Had Myself a Habanero Wank Today.

1. 2024-06-06 at 9:31 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I was talking to Kinkou this morning. Well I'll start a little bit before that.
   
   I like to take regular jars of salsa and add fresh ingredients to them. So anyway, I cut up like 1/4 of a habanero pepper into very thin, small pieces and mix it into the salsa for the side with my XXL microwave burritos. Delicious. Very spicy, I even commented to the chat how spicy just a small amount of habanero can be in a half of a cup of salsa.
   
   About 80 minutes later kinkou and I are talking about this person in my Honors German class in High School. I feel a stirring in my penis and decide it is time to wank. I tell my friend I will be right back and leave to go to the bathroom.
   
   I spend approximately 4 minutes wanking. The same amount of time it takes Kinkou to make a cup of coffee, fun fact. And we reconvene approximately the same time. And I notice a startling feeling.
   
   The tip of my dick is on fire. Like an aching burning sensation. I realize oh shit it must have been the pepper juice, I try to put some lotion on it but it doesn't help!!!
   
   So I go into the shower and the water burns my penis. and right where the head meets the shaft is like really really sore. So I start scrubbing soap into it with cold water and after about 10 minutes the feeling subsided.
   
   My penis and I are fine now, if you're worried, but remember after handling peppers do not touch your shaft even like an hour later when you get horny while chatting with your friends about your past.
2. 2024-06-07 at 12:14 AM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   It sounds interesting, not gonna lie. The best method would probably be to wait until you feel the burn then go at it.
3. 2024-06-07 at 1:10 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Enigma I was talking to Kinkou this morning. Well I'll start a little bit before that.
   
   I like to take regular jars of salsa and add fresh ingredients to them. So anyway, I cut up like 1/4 of a habanero pepper into very thin, small pieces and mix it into the salsa for the side with my XXL microwave burritos. Delicious. Very spicy, I even commented to the chat how spicy just a small amount of habanero can be in a half of a cup of salsa.
   
   About 80 minutes later kinkou and I are talking about this person in my Honors German class in High School. I feel a stirring in my penis and decide it is time to wank. I tell my friend I will be right back and leave to go to the bathroom.
   
   I spend approximately 4 minutes wanking. The same amount of time it takes Kinkou to make a cup of coffee, fun fact. And we reconvene approximately the same time. And I notice a startling feeling.
   
   The tip of my dick is on fire. Like an aching burning sensation. I realize oh shit it must have been the pepper juice, I try to put some lotion on it but it doesn't help!!!
   
   So I go into the shower and the water burns my penis. and right where the head meets the shaft is like really really sore. So I start scrubbing soap into it with cold water and after about 10 minutes the feeling subsided.
   
   My penis and I are fine now, if you're worried, but remember after handling peppers do not touch your shaft even like an hour later when you get horny while chatting with your friends about your past.

   
   Little Madame is in for one hell of a spanking tonight now. Thanks for informing me tho.
   
   btw sugar deactivates capsicum
   
   lolol Capsicum
   
   
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4. 2024-06-07 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Wtf am I reading?
5. 2024-06-07 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should just make your own salsa.
6. 2024-06-08 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I should!!! will u teach me ?
7. 2024-06-21 at 4:02 PM UTC

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   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I still think about this day when I wrote the OP. Whenever I handle habanero peppers I wash my hands with dish soap (because I touch my penis a lot) and yesterday after cutting up some habanero peppers I went to the bathroom and I thought "Remember the habanero wank" so I grabbed some papertowel and touched my penis with my papertowel hands to piss because I do not want that to happena gain.
   
   Also to the suggestions people gave me, I understand all these things but I don't have sour cream, milk, or sugar (I just don't eat them)
   
   I could've applied yogurt. Good on me though, I tried lotion first (didn't work) and then I eventually just scrubbed it with soap and a rag in the shower and fuck man that burned but it eventually did resolve itself.
   
   been eating a lot of peppers, they kinda make me feel high if I eat oto many of them but I like that.
8. 2024-06-21 at 4:04 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enigma I should!!! will u teach me ?

   
   Do you have a food processor?
9. 2024-06-21 at 4:09 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Schoolboy error...you should have learned this as a teen.
10. 2024-06-21 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by frala Do you have a food processor?

    
    I got a blender? But I think y ou mean like the magic bullet or something? No.
11. 2024-06-21 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Schoolboy error…you should have learned this as a teen.

    
    IDK how I didn't. I think my penis was stronger back then.
12. 2024-06-21 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enigma I got a blender? But I think y ou mean like the magic bullet or something? No.

    
    That’ll work. Salsa is super easy and it’s better than anything in a jar. All you need are tomatoes, onions, cumin, cilantro, peppers, s&p, garlic, and lime
    
    I also make this cucumber salad that’s really good (no blender) with diced cucumbers, chopped grape tomatoes, and chopped red onion. I take a big spoon of Greek yogurt, lime juice and cilantro and mix that together in a bowl first then add in the other ingredients to make a salad/salsa.
13. 2024-06-22 at 2:44 PM UTC

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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I don't have any any cumin but I Can get it. HOw long does the shit you make on hand last if I put it into he fridge?
    
    the second one the cuCUMber salad sounds like shit (No offense) but you seem very qualified ont he salsa. I will get this next time I order groceries and we can vibe out. Do you have FaceTime or Telegram? We could do a video chat cooking night.