Posts by Ajax

1. 2016-12-11 at 3:11 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Who needs Jerry Springer when we have Bill Krozby?
   
   1) Man up, take responsibility, and take care of your family.
   
   2) Take down the pic of the girl. You know nothing good can come from posting it here.
   
   3) Get yourself together, son.
2. 2016-12-11 at 7:47 AM UTC in Well it's fuckin December now...
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by mmQ Well, is it December…later?

   
   Touché
3. 2016-12-11 at 7:45 AM UTC in Life is hard when you're as 31337 as i am.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by mmQ avatar? It'll show up above your name in your profile as soon as you change it. 75x75 or no bueno

   
   Nah, two other niggas wrote test so I felt like joining the testicles.
4. 2016-12-11 at 7:05 AM UTC in You know shows like cribs?
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I want to shit in a golden toilet.
5. 2016-12-11 at 7:04 AM UTC in Life is hard when you're as 31337 as i am.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Test.
6. 2016-12-11 at 7:01 AM UTC in Well it's fuckin December now...
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   It's fuckin December... now? Unless you got a girl named December, where you been for the last 10 days?
7. 2016-12-11 at 6:58 AM UTC in PAIN!
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I hurt myself today
   To see if I still feel
   I focus on the pain
   The only thing that's real
   
   Go stick your dick in a socket.
8. 2016-12-11 at 6:57 AM UTC in Sometimes i set fire to things just to watch them burn.
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I hurt myself today
   To see if I still feel
   I focus on the pain
   The only thing that's real
   
   Actually, this belongs in your other thread of tears.
9. 2016-12-11 at 6:54 AM UTC in Hey
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Huff raid
10. 2016-12-11 at 6:53 AM UTC in You guys are lackin'
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by aldra what's upboat

    
    Upboat = upvote, I presume. Upvote is where you assign rewards credits to a post, which in turn is an act of voting, so that it will appear higher or ahead of other posts that lack similar merit. In this case, the rewards credit is Thanks.
    
    Could be talking out my ass though.
11. 2016-12-10 at 11:25 PM UTC in PAIN!
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Pain, without love
    Pain, I can't get enough
    Pain, I like it rough
    'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all…
12. 2016-12-10 at 5:45 AM UTC in In the interest of transparency(ATTN:Lanny)
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Lanny, about that warrant canary?
13. 2016-12-09 at 6:41 PM UTC in My brains fully developed?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Teen angst is real.
14. 2016-12-09 at 6:39 PM UTC in In the interest of transparency(ATTN:Lanny)
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Why are all you niggas so paranoid? Other than Sophie's unverified semi-legitimate concern, you niggas think you're going down for shitposting?
15. 2016-12-09 at 1:57 AM UTC in I was born in the 80's...
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    -SpectraL exhibits strong characteristics of one who grew up in the 60s and 70s. He struggles with adapting new technology and he tends to rely on nostalgia for establishing his sense of self.
16. 2016-12-09 at 1:54 AM UTC in If your future self wanted to bang you would you let him?
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Laws would have to be re-written if reverse time travel were possible. As a thought experiment, so much circular logic presents itself that I don't even.
17. 2016-12-09 at 1:49 AM UTC in i wish i had real friends
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Sophie No, i was merely assuming you meant it as a negative adjective like: Racist! Which is not a bad assumption since this is the way 'anti-Semite' is usually used.

    
    No, sir. You assigned a negative connotation to the jedi people group. It was my simple observation that you may be antisemetic.
18. 2016-12-09 at 1:47 AM UTC in Someone decided this website was tasteless
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    You know you've lost your edge when the worst thing they can peg you for is being pro-suicide. Facebook has more edge than this place.
    
    Whoever blocked the site is probably a nigger.
19. 2016-12-09 at 1:42 AM UTC in i wish i had real friends
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Sophie >anti-Semite
    >implying that's bad

    
    You seem to be reading your own intent into my posts.
20. 2016-12-09 at 1:36 AM UTC in i wish i had real friends
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

    Originally posted by Sophie I am aware of the joke but if you truly did appreicate the post it seems kind of jedi not to thank it. Thanks though, best fam forever.

    
    Don't tell me how I should show my appreciation, you anti-Semite. I thanked it anyway.