Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
Dude, feeling smooth soles on your cock is awesome. Toes playing with your balls, etc.
Some womens feet are too soft to even be comprehensible. Those, on your penis, feel SO good.
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Originally posted by Lanny
One of the dirtiest parts of the body, frequently smell unpleasant, wierd alien morphology which is only a twisted analogy to the more familiar hands, formed in such a way that makes the space between toes difficult to clean relative the the form of the hand and likely home to a ton of bacteria. Not hating, if that's your thing more power to you, but the hygiene thing is what I find unattractive about feet.
Dude, feeling smooth soles on your cock is awesome. Toes playing with your balls, etc.
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2018-09-01 at 3:48 PM UTC
in
I'm melting and my dick hurts
"I'm confused and scared"
lol
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2018-09-01 at 8:19 AM UTC
in
I'm melting and my dick hurts
Hey can you shut the fuck up and just deal with it :30: fucking whiny ass bitch cuck faggot??
Lay still too.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
They literally just met today and then he left her at the house.
still, he had her first
but why the fuck did he "leave her" at his house? where'd he go? why the fuck did he let a stranger he JUST MET stay in his fucking house? fuck your roommate is a fucking idiot, you know that right? actually I changed my mind, fuck her. he deserves to be cucked.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
This chick my roommate has over is really pretty. She got some sexy lil feets too. He left her here for a few hours, and we've been talking outside. Wonder if I shouldddddd.
You gotta fuck that shit!
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I'm in a Jack in the Box drive thru.
My nigga ๐
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OP tried to configure his router while schizophrenic
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Police scanner
Apparently someone is stealing coins from a fountain...
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2018-08-25 at 5:14 AM UTC
in
I love to singa!
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Originally posted by infinityshock
machinery makes niggers obsolete.
I still can't make my robot shuck and jive with that same sort of panicked desperation as my house negro.
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Originally posted by ~L J~
Shhhhhh itโs a secret. :P
OT: waiting to have my teeth cleaned. Ugh =โ(
whoa a faggot
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~L J~
African Astronaut
[this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
sucking on LJs nose but its private so dont tell ppl
Shhhhhh itโs a secret. :P
OT: waiting to have my teeth cleaned. Ugh =โ(
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when you think about it, what is a moment
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Do you still smoke weed or drink? Just curious. The hard part for me hasn't even been the hard drugs really, it's that everyone my age drinks or smokes, and I can't do either with this drug court shit. Though to be fair, I did relapse on IV durgz when I was only getting drug tested once a month on regular probation.
Yeah I still smoke and drink. I've completely cut out all the fucking meth/heroin/coke bullshit from my life though. Even smoking and drinking I'm considering stopping, but meh. The important thing, re: junkie me vs me now is that I just don't care. I don't care if you have some dope. It's not worth my time to hang out for six hours in some stupid fucking park. For some people, maybe dealing with the millions of ounces of bullshit is worth the couple of grams of fun that you get, in my case I say fuck that.
btw im still all about that nutmeg gang gang shit, no drug test, good for life, the spice must flow
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2018-08-18 at 4:16 PM UTC
in
:',(
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
*hands you 3 xanax bars*
*sigh*
Y'know, fuck. I'm currently withdrawing Syncans and boy oh boy fuck me, this shit really sucks. I'll make a more detailed post when I'm over it but Jesus...
Today I had some brutal... I don't know, man cramps or some shit right in my fucking dick. It was unreal. I thought my dick would fall off. I threw up and almost passed out when I was like "nah, fuck this" and dipped my finger into a bag of Meclonazepam and licked it. Have done this twice now and all I feel is madness and anger and lonliness and worthlesness and just fucking shoot me for fuck's sake. Fucking hell, mate.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I just removed a bunch of thanks from mmqposts to counterbalance the ones applied here
the universe demands BALANCE
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2018-08-17 at 3:41 PM UTC
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All women are trash lol.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Technologist
Guess youโre wrong on all counts. Stl and I have always joked around in that manner. Did you not see the ๐?
Not childless, not a feminazi, I love men, in particular my hubby.
Care to try and access me again?
๐
I didn't hate women until I read this post
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2018-08-17 at 12:36 PM UTC
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Are you afraid to die?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
no im not afraid to die, i actually was told by a paramedic on my birth day that i "fucking died" a
Paramedic..that's like the mailman giving advice on Quantum entanglement. If you died, you stay dead...there is no coming back. Your heart stopping doesn't mean you are dead, your brain has to cease functioning to be dead...and once that happens there is no coming back.
Probably why he's a glorified uber driver (paramedic) and not a doctor.
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