Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-06-24 at 4:14 PM UTC in I'm reading a book about Dracula
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   My friend isn't a real vampire he just likes pretending kinda annoying when he bites me so I don't have sex with him
2. 2024-06-24 at 4:12 PM UTC in Jacking off on cam.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   If anyone can help I will cut them in on the first million in profits
3. 2024-06-24 at 4:11 PM UTC in what collage do you want to go to
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I never understood people who actively tell people to avoid becoming better educated
4. 2024-06-24 at 2:41 PM UTC in Heat waves have killed thousands this year​​​​​​​. Experts say the worst could be yet to come
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   the roof is on fire
5. 2024-06-24 at 2:41 PM UTC in She was prethrough
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   ganggangnganganggnagnag
6. 2024-06-24 at 2:38 PM UTC in I'm accepting paid guests for the summer
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I heard this really fat southern guy call it "Washyoursister Sauce" and I've been saying that for a couple of years now.
7. 2024-06-24 at 2:18 PM UTC in She was prethrough
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   a lot of people I hang out with are big cock addicts, I feel like i'm being used to satisfy their adDICKtions :hmrph:
8. 2024-06-24 at 2:07 PM UTC in Heat waves have killed thousands this year​​​​​​​. Experts say the worst could be yet to come
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Why didn't they have better access to water?
9. 2024-06-24 at 2:01 PM UTC in I'm accepting paid guests for the summer
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

   Originally posted by Instigator As you know many of NIS members have finished their community college degrees at the mickey mouse school of fuckups.
   
   So what better way of unwinding than coming to my house and watching me stand in different parts of my kitchen scrolling on my phone, I can also give shitty life advice and tell you how the correct way to pronounce Worcestershire.
   
   £75 a night
   
   Ni happy ending.

   
   damn friend, that really hurts my feelings.
10. 2024-06-24 at 2:01 AM UTC in Sunday Nights have always been the worst part of my life and I don't know why.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Deeply unhappy today/ tonight. Just feel like sad and things are going okay but I just feel miserable
11. 2024-06-24 at 2 AM UTC in So wariat is cooking a Sunday dinner with his mom
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    He didn't have a sister
12. 2024-06-24 at 1:30 AM UTC in Do you blame Lindsay Zywiciel for killing Bill Krozby?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I didn't do shit
13. 2024-06-23 at 10:48 PM UTC in Becoming the NiS BTK
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    The other guy stood for Bind, Torture & Kill
    
    But I"m gonna
    
    Blow, Tease & Kiss.
    
    BTK on you!!!
    
    
    
    Consider this your final warning!!!
14. 2024-06-23 at 10:16 PM UTC in This site has been sucking lately
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Make it look more like an asshole bro I like the logo design alot already
15. 2024-06-23 at 9:44 PM UTC in This site has been sucking lately
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    isn't WellHung randy? LOL
16. 2024-06-23 at 9:41 PM UTC in them bennies are wackin people out left and right
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I googled it. cool.
17. 2024-06-23 at 9:41 PM UTC in them bennies are wackin people out left and right
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I watched two venders yell at each other during the Cola Wars. I think one was a neighbor of a family member of mine but I didn't want to bring up the old laughs.
    
    apparently they would get bonus if they could get stores to reserve a end-cap for their displays.
    
    A better time in the history of Capitalism.

    
    what is an end-cap?
18. 2024-06-23 at 9:09 PM UTC in 2 more weeks. It's the Final-Final Countdown
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I bet nothing will happen unless something happens!!!
19. 2024-06-23 at 9:06 PM UTC in what collage do you want to go to
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    u wanan see my student ID? I look like a dweeb in my pink shirt
20. 2024-06-23 at 9:05 PM UTC in what collage do you want to go to
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    is it mildly challenging but not too hard cuz you're a smart woman????