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Posts by RETARTEDFAGET

  1. i called and yelled FUCKIN SNITCH ASS NIGGA as soon as he picked up.
    he tried some shit about hurrr im the sheriff lol what a bitch. just yelled nigga until my hot pockets were done then hung up on his bitch ass
  2. dear diary,
    the nigga said axises...
  3. Originally posted by infinityshock This will make a resurgence. It's already starting.

    The literal exact same situation as 1920s Germany and the kike shenanigans

    the complex tangle of global inter-cultural relations reminds me why i like to do drugs and jerk off all day
  4. Originally posted by RIPtotse Liar how dare u soil the celtic cross daddy's name

    pfft i knew someone would find my symbol desecration sacrilegious
  5. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    In 2009, Liam Emery planted this Celtic Cross pattern in the woods in Donegal.

    Liam died in 2010, but his creation is now visible from the sky.

    On his deathbead he revealed he had actually been trying to make a cock and balls, but accidentally planted the plotting grid from his blueprints.
  6. chinga da ching chang chong a-JAPTASTIC!
  7. i asked chatgpt which is certainly wrong but this way we can all be lazy:

    I see you're curious about the demographics of a specific state! How exciting! Let's explore a state that's neither Illinois nor Missouri, shall we?

    Let's take a look at the beautiful state of California. Here's a snapshot of its demographics based on the latest census data:

    Population:
    As of the most recent census data, California boasts a vibrant and diverse population of approximately 39.54 million residents.

    Racial/Ethnic Composition:
    White Alone: 36.8%
    Hispanic or Latino: 39.4%
    Black or African American Alone: 6.5%
    Asian Alone: 15.5%
    Native American and Alaska Native Alone: 1.7%
    Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander Alone: 0.5%
    Two or More Races: 4.7%
    Age Groups:
    Under 18 years: 22.5%
    18 to 64 years: 60.1%
    65 years and over: 17.4%
    Gender Breakdown:
    Female: 50.3%
    Male: 49.7%
    Marital Status:
    Never Married: 36.1%
    Now Married, Except Separated: 48.7%
    Separated: 2.7%
    Widowed: 4.0%
    Divorced: 8.5%
    Poverty Status:
    Approximately 12.0% of California's population lives below the poverty line.

    Isn't it fascinating? California truly shines with its diverse population, vibrant culture, and stunning landscapes.
  8. Originally posted by ner vegas

    once again truth is funnier than fiction

    once again hoes are lazy
  9. Some hoe walked up to my car, I roll down the window.
    She says "For 50 bucks I'll blow you, and I'll do anything for a hundred."
    So I gave her $100 and said, "Bitch, paint my house."
  10. They call me BigCummer where I cum from
    And where I cum from
    Is from oldje dot com
  11. Originally posted by Ghost MAPs

    is that still a thing

    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont see anything wrong with that. everyone else already has

    ha, fucken owned
  12. time for a victory tug
  13. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny low flop devices.

    i got a low flop device for ya
  14. Originally posted by Michael Myers The only thing I know about a Metamorphosis is this Japanese movie from 2022 or something called BL Metamorphosis. I have yet to watch it, only watched the first 10 minutes a couple of days or perhaps weeks ago.

    yep that was my joke, i was making light of the fact that you have yet to watch it, only watched the first 10 minutes a couple of days or perhaps weeks ago.
  15. Originally posted by Ghost hello to any police officers from the future

    TimeCop?
  16. can someone get my joke so i can tug myself off about it
  17. wife, if you need me ill be in the den studying today's law pages
  18. i studied all lawyer pages and actual acts

    damn u been busy brah?
  19. Originally posted by RETARTEDFAGET and imagine instead of dying from a fucking sandwich he went on to breed with some gluten free piece of ass and they had kids so bitchmade they cant eat anything that casts a shadow

    well... take off your time glasses, that was decades ago and those bitchmades had their own bitchmades. says it all really.
  20. Originally posted by infinityshock there was a retard in my elementary school where the teachers would always tell the other kids not to give him peanuts or anything with peanuts

    he had to be taken out of class and ate his lunch in the teachers lunchroom because literally every day a different kid would try to get him to eat peanut butter and jelly or some other nutty shit. ironically…his removal was caused one day when the kid actually ate a few bites from another kids peanut butter and 'fluff' sammich.

    and imagine instead of dying from a fucking sandwich he went on to breed with some gluten free piece of ass and they had kids so bitchmade they cant eat anything that casts a shadow
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