
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   I hope… - BradleyB93
   
   I hope you finally meet the one for you, but then she leaves you because you're infertile.
   
   I hope you take a shower because your skin itches but when you dry off its worse.
   
   I hope you have to apply for government benefits and they lose your application.
   
   I hope your family reconnect with you and then disconnect after they get to know you.
   
   I hope the doctor tells you you only have a few months to live but he forgot to tell your a couple months ago.
   
   Part 2
   
   I hope your weed is really fire, but the guy put fentanyl in it for some reason.
   
   I hope the fentanyl doesn't kill you but makes you brain dead from not breathing enough.
   
   I hope your mom says she wants your organs donated but no one wants them.
   
   I hope your kids grow up and tell people they don't want to be anything like you.
   
   I hope your mom stops telling people she has a son so they won't ask questions about you.
   
   I hope you go to Heaven but no one wants to talk to you there either.
   
   I hope you're as unhappy in the next life as you were in this life.
   
   I hope you seek forgiveness but no one wants to forgive you.
   
   I hope you get a minor ulcer but it gets infected and you don't have insurance.
   
   I hope you lose your wallet and they don't steal your money they steal your identity.
   
   I hope at 3am unknown numbers call you and you hope it's someone you miss but it turns out to be a drunk guy misdialing.
   
   I hope when you get new shoes they never break in and get comfortable.
   
   I hope you get mesothelioma but you never handled insulation.
   
   I hope you don't smoke and get lung cancer anyway.
   
   I hope your pants are always tight but you're not gaining weight.\
   
   I hope food doesn't taste good even when you're sitting at a restaurant by yourself.
   
   Part 3-
   
   I hope when you have your lonely Chinese food dinner you put on a little soy sauce and the cap comes off ruining your food.
   
   I hope you get a hereditary illness that no one in your family ever had before.
   
   I hope when you go to pay for your cart full of groceries all your cards decline so you wasted that hour picking out food.
   
   I hope when it rains the inside of your car is wet and you can't figure out why.
   
   I hope when you fart blood comes out but the doctor says you're fine.
   
   I hope when you yawn a small bug goes into your mouth but then you can't find it with your tongue.
   
   I hope your socks smell bad when they come out of the dryer even though you used two dryer sheets.
   
   I hope your ex girlfriend calls you when she's drunk and you have a heart to heart conversation but when you call her in the morning she doesn't answer.
   
   I hope the prostitute you fornicate next tells you she loves you and you believe her.
   
   I hope Solstice is your only friend and he understands you like no one else does but you dont' understand him at all.
   
   I hope you get a bunch of bananas but after two days they start turning brown so you gotta eat like 7 bananas in two days.
5. 2024-06-12 at 2:20 PM UTC in To those who don't like me
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I hope you finally meet the one for you, but then she leaves you because you're infertile.
   
   I hope you take a shower because your skin itches but when you dry off its worse.
   
   I hope you have to apply for government benefits and they lose your application.
   
   I hope your family reconnect with you and then disconnect after they get to know you.
   
   I hope the doctor tells you you only have a few months to live but he forgot to tell your a couple months ago.
6. 2024-06-12 at 12:43 PM UTC in Happy Pride Month🏳‍🌈 (2024)
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Stop gaying up my thread.
7. 2024-06-12 at 12:39 PM UTC in Budget Healthy Tacos
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Also I have some plans for hopefully later this summer. One of them is eating iguana. There's an iguana problem in Miami and because there's no trash in our canals, these fuckers eat really well, gonna eat some of the medium size ones. Seems pretty straight forward, you skin them like anything else. That'll be another thread in Oral Indulgences later today.
8. 2024-06-12 at 12:38 PM UTC in Budget Healthy Tacos
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

   Originally posted by jerryb All Americans should be forced to live dirt poor for about a year. Today folks will suck down a six pack of cokes a day where as when I was a kid a coke was a treat every once in a while. Today I eat pretty good but not much junk food, at my old ass age I weigh 180 but trying to lose 5-10 for the summer.
   
   I know you talked about hunting bro, we hunted and fished for fun and food. I've ate plenty of critters like turtles and groundhogs. If hard times come I'll be eating when some will be hungry niggas. lol

   
   I'm planning on eating people. I have already picked out a couple big ones that I know can't put up much of a fight against hungry me with a pointy rock.
9. 2024-06-12 at 12:36 PM UTC in My Second eNIGma for you to consider.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   15 years old I shot 3 niggas, got 1 year for each nigga. - Lil Boosie
10. 2024-06-12 at 12:28 PM UTC in AdBlock not working on Youtube?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    For the second time I am saying this, the problem fixed itself. The videos that were not displaying weirdly enough only related to my math class.
    
    I took the exam and got an 85% (34/40) last Friday. So I successfully taught myself the math course well enough to get a 92% and an 85% on the exams and get full credit so now I'm done with it.
    
    Now I go on other videos and they don't display ads anymore. Glad I didn't take any of the advice in this thread relying only on my laziness and clicking "SKIP VIDEO" one at a time.
    
    So yeah, IDK why the videos weren't like Trademark Copied Underwriters Limited videos they were just generic math teachers explaining basic concepts. Even my accounting videos (Which are much more proprietary/produced by A College Professor) ain't fucking me with ads. Just the math ones, that's mathed up.
11. 2024-06-12 at 12:17 AM UTC in My Second eNIGma for you to consider.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    This is very close to my heart and something that I have thought about in passing occasionally. I have never been in a situation that could apply to his personally in anyway so please don't try to insert me into the logical brain game.
    
    In a hypothetical situation a 15 year old commits homicide. In the United States he would almost certainly be adjudicated delinquent and serve 3 or 6 years in a juvenile correctional institution.
    
    However what happens if they don't figure out who committed the homicide until he is an adult. Let's say 19. Is he tried as an adult for something he did as a child and given 20, 30, Life? Or do they say hey u were a kid when u did this so we're only gonna give u 3 years FOR FIRST DEGREE MURDER?
    
    Is he culpable as an adult because he got away with something for four years? Is it the fault of the justice system for not catching a juvenile offender right away? What do your think?
    
    I've always been curious. Cuz you kill someone at 19, first degree you're looking at anywhere from 17 to death. YOu do it as a 14 year old you're looking at 7 years probably, most likely like 5.
    
    So what happens when you're an adult and they realize you killed someone when you were younger and now you're an adult? They can't just give you a couple years in adult prison for first degree homicide?
    
    Discuss. If this gets attention I will post another perplexing situation when I think of it.
12. 2024-06-11 at 11:52 PM UTC in My DAD found out I was on a FORUM full of ADULTS!!!
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Everyone thought I'd be a failure, now look.
13. 2024-06-11 at 11:52 PM UTC in My DAD found out I was on a FORUM full of ADULTS!!!
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by Crispy Yeah they all died, so what! No reason to be ageist towards me just because youre all jealous im not gona die of overdose at a young age. Im learning from all your guys’ mistakes

    
    you gotta remember for every 1 that died, 2 didn't.
14. 2024-06-11 at 11:14 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    lol ooo ya spread that polish femboy ass!!!
15. 2024-06-11 at 11:08 PM UTC in My DAD found out I was on a FORUM full of ADULTS!!!
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Hi CRispy
16. 2024-06-11 at 10:50 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I don't drink either!
17. 2024-06-11 at 10:15 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Powinieneś zaopatrzyć się w niewielką ilość wódki i dołączyć do nas w piątek o 20:00 czasu wschodniego.
18. 2024-06-11 at 10:12 PM UTC in Ms. Alabama crowned yesterday.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ya they load them onto this metal "bed" with holes in it and then it's incinerated with lit gas and then they scoop all the remains into a ziplock bag and give it to your mom
19. 2024-06-11 at 9:16 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ^You're doing great.
20. 2024-06-11 at 9:12 PM UTC in Bradley
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by Warcry i want same age basiclaly 19 at most so 15-19 is fine but no more than her i look way younhegr than that old man so it should be easier for me than it was for him secondly i want rimmimng like that. again where do i find ehr ehre in lodz poland?

    
    You said that 19 year old you made out with and got pizza with or drinks with was too old for you, you diaper peeling baby fucker!~!~!~!