2024-06-17 at 2:08 PM UTC
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Mole to meet you
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Can I have a little mole, please? Not too much mole, but just a little mole.
2024-06-17 at 1:50 PM UTC
in
It’s my birthday!!!
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
When I was 15 I had a gun, a big ass bag of weed, a scale I stole from the science department at the high school, I had this little Mexican girl I loved with my whole heart, I worshipped Odin and I had long flowing hair. My hobbies included sodomy, drinking 211, reading books, smoking weed, listening to Lil Boosie and telling people about Hitler and why he was right.
2024-06-17 at 2:32 AM UTC
in
New watch.
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Show me on Amazon if u can
2024-06-17 at 2:32 AM UTC
in
New watch.
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
I would've but I couldn't find one in black leather
2024-06-17 at 2:24 AM UTC
in
Middle Earth : Shadows of War
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Like hairy dwarves i know
I've met a couple moles in my life bro that's why I'm not that impressed
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Just feeling like shit and realized I could post here and lament on how much I hate Sunday nights; I feel lonely and discontent
2024-06-16 at 11:43 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Candy is not the ambassador to black people or able to generalize their behavior for you. THat's racist.
Candy is a lot more than her (beautiful) skin color.
2024-06-16 at 11:29 PM UTC
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Middle Earth : Shadows of War
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
Oh I misunderstood but I guess my nigga found the magic cock ring??? Or something? and everyone wants to try it on but he can't or won't take it off so he's got this big hard on and everyone's super jealous.
You ever play a game that speaks to you. Oh my God he took off the magic cock ring and gave it to a woman!!!! Woah!!!! Now she's got it on her cock!!! T his game is so progressive!
2024-06-16 at 11:22 PM UTC
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Middle Earth : Shadows of War
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
o ya I Like dis my character is very sneaky and has a good orc Killin knife
2024-06-16 at 11:19 PM UTC
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Middle Earth : Shadows of War
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
So this is the next game I'mma try to play. I hope it ain't some bullshit like some of the games I pick. As with all games I play it is available on Amazon Luna on their basic subscription.
It appears to be an RPG based in Lord fo the rings time where you're some fag who wants to stop this doucher Sauron from being a bad guy or some shit? Anyway, so you gotta get your bitch ass up and go do some shit or something to get the ring so you can beat the bad guy.
I made my character a really tall black guy with a huge cock, he's got this white girl he fuck wit too, nigga look like Usain Bolt but he's not as fast. Anyway, I couldn't change his hair so he's got this weird black people hairstyle but that don't matter. I picked him cuz he'll be hard to see at night, so anyway, in the beginning the lil white girl leaves him and he sees the ring and the fiery volcano and now I'mma start it
games got a 9/10 rating, like 7 years old. I canceled Amazon Luna and I guess when I canceled I complained and said it wasn't working (really I Just wanted to cram for 3 weeks for that math exam and dind't wanna be distracted) so anyway they gave me the next month/this month for 1$ instead of 10$. I think that's kinda cool of them.
So yeah i'm this scrawny tall black guy with a sword, emphasize on height (max) and black (black) so now I'mma go swing the sword and try to get my white girl back and the ring and stop bin laden or some shit
