Posts by RETARTEDFAGET

1. 2024-03-23 at 2:56 AM UTC in What user would you most enjoy being molested by?
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   i pick secret option xxombie
2. 2024-03-23 at 1:43 AM UTC in hello im an average adult in THESE TIMES
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Bradley I'm going blind and really anxious that one day soon I might not be able to see and I will be blind and there will be nothing for me to do except rely on others because I can't see, no college, no shit posting, no reading, no video games, just blindness and death.
   
   What do I do? Nothing. I can't even cry.

   
   what about me? i feel anxious after reading this post?
3. 2024-03-23 at 1:04 AM UTC in hello im an average adult in THESE TIMES
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   omw to pick up more dexies thanks for the support even though it makes me feel anxious and also im sleepy
4. 2024-03-23 at 12:15 AM UTC in Random image thread
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man

   
   now THATS comedy! take note people!
   
   
5. 2024-03-23 at 12:06 AM UTC in hello im an average adult in THESE TIMES
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston
   hi i woke up today and was anxious and the anxiousness made me feel anxiety so i popped some medication which is essentially watered down speed and then my kid said hi and i felt threatened which made me feel anxious so i took another dexie and then i thought about a black man which made me anxious and then i felt bad that i felt anxious which increased my anxiety anyway i was hoping you guys could calm me down by telling me about your anxiety and how you deal with it
6. 2024-03-22 at 10:29 AM UTC in Random image thread
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by CandyRein
   
   Top tier ❤️

   
   it doesn't say the random images have to be funny, but, yeah....
7. 2024-03-22 at 1:46 AM UTC in Make my Jimmy John's/ Jersey Mike's order.
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Bradley none of those were umlauts you inbred FÜCK! lol

   
   dont talk shit to inbreds, you ever been punched by a seven fingered fist?
8. 2024-03-22 at 1:11 AM UTC in Make my Jimmy John's/ Jersey Mike's order.
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Bradley Dude go to a Chinese restaurant and has for this.
   
   Nín hǎo, xiānshēng, nín zhèngzài xúnzhǎo yī míng báirén yuángōng ma. Wǒ fēicháng xǐhuān nǐmen de pēngrèn hé wénhuà.
   
   Say it slowly.

   
   i REFUSE to pronounce umlauts! if it isnt important enough for its own letter it can fuck off
9. 2024-03-22 at 12:52 AM UTC in Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina kinder kutje

   
   harry potter spell for summoning wariat
10. 2024-03-22 at 12:49 AM UTC in Fries n shit
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Meikai skibidi ohio fanum tax rizz
    
    

    
    please stand for your national anthem
    dibi di ba dee ba doe doe, dee ba didi doe... dididibidididibi da ba dibi di day doe
11. 2024-03-22 at 12:40 AM UTC in Best Sub Place?
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Only if you take her out to dinner first.

    
    haha you replied to my awful, awful post
12. 2024-03-22 at 12:33 AM UTC in Best Sub Place?
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    you're mother is a pretty good sub
13. 2024-03-21 at 4:16 AM UTC in Fries n shit
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Meikai your gyatt is gonna be totally ohio after you fanum tax the rizzler for these skibidi french fries

    
    Hello, Traveller! Are you interested in "Trends"? Then run, don't walk, to Meikai's SpaceNigger Academy!
14. 2024-03-21 at 1:56 AM UTC in I tried to hit on some girl just now
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Solstice Wariat managed to get a girl back to his place one time then he hid in the bathroom next to her and beat off because he was too nervous to hit

    
    if thats true then jared from subway is an beta g dawg compared to him.
    fucking... jared from subway....
    maybe just give an old bitch a try.
15. 2024-03-20 at 8:35 PM UTC in I tried to hit on some girl just now
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    if youre so old just bang an 18 year old prozzie itll be the same shit
16. 2024-03-20 at 7:35 PM UTC in Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never happened to me, but K-Mart manager pays out a $5,000 check same day if it's a false arrest and no goods are found on the suspect. Over five thousand apprehensions, never had one go bad.

    
    apprehend 5000 people, retire same day
17. 2024-03-20 at 7:01 PM UTC in Vintage Computer Festival Midwest (Chicago)
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Solstice I cook up my crack with ground up bones of dead jedi infants

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's more a reconnecting, nostalgia thing than a practical one. People want to relive the days when it was a much simpler time.

18. 2024-03-20 at 5:45 PM UTC in I tried to hit on some girl just now
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston
    if you get fucked by a bunch of old guys people wont see you as old
19. 2024-03-20 at 5:28 PM UTC in Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At K-Mart, you get at least 5-6 shoplifters per day, so you're definitely not sleeping. You're cracking knees and knuckles out in the parking lot.

    
    uhhhhh just apprehend first 5 people who walk in and sleep the day away????
20. 2024-03-20 at 4:57 PM UTC in i got this song stuck in my head it makes me crazy af
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by CandyRein Lamb chops..I grew up watching that show

    
    i remember blazing a phat joint to that shit, preschool was hella good times.