Posts by RETARTEDFAGET

1. 2024-03-14 at 1:17 AM UTC in Add "fuckin" to a movie title.
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by ner vegas The Lion Fucking the Witch in the Wardrobe

   
   ayo ayo hol up, dis lion nigga fucked a witch and a wardrobe?
   SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
   
   
   
   What We Do In The Shadows (Fuckin)
2. 2024-03-14 at 1:14 AM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Michael Myers We don’t have a sleeping section, actually.

   
   PROTIP: anywhere you can sit is a sleeping section. if youre worried about getting mouth fucked just bring some duct tape
3. 2024-03-14 at 1:13 AM UTC in Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Bradley Why not learn a second language? I started learning Spanish at 28 years old because of the geographical area I live required it. Why can't you do that?

   
   Maybe after he learns his first language XD XD XD
   
   Seriously though speaking French makes my mouth feel dirty. I guess that's why it's called the "You're Mother's Pussy" of languages.
4. 2024-03-14 at 1:08 AM UTC in Random image thread
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

   
   reported for CP
   
   
   speaking of CP (Cool People) :
   
   
5. 2024-03-13 at 3:09 PM UTC in What will you be doing today...
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Muhammad Gonzalez Gotta print 'em all! 🎨
   Get ready for some Pokémon card printing fun! 🃏✨
   Join me as we bring these iconic creatures to life on paper! 🖨️
   Let's unleash our creativity and print NIGGER dicks on the colourful cards! 🌟
   #IamFuckingCheap #GottaCatchEmAll 🎮🔥
   #CreamepiVaporeon ✨

   
   

   Originally posted by Muhammad Gonzalez Vendors didnt have the good enough cardstock nor the resources

   
   depression leads to a shocking 100% drop in emoticon usage
   
   
   

   Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE

   
   bart get out im nigs
6. 2024-03-13 at 3:03 PM UTC in Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Bradley Kinder means children in German. THese things are not meant for grown ass men. Of course you're disappointed, you're a grown ass man.

   
   Untermensch Suprise
7. 2024-03-13 at 12:31 PM UTC in Help my recover the data on my 64GB flash drive
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   did you try turning it off and on again?
8. 2024-03-13 at 12:23 PM UTC in Stephen Hawking, nonce
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Solstice Imagine giving Hawking a handy and he used that text to speech thing to tell you that you were a naughty bitch or something

   
   
9. 2024-03-13 at 11:48 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking, nonce
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   steven hawkings came up with the theory of relativity after getting baked and listening to a lostprophets album
10. 2024-03-13 at 11:46 AM UTC in Epilepsy Engine (Theory)
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    ner_vegas found sleeping in an epilepsy tent which HE believes gives him sexual powers!
11. 2024-03-13 at 11:42 AM UTC in US passport online Buy
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    i got a fokkin sample for ya RIGHT FOKKIN EEEEEEEEEEEEERE
12. 2024-03-13 at 11:41 AM UTC in Petabyte Disks to replace USB storage medias
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    Ass To Gay Mouth
13. 2024-03-13 at 11:36 AM UTC in going to work at fang
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    more like, going to fork at wang
14. 2024-03-13 at 11:34 AM UTC in I have been awake for 33 hours now
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Minor correction: it's a two-something hour train ride to get there, but I have to travel back as well, so I travel by train for five hours.

    
    oh you were in the non-sleeping section???
15. 2024-03-13 at 11:33 AM UTC in Why do you tho k most teen girls
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Warcry If they don’t get their way with you say you back out of prostitution or stop being a wallet or actually want sex or ask for it after a while instead of just being a wallet or simply made out with one and the next day she blocked you but later she unblocked you why do they always either resort oh extra when losing arguments to threatening with cops or calling you old decrepit or ugly or blocking you or lying claiming they’re some other age like below age of consent all of a sudden or other similar head games?

    
    yeah, in minecraft...
16. 2024-03-13 at 11:32 AM UTC in Random image thread
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    
17. 2024-03-13 at 6:01 AM UTC in Anyone see the benefits of 5g vs 4g
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    i bought this phone, they said its 5g, took her to my house and let her g on me
    next day i returned her, the bitch gave me cancer, what can i say im a tech romancer
18. 2024-03-13 at 5:59 AM UTC in Boeing Whistleblower Commits Suicide while Giving Testimoney.
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE

    
    i flew this plane, they said its a boeing, i rocked that bitch, and it kept on hoeing
    
    
    i once flew a plane for general motors, she was so fine with her big fat rotors
19. 2024-03-13 at 4:01 AM UTC in Warm weather leads to water shortages which leads to piss shortages
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    Just buy phosphorous and add water, it's an old sailor's trick (just like you're mother)
20. 2024-03-13 at 4 AM UTC in Add "fuckin" to a movie title.
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    Malcolm Fuckin X
    The Curious Fuckin Case of Benjamin Button
    Fuckin Psycho
    Come And Fuckin See
    Bob le Fuckin Flambeur