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Posts by Enigma

  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    damn ur so good at trolllololololin
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I always been retarded ask my special Ed teacher
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Thoughts?

    DON"T FUCK WITH ME
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I gave my friend the watch yesterday, he loved it, Idk if you say Happy Fathers Day in Spanish as Feliz Dias Padre but it made him cry and he liked it and was happy, I gave him money for a carton of those cigars he likes too.

    10/10 purchasing and I am very happy out of the box with the watches I purchased for 40$ and 20$ respectively. My life is better as a result of having this watch, not like greatly it's not like i'm not partially blind anymore lol but being able to check my watch, view it in the dark, and not feel frustrated everytime I look at my wrist is a much better feeling than I had before.

    I'm handicapable

    BradleyB is so brave in how he makes minor adjustments to get through day to day functioning in life!!!
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I also like when I get named the best user (in my opinion) but I gotta really try hard to be a good contributor that week to award myself the title for the 16th time.
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    no bullshit I"ve made like 1300 thread sin the last 10 years and this is my favorite for long term value, enjoyment, community involvement and reoccurring pleasure to come in once a week and talk shit in

    Like Candy has candy land and there's a variety of other topical discussions like "What's in your ass RIGHT NOW?" that get a lot of attention but this is genuinely as we approach 1500 posts, my favorite thread to come and post in once a week and critique those around me
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I didn't really have to think about this too much

    Best- The Man Who Put it in my hood, consistent quality posts u can tell he's on drugs again to make that are a reverberation of his past great posts he use dot make, a lot of fresh content, emojis and not the same quoting of old posts like he was doing for awhile.

    Worst- Obbe, tired of hearing someone talka bout climate change. He's turning into STL1 "Look at this news article about something I care about."

    Could do a lot better to be more like me, Scron, or the other deacons of shitposting on this forum.

    Thank you for letting me be of service.
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Folks who is the user we will herald as the new worst User in our forum?

    Folks I'm not gonna lie I am not without fault however I think there are some better faults. I don't wanna start the thread selection sop I will put that up to you

    Who is the worst User?
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    no when I talk to my friends in europe I do the kindness of converting everything for them.

    Also I do this especially if they're the ones to say something first in metric. I don't like the standard American exchange

    "I'm 1.8 meters."
    "Huh, that sounds short, i'm 5'10, how tall is 1.8 meters"

    THat's just bad etiquette, especially if you're friends so if someone says I'm 1.8 meters, I go look up how tall 6'1 is even though I shoudl've member it's 1.855 meters and I'm like wow i'm 5.5cm taller than you, you're such as hort little manj@~!@!@!@

    how big is 5.5 centimeters anyway?
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    My friend gets really high and takes pics and videos ofb the moon flashing and moving around but gets offended if you suggest to her it's from doing drugs lol
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Durex
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Okay Cris, don’t cry bud

    You would know this is not the case if you came to our chat
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Bye it’s bedtime.

    Night.
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Sorry for being friendly and inviting everyone. I know what it feels like to be excluded and I don't want anyone to feel that way.
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Ok
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Probably jack off less or jack off more
  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Cheap ones
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    oh a disposable poncho, I ended up giving it to a homeless person like a week later when it was raining
    condoms
    sunscreen was a good one
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Things I"ve gotten that I really liked:

    backpacks (cheap drawstring ones)
    bumper stickers (I put them on other people's cars)
    extendable crack pipe with pusher (it was a reusable metal straw but I did smoke crack with it later on)
    USB flash drive
    T shirt
    Waterbottle
    Coffee Mug
    2 pens that were pens & highlighters
    Long sleeved shirt
    Notebooks
    I've gotten fed like 4 other times (whent he semester starts the first day)
    coffee/espresso the first week of each semester

    bunch of shit, I'm trying to think if I got other stuff

    some fridge magnets and shit like that, stress balls, germx bullshit I didn't want but the other stuff was kinda cool, so I always go check it out
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Narc They ripped you right off there BradleyB


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    it was free lol

    It's nice to just show up to college and have some black person be like "Yo professor (Because I'm old and dress night everyone assumes I work there) come get you a plate." and get this handed to you for free.

    Of course it's not much actual barbaque they were doing this as charity at a campus for like 300+ students in a 3 hour period, also I showed up at the end 12:48pm (I checked my watch lol)

    So yeah I'm going into class and I'm walking by the main building and I hear some non white music (common) so I go walk over there to get some free stuff (normally backpacks, shirts, pens, notebooks, bumper stickers, shit like that) and I see there's 3 black people handing out food.

    Pretty cool, I told them I love Juneteenth day, sat down and ate me a good meal then I went to my technology class for 4 1/2 hours.
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