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  1. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Don't worry about sticking around or not. Just come and go whenever. If you have to question "sticking around," then you're too invested in the site and you should take a break. This could all end in an instance - and then what?
  2. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie I get you're trying to be funny but Deutsche and douche are pronounced very differently. The joke might work for Amerifags but for eurohomos it doesn't really…

    The joke totally worked. Stop being a Deutsche.
  3. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Horse, cow, pig, goat.

    I like how you think of escrow though. You must really have personal finance on the brain.
  4. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Hey look, a screenshot of MrHigh's other thread in the news.

    http://www.idahostatesman.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article102340697.html
  5. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You guys are my guilty pleasure.
  6. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    All of my information is already out there and scammers call me daily. You're probably one of them. Part of the new age.
  7. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump You're in China aren't you.

    What makes you think that?
  8. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by bling bling every1` is already on the stock market

    Stay in it. It's overdue for a correction, but don't sell. It'll come back.
  9. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I am very serious I listen to DHunplugged and The Disciplined Investor podcast every week and I pay close attention to stuff like ETF, stocks, forex, mutual funds, portfolios.

    I'm 23 years old I make about $900 every 2 weeks and I don't have much free time. I have been poor my entire life and nobody in my family invests so I have to learn it all myself. I also go on 4chan /biz/ and read this

    http://www.investopedia.com/

    First get out of debt (minus mortgage). Then save up a few months' worth of expenses as an emergency fund.

    For investing, don't make it complicated. Get some good index funds and hold onto them for a long time. You have a long time in the market, so be aggressive. 90%-100% in stock funds, the rest in bond funds.

    Check out a robo advisor like Betterment to let them do it for you. Cheap fees and no transaction costs. Low expense ratios in the funds. Also check out Vanguard.

    Look into tax advantaged accounts. Meaning a 401(k) if you have access to it and/or an IRA. Roth IRA would be best for tax-free growth. Though you have to have an earned income for the year at least equal to your contributions, and there are caps.

    Invest at least 15% of your income all the time and then move on to other financial goals.
  10. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What work?, what country?, how do you like it?.

    Visiting one of the facilities whose production I manage.

    As far as going out of the country, I have only gone on a cruise to the Bahamas. Planning another cruise in the Caribbean this summer.

    How do I like what, traveling? I enjoy it. For work, I really don't travel much. Probably 2-3 times a year. For pleasure, I take a couple small vacations per year plus one good one to a beach or something.

    Planes are cool. Some people don't like traveling, but it has a certain air of excitement to it. I haven't reached any burnout yet. I have had several mishaps though, which aren't fun, such as having to spend the night at the airport in the terminal.
  11. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Yes. Traveling for work at the moment actually, though not drunk tonight. What do you want to know about it?
  12. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I could help with investing. Somehow I don't think you're serious.
  13. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Nigga gonna start a pandemic.
  14. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Ok I'm going back to my hotel now. I just walked over so that's good. Niggas out
  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I knew I would draw attention to it if I pulled it back in so I waited until I ran off to zip my pants
  16. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by aldra hahaha

    did you have your cock out that whole time?

    I totally did, but
  17. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I can still math so I think I tipped her enough. Just the tip doe
  18. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Fuck I need to sit here for a few or imma fall over when I stand up
  19. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by aldra neither drinking on the toilet or shitting at the bar sounds terribly appealing to me

    Ok I'm only telling you this.l because I'm drink. Pence I went to a concert and had to piss so I pissed in my empty beer bottle. But my dick is obviously bigger than my beer bottle right so it sprayed out on the chick in front of my and I'm like fuck. She turned around and was like wtf was that and I just played it cool. I was like aww sorry I must've spilled my beer on you. She was like no that was totally warm. I was like yeah I've been holding this beer for a while brb I need another and I bolted.
  20. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    That face when you try to smile at your waitress and you instantly realize you look like a fucking drunk retard. Thank god dor autoroxrrect.
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