Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-06-15 at 6:52 PM UTC in I would've gotten laid if these polish children werne't so CHILDISH!
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Folks whats' the funniest thing you ever read on this website?
   
   As the title reads the convicted child molester complaining about children not giving him sex and playing "immature games" with him all the time really tickled me.
   
   He could not figure out why these fucking children (he wants to fuck) were just so CHILDISH!
   
   Why a 14 year old wouldn't want to fuck a man almost 3 times her age, high on speed, with wrinkles who lives off of his mom.
   
   "an international man of mystery and artist" he self describes as
   
   but not a single child wants to fuck him, infact he has a reputation amongst the younger people as the weird speed guy who watches dog porn a dn wants you to eat his ass
   
   "I would've gotten laid if these kids werne't so fucking childish." has to be the funniest thing I ever read on this website
   
   How about you?
2. 2024-06-15 at 6:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I like to go into the accounting zone where I just look at spread sheets for hours and do well on them
   
   I did two hours of data entry and made 5 mistakes, which is pretty good. All the mistakes were just extra 0s and easily correct. I was like God damn this is some easy shit.
3. 2024-06-15 at 6:17 PM UTC in Qilin-Fong Conjunction: The Plaga Sequence
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   OP suckst he Qilin Dong
4. 2024-06-15 at 6:15 PM UTC in I don't like when heterosexual people refer to their husband/wife as "partner."
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Tell him I said Hi! haven't talked to that guy in a long time.
5. 2024-06-15 at 5:54 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no, the human ass is actually a pretty robust organ. I have worn girls out pussies in a few years more than once, you can feel them physically change in depth and structure as time goes on. The ass is completely different and is resistant even after years of abuse there are only slight changes, which makes it difficult to mold like a clay into a fine piece of pottery that you can fit your entire hand inside but what you can control is a persons reflexes and muscles and nerve ending control
   
   most girls never go knuckle deep in their ass (until they meet me) so those skills aren't able to develop. It's definitely a skill
   
   anything past half a fists length and diameter is getting into very dicey territory though, you better know what you're doing or you might risk serious injury or death if you have untrimmed nails and puncture someones insides trying to worm up their guts

   
   This is one of your best posts.
6. 2024-06-15 at 5:52 PM UTC in Think I might over obsess on getting fit for a couple of days order a load of gym equipment
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I bought an elliptical one time because I wanted to get in super good shape, I used it as a coat rack for over 2 years.
7. 2024-06-15 at 5:50 PM UTC in People that tide rollercoasters as a hobby
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Every couple of years I go to an amusement park and ride all the rides and I enjoy that. I try to ride every ride once. THen I never come back there again.
8. 2024-06-15 at 3:37 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   well he's been living with/off a man for 7 years as his meal ticket so it's kinda the only thing he can get without leaving the house
9. 2024-06-15 at 2:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   damn that's so cool Iw ish I could play chess with michael Meyers.
10. 2024-06-15 at 2:57 PM UTC in Is Sophie the biggest coward on NIS?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I wish I Had hair on my head to act as an antenna for the divine space cum ejaculate reaching my brain
11. 2024-06-15 at 2:56 PM UTC in Bradley
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    YOU SUCK! ^
12. 2024-06-15 at 2:54 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Studying my 18 pages of notes about coupons before my accounting class.
13. 2024-06-15 at 2:53 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I have no aspirations, nothing going for me and I am a loser alone in the world entirely in every way other than posting on this forum.
14. 2024-06-15 at 2:53 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Yeah some people have their kids, careers, dedicated life vocations, I just have shitposting on niggers.inspace to provide me with fulfillment and push my own self actualization
15. 2024-06-15 at 2:20 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    no I'm not gonna cry. I just try really hard to make this community a better place and it hurts when long-standing members of our community shit on me for trying.
    
    You're welcome to come to the third annual party.
16. 2024-06-15 at 2:15 PM UTC in I don't have any bread/buns--Sloppy Joe Bowl?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I want sloppy joes but I don't have any bread or hamburger buns so I'm trying to think how I can diversify this.
    
    Could I Just do bowls of rice with the sloppy Joe mix on top? I think it'll be super fire if I put in some olives, onions, garlic, some mixed vegetables. I'm gonna stay away from cheeses and I don't want to do this with tortillas. I think pickles might be aight.
    
    so like a rice layer, onion/vegetable layer, sloppy Joe mix (I"m also using stew meat cuz I'm poor instead of hamburger), top with sliced olives, pickles.
    
    I could put some white mushrooms in there as well during the cooking process.
    
    Thoughts. I'm thinking about calling it Sloppy Bowl or Bowl of Sloppy.
17. 2024-06-15 at 2:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by POLECAT and a mute button that doesnt make em mad when you use it

    
    wild bro, I can't imagine harboring these feelings about half the population including the woman that gave birth to you.
18. 2024-06-15 at 2:10 PM UTC in Last night I found out George floyd appeared on Dj Screw tapes
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    damn that nigga could breathe
19. 2024-06-15 at 2:09 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    n u can laugh all u want
    
    1) I am doing something for this community to make it better
    2) 13 people showing up is still a cool time, especially when 2 of them no longer post on the forum
    3) I had fun.
20. 2024-06-15 at 2:08 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ya it was awesome lol the first one was a little better but idk I think Friday nights aren't as good as Saturday, but I did allow Kinkou to set the time.
    
    Not sure about this coming weekend, I think we might take a break week.