How to steal anything from a store and never get caught

1. 2024-07-19 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   The Magus Yung Blood
   You need to juul your essence potential whilst keeping in mind these words: "apple makes seeds makes trees makes leaves" and then you have an insurmountable confidence in a war awareness that professes robbery of the means that society would keep a thing from your righteous possession that belongs to you when you take it.
   
   If you are open to tarot as a way of magick, try this reading: The Fool + 7 of Wands + 9 of Disks + 3 of Swords
   
   This reading is actually what opens a door that isn't there for you to enter by a way that isn't endorsed by the consensus reality of shoppers, security, managers, or even the people who earnestly structured the building of the store for a world of reason. You are thus outside of what should be considered reasonable for a criminal's behavior and you will not be noticed unless you do something truly stupid.
   
   I won't bother to emphasize that we are in Bad Ideas, however. I am The Fool as well as The Magus, and you can know that I intend you will succeed if you really believe this in such a way that I will be in your mind making sure nobody has a notion of your presence.
2. 2024-07-19 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Run faster than the robot chasing you
3. 2024-07-19 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Scron this is a very low quality alt.
   
   Also you're following it around replying.
   
   YOu can do better than this.
   
   Do better than this.
4. 2024-07-19 at 1 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I wish it'd put as much effort into real philosophy instead of trolling. I like that topic.
5. 2024-07-19 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Bradley Scron this is a very low quality alt.
   
   Also you're following it around replying.
   
   YOu can do better than this.
   
   Do better than this.

   
   This is not an alt, this is my main acct
6. 2024-07-22 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Does this include stealing the heart of the sexy store manager?
7. 2024-07-22 at 6:15 PM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   Ok.
   
   How do I steal the 5'2 Latina with a fat ass working the register? Is she even for sale?
8. 2024-07-22 at 6:16 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Ya I bribe them with tickets to the penis ride
9. 2024-07-22 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   To many cameras these days.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kingoftoes
10. 2024-07-22 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Instigator To many cameras these days.

    
    Target/Woodman's/Meijer in some places are no goes.
    
    Stealing from walmart is EZ sauce.
    
    Even in places with cameras, you can go in a few times beforehand and scope out camera blind spots, see if LP is walking the floor, see if the guy working at the register in the tech section is nodding off from oxys, etc.
    
    SWIM has stolen quite a bit of electronics by finding camera blind spots, making sure a worker for the particular store section is not paying attention/ twacked out of their gourd, then pocketing electronics and promptly leaving.
    
    Not sure why The Magus is talking about tarot cards.
11. 2024-07-22 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    Elbow African Astronaut
    The best way to not get caught stealing from stores is actually to not steal things from stores. I highly recommend people try this.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Kingoftoes
12. 2024-07-22 at 8:43 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I bought a pair of jeans in walmart yesterday, they were supposed to be $23 (wranglers), when I rang it up it came up as $13. I SAID NOTHING...is that theft?
13. 2024-12-14 at 11:21 PM UTC

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    2nd2lastraw Yung Blood
    lol this is retarded
14. 2024-12-14 at 11:37 PM UTC

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    Totse2k1 Houston

    Originally posted by 2nd2lastraw lol this is retarded

    
    make acouple quality threads yourself
15. 2024-12-14 at 11:48 PM UTC

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    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Totse2k1 make acouple quality threads yourself

    
    Quit talking to yourself Brad it makes me nervous when you do that
16. 2024-12-15 at 12:08 AM UTC

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    Totse2k1 Houston
    I'm not I'm talking to u
17. 2024-12-15 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by 2nd2lastraw lol this is retarded

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Totse2k1 make acouple quality threads yourself

    
    So you’re telling me this random account with 7 posts just randomly found and posted in a 2 month old BradleyB bread for no reason.
    Makes sense to me.
18. 2024-12-15 at 4:19 AM UTC

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    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Fluttershy So you’re telling me this random account with 7 posts just randomly found and posted in a 2 month old BradleyB bread for no reason.
    Makes sense to me.

    
    This is a captain falcon thread
19. 2024-12-19 at 2:23 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Be the store owner seems the obvious answer.
20. 2024-12-20 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Hide it up your ass. They never check inside your ass.