tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Awww hun, sure! Hugs to u.😄
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2018-08-16 at 6:22 PM UTC
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Are you afraid to die?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
If he’s the one, he’ll love me enough to understand how important it is for me to wait
If not then he’s not the one..
That's bullshit CandyBooty
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2018-08-15 at 2:39 PM UTC
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Are you afraid to die?
These pretzels are making me thirsty.....
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Why wouldn't you take the drugs that give you a constant nitrous feeling? What's going on with you kids?????
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Osama Bin Laden was immediately buried at sea for no reason
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Two different chicks actually. Roommate's ex and then the other chick from drug court.
That’s still savage mode.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I done did it.
Lol LSD you're in savage mode since you came from jail.
She texted you like "thanks for the burrito"
Then you were all like "want to have sex even though you're my roommates ex on drug court?"
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Should I still fuck this chick even though she's on her period? I'd probably have to get a hotel, because she's my roommate's ex, and I pay him rent and don't want it to cause problems. But I haven't gotten laid in a few years and don't feel like waiting another week.
A real sailor sails the red sea too.
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Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover
Getting pissed off after reading this.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-tied-sexually-assaulted-14-153206806.html
All you pedophiles need to go there. You can go free if they catch you.
a 19yo on a 14yo isnt pedophilia.
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Originally posted by Zanick
The doctor told us our mom has cancer. A moment passed and I found myself on the verge of tears. My evil sister decided to make a move and mocked my grief like a schoolyard bully. Instead of crying, my face hardened and my voice rose. I told her to kill herself and go back to Hell where she belongs, and I said it in front of everybody: the doctor, the nurses, our father; and her fiance even nodded in agreement. It's a good thing I'm a licensed minister, because rebuking someone in a hospital in the way I did would otherwise be difficult to justify. Cluster B personality disorder, grade A cunt. Phenibut and espresso.
did you fuck your sister or not
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Originally posted by Sancho
I want drugzzzzz ..
I want you to shut up.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I know her from group counseling for drug court. I was leaving and said I was fucking hungry, and she was like OOH get me a 5-layer, and I said I'll think about it. And I showed up at the end of that group I missed and gave it to her. She thanked me and was all smiles, and I said you should give me your number, and she did. I saw her later at the office meeting up with her diversion officer, and she was all smiling and shit, and she thanked me again and said it hit "all the right spots".. "Hit the spot" is one thing, but ALL the right spots? Girl, which ones? I wonder if I'm reading too much into that, but either way she seemed giddy.
Is she a cute fucked up chick? LSD! LSD!
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2018-08-08 at 2:39 PM UTC
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Holy fuck, I was an autist.
Dude needs to eat some fruit.
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Holy fuck, I was an autist.
Originally posted by Enterita
Holy fuck, Elton John sung that, Actor?! I might rewatch The Lion King soon. Wonder if I'll even prefer it to Aladdin…
You're still clearly autistic
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2018-08-08 at 1:38 PM UTC
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Holy fuck, I was an autist.
ITT we learn that autism is something you cannot escape regardless of how much “meat” you consume.
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I really need to follow through with some irl pedobaiting.
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2018-08-07 at 12:11 AM UTC
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DH'ers Are A Sub-Community.
Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t
I'm a hoor and partially gay
Which part?
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Let's all shoot ourselves in the FUCKIN' head!
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Take some fucking HORIZONTAL footage totse and get REAL.GET REAL!
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