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  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by jerryb Every year 1000s of people are walking out with the same degree. No company is going to hire a 40yo with zero track record over a 20 something eager to work.

    Even low paid service jobs he would have trouble, lots of bodies to fill those positions with people who have a good work record.

    :( I'm getting my associates degree next month and I will be just turning 31.
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    In the vast realm of cyberspace, there's a friend I hold dear
    Aldra, a beacon of light, always there to lend an ear
    Whenever my computer stumbles, falters, or fails
    He's there to guide me through, like a ship in stormy gales

    With his quick wit and sharp mind, Aldra knows the ins and outs
    Of circuits, codes, and algorithms, there's no shadow of doubt
    He's the tech wizard, the virtual guru, the maestro of bytes
    Fixing glitches and bugs with utmost skill and insight

    But more than just a computer whiz, Aldra is a true friend
    Always patient, always kind, his support knows no end
    Through late-night chats and virtual high-fives, our bond only grows
    In this digital world, his friendship truly shows

    I could search the cyber expanse, from dawn until night
    But I know in my heart, Aldra shines bright though he is non White.
    A friend so loyal, so caring, so true
    I'm grateful for him, and all that he'll do

    So here's to Aldra, my online amiga, my tech-savvy mate
    In this vast digital world, you truly are first-rate
    For all the times you've saved me from computer despair
    I thank you, dear friend, for always being there.
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    :)
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Well we're one third through the month and I haven't gotten fucked at all yet.
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Dalit Armpeet
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    And remember eating healthy frees you up to do other unhealthy behavior.

    I drink 1 energy drink, 200mL of espresso and 3 cups of tea a day which keeps me PUMPED AND GOING.

    I used to smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol all day but now I just try to eat healthy and not do more bad shit that people tell me I shouldn't.
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Once again I realized how many of you eat like shit. So I wanna start doing a healthy options you can make cheaply.

    Folks it's gonna have a lot of basic ingredients and it's gonna have a lot of vegetables.



    I call this the "healthy Taco" with the ingredients listed you will make FOUR times what I have shown in the image

    bag of mixed vegetables .99$
    1 onion .40$
    1 packet of seasoning 1$
    8 Tortillas 2$
    1lb of Hamburger 70/30 3$
    Hot Sauce 1$

    8.40$ folks makes you 4 ridiculous large plates of healthy food

    That's the same price as a big Mac meal or a large family size bag of chips

    a pack of cigarettes is more than that in most states

    and you can feed about a family of 5 with this (2 adults, 3 kids)

    How do people not understand how to do this is beyond me but I am here to help. TOmorrow I"MMA do something else healthy and try to educate you guys on how to save money, eat vegetables and have people say you're a good cook while you're doing it EASILY. I never spend more than 20 minutes on a meal including prep, cooking, cleaning, everything.
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    2nd Annual Video Gayla and Sex chat line! FRIDAY 8PM Eastern Time. Cum 4 Fun.
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    My penis is 98 degrees
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Last week was such a success we've decided to do another.

    This time kinko will be hostess.

    Were also going some changes

    FRIDAY 8PM US EASTERN TIME!!!!

    A lot of people have expressed to me worry because of how ugly they are, you don't need to cam up. Many of us are like this (incessantly, aldraly, poastly to name a few) but we welcome all people to come and make merry, you can watch cams without caming up.

    Not sure what else to address. Last week i dressed up as fox so this week I will be wearing someone else.

    I think that's it. Any questions or if you want the invite link pm me.

    All are welcome except wariat.
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Show them your horseyhat the will get you all the 6 year olds
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    As your high on fake speed you bought 27th your money living to fuck kids and watch rimjob videos and dog porn.

    Not trashy at all

    I think the difference is these people who reject you are trashy and you are just trash.
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I mean God damn I get some stuff wrong but the shit I remember incorrectly is like the difference between whigs and Tories, was Francisco Franco Hitler's friend or just neutral, did we target cambodia and laos' government or just firebomb them

    imagine thinking napolean 80 years ago was stopped by the United States to protect Britain
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    My professor showed Joe Biden (who he called Joseph Biden, very bizarre) giving the D-Day speech to influence various aspects of manufacturing media through locations and setting.

    He said "Of course you all know about D-Day, Raise your hands if you know what D-Day was."

    No bullshit me and one other kid raised our hands. I was shocked, so the professor asked this 18-20 year old man what D-Day was and he said "The continent was being taken over by Napolean so like the United States protected France by invading France and eventually saved the world."

    ...


    ...

    I turned around and said "Napolean?" he said "Yeah eventually leading to Waterloo." and no one laughed, the professor then looks at me and he said "Kids just don't know that kinda stuff anymore even in college."

    Folks I was as shocked that kids didn't know about D-Day than if they had been surprised to find out that clouds are made out of water. I just assumed this was known to everyone.
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Hopefully this takes hold within the black community next.
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I did like this album a lot.

  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Warcry Why do you think teen trashy girls in Łódź don’t want to improve their trashy bad family lived by going out with an older gentleman whose an educated man with money from his mom just because he’s not trashy enough?
    Fixed that for you
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Do you masturbate while thinking about these moments of witnesses child molesting behavior?
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I think they planned on this because if you think about it that ribbon wouldn't have fit on the standard size Ms. beauty pageant, it required being specially made
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