Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-06-26 at 12:25 AM UTC in Trying harder to be a good person.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   no I'm nott I love u
2. 2024-06-26 at 12:20 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Everybody's been really working hard at being the best posters this week it's gonna be a hard decision call but I've gotten my cock on some users and I'll be feeling them up
3. 2024-06-26 at 12:18 AM UTC in We’ve been accidentally cooling the planet — and it’s about to stop
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   lol I thought our pollution was causing global warming
   
   OP u must be very confused everytime you study this
4. 2024-06-26 at 12:11 AM UTC in I want a tattoo
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   
5. 2024-06-25 at 10:49 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   They're okay if you have absolutely nothing to do and can't go anywhere.
6. 2024-06-25 at 10:48 PM UTC in Look at this blue drink I got from the cornershop
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   It's called a cornerstore you britfag
7. 2024-06-25 at 3:30 PM UTC in Trying harder to be a good person.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Punch yourself in the face every morning to humble yourself.

   
   No
8. 2024-06-25 at 3:30 PM UTC in Any femboys
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I'm balding so i shave my head
9. 2024-06-25 at 3:16 PM UTC in I'm a fat piece of shit no one likes
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Yes I buy discount food
10. 2024-06-25 at 3:12 PM UTC in I'm a fat piece of shit no one likes
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    
11. 2024-06-25 at 3:11 PM UTC in I'm a fat piece of shit no one likes
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Breakfast today was black coffee. Lunch is 2 slices of turkey breast rolled around a pickle with a monster zero
12. 2024-06-25 at 2:32 PM UTC in Any femboys
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    They say I look worse without the beard
13. 2024-06-25 at 2:14 PM UTC in I'm a fat piece of shit no one likes
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Weren't you lifting weights? Isn't gaining weight one of the points?
    
    I love baked brussel sprouts with sea salt and olive oil but that probably would have put you way over 600 as opposed to boiling them. Good thinking.

    
    I'm kinda ghetto bro, I microwave them
14. 2024-06-25 at 2:14 PM UTC in I'm a fat piece of shit no one likes
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    No I don't lift
15. 2024-06-25 at 2:13 PM UTC in Any femboys
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Wow, Bradley. You used to look very different. Cute.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by troon did you fuck

    
    Missed you
16. 2024-06-25 at 2:11 PM UTC in If we're gonna eat bugs we will need to first make giant ants
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    My giant anteater is going to love this!!!
17. 2024-06-25 at 2:10 PM UTC in Happy Pride Month🏳‍🌈 (2024)
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do they put a sexy woman on the back of the tin of lozenges so fisherman have something to beat off to while out to sea? I never expected a tin of lozenges with a gruff sea captain on it to be wank material but maybe this is a well kept secret among fishersman
    
    

    
    You buy little Debbie snacks just to wank to the packaging
18. 2024-06-25 at 2 PM UTC in Any femboys
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Call me COCKodile bum dee
    
    
19. 2024-06-25 at 1:59 PM UTC in Any femboys
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I know now I'm a BUM
20. 2024-06-25 at 1:12 PM UTC in Having sex with a traffic light
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    
    
    Thoughts?