It’s tempting to pick some ancient extinct language like Sumerian or Egyptian but I’d probably pick Japanese. It’s hard to learn and I would probably get more use out of it than any other language that I haven’t already studied.
2017-03-20 at 10:25 PM UTC
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who comeing
I was gonna go to ponycon this year but I was busy at the time.
Does it count as driving if I tie a goat to a shopping cart and have it pull me into town?
Sometimes when I was little I used to get scared that gravity would reverse and everyone would fall up into the sky.
Meh, everyday is pretty much the same to me.
2017-03-19 at 11:50 PM UTC
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So High!
I haven’t had weed in months. :(
2017-03-19 at 11:44 PM UTC
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My Photo with sign
Did you take that in a fun house mirror?
I have a christmas cactus that I’ve had for a few years. I’ve forget to water it for like a month a few times and it’s still alive.
I had an african violet that lasted pretty long though it never flowered again after I bought it.
What’s something cool I can get.
2017-03-16 at 3:11 AM UTC
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What’s a light metal?
I bought this novelty coin that’s about the size of a quarter and it’s really light. At first I thought it was made of plastic but it makes a sound like metal when I tap it. I’m assuming it’s not made of anything expensive cause it only cost a dollar.
2017-03-13 at 9:56 PM UTC
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I only watch liesbien porn
Lesbian porn is boring. I need dicks in my porn.
Japan has different flavors of kitkats and cool fashion styles.
2017-03-13 at 9:47 PM UTC
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I don't use condoms
I’ve never had sex without a condom. I’m sure it feels better without one and the thought of someone cumming inside me is really hot but I wouldn't let someone fuck me without one unless I really trusted them.
2017-03-13 at 9:32 PM UTC
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space niggas i need advice
If you live in a state that has bottle/can deposits, drive around and look for recycle bins. I use to take all the bags of recyclables from behind a college and I’d make like 20–30 dollars from it.
Oldest joke on the internet.
