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  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Cheap ones
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    oh a disposable poncho, I ended up giving it to a homeless person like a week later when it was raining
    condoms
    sunscreen was a good one
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Things I"ve gotten that I really liked:

    backpacks (cheap drawstring ones)
    bumper stickers (I put them on other people's cars)
    extendable crack pipe with pusher (it was a reusable metal straw but I did smoke crack with it later on)
    USB flash drive
    T shirt
    Waterbottle
    Coffee Mug
    2 pens that were pens & highlighters
    Long sleeved shirt
    Notebooks
    I've gotten fed like 4 other times (whent he semester starts the first day)
    coffee/espresso the first week of each semester

    bunch of shit, I'm trying to think if I got other stuff

    some fridge magnets and shit like that, stress balls, germx bullshit I didn't want but the other stuff was kinda cool, so I always go check it out
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Narc They ripped you right off there BradleyB


    .

    it was free lol

    It's nice to just show up to college and have some black person be like "Yo professor (Because I'm old and dress night everyone assumes I work there) come get you a plate." and get this handed to you for free.

    Of course it's not much actual barbaque they were doing this as charity at a campus for like 300+ students in a 3 hour period, also I showed up at the end 12:48pm (I checked my watch lol)

    So yeah I'm going into class and I'm walking by the main building and I hear some non white music (common) so I go walk over there to get some free stuff (normally backpacks, shirts, pens, notebooks, bumper stickers, shit like that) and I see there's 3 black people handing out food.

    Pretty cool, I told them I love Juneteenth day, sat down and ate me a good meal then I went to my technology class for 4 1/2 hours.
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    alocholism
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    y not green?
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oof. I'm 113.5 kg, so that's a bummer. Didn't make the cut. Hope you find the bestie you were looking for!

    damn bro you're really heavy. How tall are you?

    I thought we were similar but I am only 93kg / 1.85m
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Free barbecue made by real black people on campus. They gave me a fatass plate


  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'd make you one but ther'es very little tos ay.
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    In the vast expanse of the internet,
    There resides a poster so clever and kind;
    His name is Instigator, a true nigger,
    Bringing ideas that bewitch the mind.

    A good contributor, he surely is,
    Always sparking conversations anew;
    Copying my exact thoughts without an order,
    A British clone, I find that it's true.

    Weaving words with an elegant grace,
    Instigator charms with his wit and flair;
    A busy man, he has no time to waste,
    No need for toilet paper in his Mom's lair.

    His words inspire, his ideas soar high,
    Like a beacon of light in the dark;
    A wordsmith genius, I can't deny,
    Instigator leaves a lasting mark.

    I admire his creativity and zeal,
    For he brings a fresh perspective with glee;
    Like a mirror image of me, our thoughts congeal,
    Instigator, a friend that sets u and me free.

    So here's to Instigator, the one so fine,
    A good poster, a true gem in the rough;
    In this world of chaos, he's a shining sign,
    A beacon of light, bold and tough.

    With gratitude and admiration, I raise a toast,
    To Instigator, a friend so dear;
    May his brilliance continue to boast,
    And may his ideas always remain queer.
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Like I know major/local sports is a staple but do you put television shows on them ever?
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ya
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Speedy Parker, what televisions do you display at your bar and grill?
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    her dad posted his email address if I remember correclty
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    imagine taking that photo instead of helping lol
  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    OP is a big juneteenther
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    African American gentleman who has repeatedly discussed benadryl as a common drug

    yeah that stereotypes high on the Diphenhydramine from the dollar store
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I had a smoothy and now i'm having a coffee
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I know someone who lives on welfare and sits on the couch and gambles small amounts of money on every single game that he can. He doesn't have much money to spend but 100% of it goes to gambling pursuits. He couldn't believe some team in Florida didn't win the Stanley cup by winning at 4th game after they won 3 in a row. He didn't have an interest in watching the 5th game yesterday because he had no money riding on it since he had been so confidant they would just do the sweep.

    Gambling is huge in my state, probably 10% of ads are for gambling, casinos or sports better.
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