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  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    YA GIVE THAT ASS MY DICK

    OOO YA NOW DICK WITH THE DICK

    ASS WITH THE ASS

    FUCK THE DICK WITH YOUR ASS

    -Wariat or Warcry
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by TacoBell I bet your gonna b hungry

    Ya but it feels good like I am losing weight and getting back to where I want to be (very sexually attractive)

    Originally posted by harriettubman20 40 pounds in a year? What was your old diet, 3 pot roasts a day and never going to the bathroom??

    Well I am stuck inside the house so I do a lot of snacking and no walking. I know I could do push ups and squats and shit but I don't have any reason to lie, I don't. I just sit on the computer. This all started early November, I was in jail for 3 months, and then continued the last 4 1/2 months. Just constant snacking, munching, bored eating, and then when I do want to feel happy I eat until I am full like twice a day. While I don't eat like super bad for you foods I have been eating too much and that's reflected in my rising weight. I pretty much put on 20% of my body weight in 8 months.

    Originally posted by Incessant You’re not fat and you shouldn’t be taking nutritionist advice from a pro ana fetus.

    Awww you're sweet. When I have a six pack again you can run your tongue across them whenever you'd like (or more)



    Originally posted by Michael Myers Eww, vegetables.

    Ewww non arab Muslims residing in Europe.

    Originally posted by Michael Myers You're going to go on a 800 kcal diet? Good luck! I've been on a constant <250 kcal diet (minus the cheat days) for the past ~2 months now. It's tough but worth it.

    I don't understand what kcal means, I've seen it referenced instead of calories a couple of times but yeah right about that.

    It's easy to eat my fill of food when I focus on eating vegetables, some fruits, lean meats.

    Also I won't be having cheat days since eating ain't shit to me and if I were to have a cheat day I'd probably just practice bulimia rather than allowing it to set me back days or weeks to feel full on chicken cayabachi or w/e it was you splurged on.

    Never understood that shit, once you develop this mindset in earnest and really develop it it becomes hard to go and eat large meals. But people are built differently.

    If I am going to toil at something for weeks why would I set myself back weeks invalidating all that effort to have a "Cheat day." my nigga do you cheat at college too?

    lol either do something or don't do it, don't half-ass something and say "oh I'mma be a recovering alcoholic except my CHEAT DAYS" like bruh ur just cheating urself
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Folks I'm watching these YouTube cooking shorts and the guy recommends home cooks to deep fry their chicken for 12 minutes, let it sit out for 10 minutes, then deep fry it again for two minutes.

    You're literally just trying to congeal, add, and recongeal more and more fat onto the outside of the chicken.

    Do people really do this?
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Fridge



    Don't throw stones if your boyfriend is heavier than u mate
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    A fridge nigga?

    Yours looks like a manlier version of you

  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    U ever listen to biebz



    Fun fact Jbiebz and I are 4 months apart in age.
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'd try them.
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    It's going ok
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    great thread
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    wow r u guys gonna meet up too bruh

    I heard about what you do on those anonymous messaging sites and I am worried.
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    forgive me for my retarded smile I was very stoned and sleeping
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes, yes there are



    you have never pulled a femboy in your life, several have fallen in love with me over the years but only one has earned my heart.

    ok ratface, u showed 2 pics one time and were and so ugly you never made the mistake again.

    I pull all the femboys. Except@@@ I don't think he was polish.
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    u know what 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Also op would benefit in learning to spell college
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Accounting
  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Op will love to CD nuts in his mouth
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I wonder if he's gonna do a rape
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Have fun with the onboard GPS

    Imagine onstar but way better
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because going to community college is NOT better educated than teaching yourself

    I guarantee I am better educated on MANY topics than some dumb twat who did a shitty college course.

    The simply fact you think you have to pay someone else to teach you shows you don't have the intellect to figure stuff out/teach/learn yourself.

    Damn everyone is going on me about this community college thing today
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