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Posts by Chios Honey

  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I stole a bunch of food from a Chinese Hot Pot All-You Can Eat Buffet. I'm good on grub for the rest of the week.

    You racist got damn mother fucker.



    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Did they have any grilled cat? That's my fav

    thats just silly. not all chinese eat cat. just certain mainlanders.
  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    not a swallow or a finch. it turned out to be a "Lewis' Woodpecker"
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    2006

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    like 20 years ago.
    But I'm pretty sure it was I who did it and not Hilary. it was only one bullet not a double tap

  5. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ya, I like my woman's butt. I like cleaning her booty hole because she doesn't like it.

    vids or fuck off
  6. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    4 people have a Federally approved medical marijuana card. not state


    I read that somewhere and I bet it's true. they closed the program though. So at a federal level, Weed is illegal still. but those with the card trumps state laws that outlaw it.

    Challenge me on this.
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pretty sure aldra will rebuff your advances.

    so he'll repeat buffing my knob?

    Oh Dear!
  8. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox This seems uninteresting and extremely dumb. If we aren’t from this planet why do we have a direct traceable genetic lineage to other animals that predate humans. That’s just the first most obvious hole in this “theory”

    the concept is all species in the universe will share a DNA stucture of one another.

    I don't believe in this shit either but I at times wonder if cuttlefish or squid, octopi come from other planets with liqued water but they were the most evolved on their planet.

    did OP just watch AJ on Why Files? I love heckle fish. he's funny. gonna buy something as a stockings stuffer for the gal. he's one of the few Youtubers I watch these days. most have gone to shit
  9. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 do yuu use dark porn a lot

    Ebony and Ivory the Colonizer?
  10. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 My all turrains BFG are bald got 50 or 60k on them ( that's miles, for you yanks ). Literary one has a leak and I've had to PUMP AND SLAM it up in the morning. And I keep thinking THIS BALD SUMBITCH IS READY TO BLOW and here I am reinflating it every couple days

    Literary I'm being a cheapskate like jigaboo and buying some used pieces of shit because my van is in pretty bad shape and honestly I'm in the market for a smart car.

    If I get a car my van will hardly get used, just for camping, I'll probably drive it once a week to keep everything from degrading while I think about getting rid of it.

    Im not a haggler so I paid 70 dolers a pop for used tyres but I'm not complaining cause new good ones are about a thousand buc for a set of 4 online, plus install

    retread RT tires. half off
  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by toilet clogger Have an attorney write up a will and have her sign her possessions and or properties to you

    Thats collusion, Mother fucker. Stick a plunger in your clogger
  12. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats She is 93 years young.
    Her back is broken in 3 places and she can't get out of bed.
    It's lame.

    Thats not what Hospice is. She's dying? or she just is having a hard time healing?

    I'm sorry for your aunt, Fona. She lived a goodlife I'm sure. 93. Hell that's bonus years but still. 93? is she a Great Aunt? like your mother's Aunt?
  13. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Fucking FVEY faggots talking in codie again?
  14. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I won't type out all my dream just the end, it was that I was in an airport and a passenger sitting on an airport bench by a door started talking to me, but the bench and passenger were both hologram advertisements to trick passengers into thinking they were having a conversation with a real person. So now I'm wondering what is preventing this from happening in future?

    You know what Everyone? If Kafka is real and a scron puppet, We should all just meet up and fly out to where she is and just shadow her for an entire week until it breaks down.

    we will save her soul by tough love.
  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka A black church under the northern lights, Mik wearing a bunny hat, anime cafe with Jiang. She was wearing a blue dress with pearls at the cuffs, yellow tights. I had a white shirt with multicoloured seams, ordered pear slices and apple juice, then we went for a walk in a Victorian garden.

    what do you mean by Black Church? Like a Black Gothic Stone church (literally Black Granit). An African American or Afro-Irish Church (like Baptist) or do you mean like Church of Satan/ Black Pope
  16. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 you don't know anything about me nigger nigger

    I know you and your Manfriend are gay lovers on welfare and getting freees from the working class of Canada. You're in the worse possible position to shit talk me out of anyone here
  17. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 nigger nigger nigger

    You and wariat just need to stop talking
  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm a guy and I always have wiped down.
    Down and off, not up and on.
    I don't even know how to wipe upwards. If I tried I'd probably end up with shit all over my back.
    Not even sure if my arms work like that.

    Stand and Wipe Up. or your balls and cock will smell like shit. You filthy animal
  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 yeah okay tough guy i'm not ascared of you. I would slap your shit and make you see stars, getting close to me would be the last thing you ever do.

    I will so fucking International Incident your face into the stars, Pal
  20. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT today I cut wood, dropped off 4 chains to be sharpened ad worked on the paint job then came home and cut up a $247.00 ribeye into 19 steaks then cooked 2 of the best ones for dinner

    nice.

    uhh Why would you sharpen a chain?
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