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Posts by RETARTEDFAGET

  1. and now we begin the after AMA show, what are your thoughts on how the AMA went? anything you'd like to improve next time, anything you think you'll be mulling over the next few days?
  2. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I used to steal a lot of food when I was homeless, lots of beef jerky.

    The dollar menu at tacobell was my equivalent of a t-bone steak dinner. I would get 2 of the 1$ beef burritos, and take ALL of the hot and mild sauce. I would take the buckets and literally dump them into my laptop bag so that I had something to season food with. Pretty damn good, too.

    As for meals, I used to whip up 5 servings of black beans, rice, and whatever meat I could get my hands on, if any. I would make 5 meals all at once and eat them throughout the week.

    I also used to forage for greens, such as dandelions and curly dock, and eat them raw.

    Used to also eat tuna and soup out of the can. Quick and easy.

    Also, for a summer when I my family was broke out of their asses, I would catch, fillet, and cook crappie and eat them. Probably did this 10 or 15 times over the summer, I must've eaten like 40 or 50 crappie that summer.

    When I was little, during the 08 crisis, I would dig food out of garbage cans. Even though most of my classmates where as poor or more poor than I was, they would still throw away bread crust, apple cores, etc. That was my lunch for quite some time before a teacher caught me.

    Most of those meals consisted of pear/apple cores, bread crusts, and if I got lucky, a few crackers or a half eaten piece of pizza that someone didn't want.

    There is food all around, especially if you're in a city. if you are poor, you just have to be smart about how you get it.

    damn thats legit. never got to the eating out of garbage phase but id get there eventually if it got bad enough. probably starting off with taking leftover food from food court tables and the eventual slide into trasheatery
  3. here is my acknowledgement that you can steal things

    here is a very obvious statement that this would just be a regular recipe thread if you include stuff you stole
  4. better more urgent question: how would u hold my pocket bitch?

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    You have been chosen as today's winner.

    is that guy using an actual non phone camera? fuckin psycho
  5. Originally posted by Ghost please thank this post if you want to see this as a new banner in the rotation


    pfft let me know when it comes out on VHS
  6. my indian ex gfs butthole smelled like turmeric
  7. Originally posted by The Self Taught Man 3 whole dads

    and the tax man wants to take half your dads!
  8. Originally posted by Instigator

    I love when the poors infight for my amusement, quite droll. (in this post I am a rich man)
  9. I was a cunt hair away from being homeless one time, these are the meals I made:

    - Pasta with tomato paste and herbs - around 40 cents per meal
    This is pretty tolerable over a few weeks if you switch up the herbs and spices, adding chili helps a lot with feeling like you had a hella meal.

    - Rice and 'soup mix' (mix of dried lentils, chickpeas, barley etc) - around 20 cents per meal
    Probably the most filling meal compared to price, but it gets old quick. If you can afford it, the rice is greatly improved by adding tomato paste and wine to the water in which it simmers.

    - Literally just frying flour, salt and water - around 5 cents per meal
    This is better than starving, just try to think of civilians during the Korean and Vietnam wars who had to resort to boiling grass and tree bark to survive. Add herbs to the mix before frying to keep the gun out of your mouth for an extra few days.
  10. Originally posted by CandyRein


    These are the lava cakes we will be reviewing tonight…

    ❤️

    when the chocolate ooze out 😩
  11. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How do you feel?

    *extends microphone*

    hey yknow we gave it 110% the allied played a good game we tried our best to exterminate all jediry but they just wanted it more no hard feelings any zionist scum that want to hang out ill be at the pub
  12. Originally posted by DontTellEm lol how embarrassing to hit that nerve. U mad lil nig? Lil boy U gonna die 😂🌹



    Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh that’s ur girlfriend…😂

    i dont know you but i bet youre a fuckwit
  13. Originally posted by ner vegas do you honestly understand what they're doing here

    at the moment we need people to check that the AI doesn't go off track. this is a way of AI-ing the checking part too. its just extra laziness, and hopefully we can keep this going until it ends with women hanging off our dicks. but if you ask questions like a half a fag its not going to happen.
  14. Originally posted by Ghost Stanford does it again 🤯 what's the deal with their AI department they are leading the pack when it comes to research. Half the cool stuff in this thread all came out of Stanford in the past year. Someone give them amphetamines and more money

    https://www.marktechpost.com/2024/03/16/researchers-at-stanford-university-introduce-pyvene-an-open-source-python-library-that-supports-intervention-based-research-on-machine-learning-models/?amp


    whatever keeps the chingchongs off our back
  15. Originally posted by Mighest I'm in a Barnes and Noble trying to enjoy my coffee and some asshole brought their loud retarded kid that keeps making moaning noises.

    did you try turning it off and on again?
  16. Originally posted by Michael Myers After posting in JJJJ's thread and remarking that there's less activity on this forum, I decided to count the posts that we have. We have a whopping 1,614,158 posts. Or 1,614,159 after I press "Submit." Quite impressive, right? Well… not really.

    We have been longer around than Zoklet – which I thought was impossible, so, congratulations, Lanny! – yet we have fewer posts. By a large margin.

    We've been here since 24 June 2015 to 21 March 2024, that's nearly 9 years!!!

    From January 2009 (although it had been a forum since 2006 as per Zok's join date, it wasn't open for public access until January 2009) to September 2014, which is 5 years, Zoklet managed to rack up 4,208,784 posts.

    We don't even have half of Zoklet's amount of posts despite being up for twice as long! Kind of mind-blowing.

    We're only at 38.25% of where Zoklet was in terms of post count.

    shut the fuck up faggot
  17. isnt there some country where you get govt subsidised hoors to visit your house. or just get a support worker and repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly accidentally touch her boobs and say sorry im new at being blind i thought your nipples were braille, and the braille said yes
  18. Originally posted by Meikai

    fuckin uuhhhhh toothlessjoe wires shutmeup yeahimaleopard mr happy vamp azalie handofzek jeff hunter
  19. For a limited time only, try the classic Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger, for only $69.420
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