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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This chick my roommate has over is really pretty. She got some sexy lil feets too. He left her here for a few hours, and we've been talking outside. Wonder if I shouldddddd.

    You gotta fuck that shit!
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  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Dirty Quintana
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    Shoulddddd what? Beat her up for stealing your coffee?

    Haha, more tired Zoklet references after the break. Stick around.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enterita Shoulddddd what? Beat her up for stealing your coffee?

    Haha, more tired Zoklet references after the break. Stick around.

    We could change it up by saying he beat her up for eating a bag of his chips, or eating his last two slices of his Wonderbread, when there was even one uneaten tomato in there. Or maybe we could get real fancy and say he beat his Mom up for stealing his boyfriend. I dunno... I just hate using the same old stale material.
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We could change it up by saying he beat her up for eating a bag of his chips

    Chips? Is this a sly admission that -SpectraL Is from the UK, or even Australia?!?! American's don't use the word chips! Wait, do they?

    Wonderbread

  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I just hate using the same old stale material.

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  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    For real though those feet look damn good.
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    pee in her butt
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Foot fetish guys are fucking weird.
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  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Foot fetish guys are fucking weird.

    I don't get it, is it a submissive thing? Whenever I youtube femdom there's all these videos of women showing the souls of their feet.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    If you play with a bitch's feet right, it gets them so worked up and wet. That shit feels good for them. Also a lot of guys like feet, like way more than you'd think, and you're actually pretty weird if you don't.
  12. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery If you play with a bitch's feet right, it gets them so worked up and wet. That shit feels good for them. Also a lot of guys like feet, like way more than you'd think, and you're actually pretty weird if you don't.

    what specifically about them is good though

    and don't reply with something like "well what specifically is good about boobs or ass? you're just attracted to it!" shit. not to call you out on something you haven't done yet, but i've asked this foot fetish question before and always get that in return. studies finding that men prefer large breasts and a high waist-to-hip ratio bolster the notion that an hourglass shape communicates youth and fertility.

    so why the FUNK are you attracted to feet?

    are you sure it isn't just a submissive thing? you said you like rubbing them to make her feel good, which is a submissive trait. so it can't be "normal", since men are primarily dominant
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We could change it up by saying he beat her up for eating a bag of his chips, or eating his last two slices of his Wonderbread, when there was even one uneaten tomato in there. Or maybe we could get real fancy and say he beat his Mom up for stealing his boyfriend. I dunno… I just hate using the same old stale material.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL We could change it up by saying he beat her up for eating a bag of his chips, or eating his last two slices of his Wonderbread, when there was even one uneaten tomato in there. Or maybe we could get real fancy and say he beat his Mom up for stealing his boyfriend. I dunno… I just hate using the same old stale material.

    CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTRAL COMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    well what specifically is good about boobs or ass? you're just attracted to it!
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enterita what specifically about them is good though

    and don't reply with something like "well what specifically is good about boobs or ass? you're just attracted to it!" shit. not to call you out on something you haven't done yet, but i've asked this foot fetish question before and always get that in return. studies finding that men prefer large breasts and a high waist-to-hip ratio bolster the notion that an hourglass shape communicates youth and fertility.

    so why the FUNK are you attracted to feet?

    are you sure it isn't just a submissive thing? you said you like rubbing them to make her feel good, which is a submissive trait. so it can't be "normal", since men are primarily dominant

    No, I'm actually into a lot of rape porn and shit. Them feeling good from it is just a secondary benefit.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    It might have something to do with intimacy? Usually a chick being barefoot around you is because y'all are close or something. Idk, man, they look good, and they're soft and nice nom nom nom.

    How do you explain being attracted to something? You just are. Any sort of explanation is just a rationalization after the fact.

    Stop making it weird, breh. Can't you just accept that I want to suck on dem toes and get a footjob? Get off my back.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I like a foot massage as much as the next slut but I don't get the fetish.

    There are dudes who pay cam girls to show their feet, lol. Do you jerk off to hands, too?
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I like knee socks. I'm not judging. I just think you're a weird faggot.
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery well what specifically is good about boobs or ass? you're just attracted to it!

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No, I'm actually into a lot of rape porn and shit. Them feeling good from it is just a secondary benefit.

    come on, what specifically about feet turns you on

    example: i like a woman's legs because they're like, smooth and muscly, and I'd love to just stick my dick between their thighs and stuff

    why u liek feet
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm gonna follow her outside like a puppydog now.

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