Folks the balls going around, the men touching each other in close proximity and the pure sweaty testosterone of a bunch of hooligans makes Instigaytor think back to when was a futballer himself.
As for teams, he doens't have a favorite. His favorite part is being around hot sweaty men and their balls.
Lotta people make it into their foreskin turtle neck thing but as all of you know I don't have that as a result of my foreskin being stolen by a local rabbi pro Bono back in 93 so I just use the cock/scrotum cave for this.
I actually keep it in that warm cave between my cock and my ballsack. Been fermenting it for years, every now and then I give someone a little taste. It's quite sour (SO I'VE BEEN TOLD).
Originally posted by trippymindfuk
Because you are trying to talk to girls way too young for you and they get bad vibes from you I'm sure. They can probably sense what kind of shit you are thinking about. Go for 20's up and lower your standards and you could probably get one. An older dope head chick would definitely roll with you if you share your shit with them. I'm telling you man, your exact problem is that teen girls don't want to mess with a dude in his 40's. They know you're up to no good.
So as many of you know I haven't had a drink in half a year. I never was big into the drugs, but I do them too. Anyway, I haven't done shit in six or seven months and I've noticed I no longer enjoy music.
Before I loved to listen to patriotic music like the shit the militia listens to and gangster rap.
Now that I am sober I don't enjoy them. Occasionally I get a jingle stuck in my head from a commercial or hearing it in passing but like I can't sit down and listen to a Gucci mane album from front to back. Even when I try to listen to some of my old favorites I find them extremely stale and unenjoyable.
This song came out 16 years ago, I remember being so high in my bedroom at my house. I was a sophomore in high school and my eyes were so cheeched and I felt so happy. 16 years ago today, very bizarre.
Originally posted by Vox
That’s actually a misconception! In Noah’s day the calendar year was much shorter, earth’s orbit has simply been slowed over many eons due to the gravitational effects of the mysterious Planet X, Nibiru.
This is what “they” don’t want you to know!
... The earth slowed 8-10x it's former speed because of gravity? lol
