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Posts by Enigma

  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I like how I got the dog porno and the inability to get an erection in there too, that was a really nice touch
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    everytime I see a black homeless guy sleepin now I wonder if it's OP fucked up off them bennies
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Gay Niggas in Space, would be a suitable name for it.
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    LGBTQ Subforum,

    a safe place for us to expose our cocks, post about femboys, and generally discuss things of a homosexual nature. It would free up the other forums from the massive gay.

    We will allow gay allies to join us but it is primarily meant for people like Scron and I, Elbow/HTS, and Fona.
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I think a safe space for our LGBTQ members would be really nice. I will submit a pull Request.
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I like both-of-you_guys
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Really? You chose this book during Pride month?
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag

    Damn mm you look like a ballsack
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    My favorite vegetables consistently has been cauliflower and my new fav orite one is water chestnuts
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'm eating ga bowl of vegetables, peppers and chicken breast right now with some salsa mixed in
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'd give you a cock tandoori roll for free
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    DO you guys remember that guy?

    THis is an update to the thread I made yesterday.

    Another user I am wondering about is that fat bastard who had the stroke at age like 28 Muffins. He was the fattest person I ever knew on the internet.
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'm pretty sure you're the waiter.
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Hey Candy, I was just sitting here at the computer typing my paper and I saw that it's almost 3pm on a Friday. Which means it's almost Friday evening. I hope you have a wonderful weekend and just wanted to tell you I was thinking about you just now :)
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I don't drink that hoe shit because I'm not a fuckin hoe.
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Schoolboy error…you should have learned this as a teen.

    IDK how I didn't. I think my penis was stronger back then.
  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by frala Do you have a food processor?

    I got a blender? But I think y ou mean like the magic bullet or something? No.
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    predictably
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I like wrestling
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I still think about this day when I wrote the OP. Whenever I handle habanero peppers I wash my hands with dish soap (because I touch my penis a lot) and yesterday after cutting up some habanero peppers I went to the bathroom and I thought "Remember the habanero wank" so I grabbed some papertowel and touched my penis with my papertowel hands to piss because I do not want that to happena gain.

    Also to the suggestions people gave me, I understand all these things but I don't have sour cream, milk, or sugar (I just don't eat them)

    I could've applied yogurt. Good on me though, I tried lotion first (didn't work) and then I eventually just scrubbed it with soap and a rag in the shower and fuck man that burned but it eventually did resolve itself.

    been eating a lot of peppers, they kinda make me feel high if I eat oto many of them but I like that.
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