My fave Chris Rock joke

1. 2024-03-18 at 5:11 AM UTC

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   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   Some hoe walked up to my car, I roll down the window.
   She says "For 50 bucks I'll blow you, and I'll do anything for a hundred."
   So I gave her $100 and said, "Bitch, paint my house."
2. 2024-03-18 at 5:40 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
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   • RETARTEDFAGET, 
   • Solstice
3. 2024-03-18 at 5:59 AM UTC

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   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by ner vegas

   
   once again truth is funnier than fiction
   
   once again hoes are lazy
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas
4. 2024-03-18 at 9:29 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   $700 an hour for an average looking streetwalker lol fucking pro escort services are probably cheaper
5. 2024-03-18 at 10:11 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice $700 an hour for an average looking streetwalker lol fucking pro escort services are probably cheaper

   
   I think that's Eastern Europe, probably like $3
6. 2024-03-18 at 3:34 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   You're not chris rock
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