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  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm gonna follow her outside like a puppydog now.

    dude why you trying to fuck your roommate's girl, that's so fucking low
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enterita dude why you trying to fuck your roommate's girl, that's so fucking low

    They literally just met today and then he left her at the house.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Is it because they might have walked over some leftover drugs you missed picking up? Is that why you want to lick them?
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Also you skipped over that last post of mine about the other thing. Bitch.
  5. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery They literally just met today and then he left her at the house.

    still, he had her first

    but why the fuck did he "leave her" at his house? where'd he go? why the fuck did he let a stranger he JUST MET stay in his fucking house? fuck your roommate is a fucking idiot, you know that right? actually I changed my mind, fuck her. he deserves to be cucked.
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  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Is it because they might have walked over some leftover drugs you missed picking up? Is that why you want to lick them?

    I don't do drugs. And I prefer clean feet.
  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    lsd trying to justify being a disgusting freak
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    I missed this post; it's why I try not to double post because people just scroll thinking "oh I just read his post" not knowing there's a second one.

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It might have something to do with intimacy? Usually a chick being barefoot around you is because y'all are close or something. Idk, man, they look good, and they're soft and nice nom nom nom.

    How do you explain being attracted to something? You just are. Any sort of explanation is just a rationalization after the fact.

    Stop making it weird, breh. Can't you just accept that I want to suck on dem toes and get a footjob? Get off my back.

    Still don't understand it. But I already explained how ppl are attracted to stuff. Fucking grossssssssssssss it's such a werid fetish.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    She would run into the night if she knew you posted here with us.

    Good luck, though. Fuck her in his bed.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    why did your roommate leave? where'd he go?
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The feet thing is because they worship the person who is standing on them. Plus, I think they kind of like the smell.
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  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Enterita why did your roommate leave? where'd he go?

    He's scoring some H, bruh.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The feet thing is because they worship the person who is standing on them. Plus, I think they kind of like the smell.

    Besides little boys, what's your fetish, SpecraL?
  14. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Besides little boys, what's your fetish, SpecraL?

    littler boys
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Besides little boys, what's your fetish, SpecraL?

    I don't have any fetishes. Lone wolves don't have fetishes.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enterita littler boys

    United States

    Bakery in Sacramento, California

    Wonder Bread was originally produced by the Taggart Baking Company of Indianapolis, Indiana, and debuted on May 21, 1921, after a blind promotion with ads that only stated a "Wonder" was coming on May 21, 1921. The brand was named by vice president for merchandising development Elmer Cline, who was inspired by the International Balloon Race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Cline was filled with "wonder" by the scene of hundreds of balloons creating a kaleidoscope of color resulting in the iconic red, yellow and blue balloons featured on the Wonder Bread logo. The logo was designed by commercial artist Drew Miller while he was on staff at a Chicago ad agency.

    Taggart was purchased by Continental Baking in 1925. This made Wonder Bread a national brand and added "It's Slo Baked" to the logo. In the 1930s, Continental Baking began shipping Wonder Bread in sliced form, one of the first companies to do so; this was a significant milestone for the industry and for American consumers, who, at first, needed reassurance that "wonder-cut" bread would not dry out. Unsliced bread returned for a while during World War II due to a steel shortage that led to an industry-wide slicing suspension in 1943. Bread slicers returned two years later.

    During the 1940s, Continental Baking began adding vitamins and minerals to Wonder Bread as part of a government-sponsored program of enriching white bread, which was notoriously deficient in vitamin and mineral content, to combat certain diseases. Known as the "Quiet Miracle", this development is credited with greatly reducing the incidence of the diseases beriberi and pellagra.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    "Oh shit, is Wonderbread actually British? Did I blow my cover?"

    Googles it

    " "
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't have any fetishes. Lone wolves don't have fetishes.

    Do you have a sexdrive?
  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL United States

    Bakery in Sacramento, California

    Wonder Bread was originally produced by the Taggart Baking Company of Indianapolis, Indiana, and debuted on May 21, 1921, after a blind promotion with ads that only stated a "Wonder" was coming on May 21, 1921. The brand was named by vice president for merchandising development Elmer Cline, who was inspired by the International Balloon Race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Cline was filled with "wonder" by the scene of hundreds of balloons creating a kaleidoscope of color resulting in the iconic red, yellow and blue balloons featured on the Wonder Bread logo. The logo was designed by commercial artist Drew Miller while he was on staff at a Chicago ad agency.

    Taggart was purchased by Continental Baking in 1925. This made Wonder Bread a national brand and added "It's Slo Baked" to the logo. In the 1930s, Continental Baking began shipping Wonder Bread in sliced form, one of the first companies to do so; this was a significant milestone for the industry and for American consumers, who, at first, needed reassurance that "wonder-cut" bread would not dry out. Unsliced bread returned for a while during World War II due to a steel shortage that led to an industry-wide slicing suspension in 1943. Bread slicers returned two years later.

    During the 1940s, Continental Baking began adding vitamins and minerals to Wonder Bread as part of a government-sponsored program of enriching white bread, which was notoriously deficient in vitamin and mineral content, to combat certain diseases. Known as the "Quiet Miracle", this development is credited with greatly reducing the incidence of the diseases beriberi and pellagra.



    Originally posted by RisiR † "Oh shit, is Wonderbread actually British? Did I blow my cover?"

    Googles it

    " "

    looooooool

    don't even know what level of chess spectral is playing right now, but my dimension is higher
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Do you have a sexdrive?

    Lone wolves don't announce bodily functions on teh Interbuttz. It's considered uncouth in our circles. Sorry.

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