The amount of emojis you've bene using has significantly declined, is everything okay?
2024-06-06 at 9:41 PM UTC
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If I had a pussy
lol what do you kids wanna be when u grow up
cop callers!
I don't think he minds very much but alas I am not him!!!
CUTE!!!
r u coming to the telegram video chat grand opening party on Saturday night?
I was talking to Kinkou this morning. Well I'll start a little bit before that.
I like to take regular jars of salsa and add fresh ingredients to them. So anyway, I cut up like 1/4 of a habanero pepper into very thin, small pieces and mix it into the salsa for the side with my XXL microwave burritos. Delicious. Very spicy, I even commented to the chat how spicy just a small amount of habanero can be in a half of a cup of salsa.
About 80 minutes later kinkou and I are talking about this person in my Honors German class in High School. I feel a stirring in my penis and decide it is time to wank. I tell my friend I will be right back and leave to go to the bathroom.
I spend approximately 4 minutes wanking. The same amount of time it takes Kinkou to make a cup of coffee, fun fact. And we reconvene approximately the same time. And I notice a startling feeling.
The tip of my dick is on fire. Like an aching burning sensation. I realize oh shit it must have been the pepper juice, I try to put some lotion on it but it doesn't help!!!
So I go into the shower and the water burns my penis. and right where the head meets the shaft is like really really sore. So I start scrubbing soap into it with cold water and after about 10 minutes the feeling subsided.
My penis and I are fine now, if you're worried, but remember after handling peppers do not touch your shaft even like an hour later when you get horny while chatting with your friends about your past.
I noticed there's been a strong surge in anti-Bradley hate this month. Wonder what's going on because of it, this month is supposed to be a time to suck him off and be nice to him but everyone's just being so mean. Why?
I will have to check with the NiS Chat Shogun & the Lead Administrator but to my knowledge only 1 person is on the "DO NOT ADMIT" list.
I want everyone to know that Kafka is....
ABSOLUTELY WELCOME AT THE PARTY!!!
I mean I'm not gay or anything but I'd rather look at a big white cock like bradley's in tasteful poses than some of other smut on this website.
Sounds like a cool dude, I would party with him.
I actually know about this. The guy who did it to him was his manager or supervisor (Translations are hazy) and he did it as a joke, he had a habit of doing this. Apparently he did it to several other employees on their first or second day, sticking the shnozzzle in between their buttcracks and then hitting the air to make a loud farty noise as well as a unique sensation.
However on this day he did it to this new hire, and the tip went into the guys anus and when he hit the air it caused a forward rupture of air pressure that violated his colon and other lower organs.
The supervisor then attempted to delete the video but did not realize they had an off site storage and fled the area. His family is of so/so money so her has been able to escape the state and remains at large for the equivalent of accidental homicide.
2024-06-06 at 6:40 PM UTC
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If I had a pussy
I'm glad the guy who doesn't wipe doens't have a pussy
Imagine you're getting raped and you got a whistle in your mouth and you keep making this whistling noise as the fuckers pounding you, that'd be so fucked up and horrible.
I actually own a rape whistle that came in a first aid kid. Are you guys interested in seeing it?
Thanks for the explanation everyone!!!
Ya I hate that Bradley guy so much!!! But his dick is soooooooo big!!!
2024-06-06 at 5:15 PM UTC
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Taking commisions
are gay men allowed to come to the girls only chat?
