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  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas no I fully believe 6 million j'ews were killed by lethal roller coasters and masturbation machines

    rightly so
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  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I become demonic when I've had 3-4 cans of Monster

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  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Do what makes you happy, life is too short.

    Varg doesn't disagree so long as what makes you happy is burning churches and murdering your friends.
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  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I never even got to see her penis


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  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Im absolutely not a mean girl.

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  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka This is why you're in Fox's friendzone, he has a lot of females orbiting him.

    >females
    omg sweaty your internalized misogyny is showing smh 💅
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  8. Elbow African Astronaut


    Everyone keep an eye on your towers.
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  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It's so fucked and what's worse is there seems to be a lot of impressionable people here dragged in to thinking it's normal like Kinks or because their own parents weren't around like Lanny being allowed on Totse at 15 so he turns a blind eye because that's all he knows. I'm so glad I didn't migrate to the internet until I was 19, I remember what being normal was like.

    tbf i think the internet was fundamentally a different beast back when we were all on totse, and that it honestly wasn't that fucked up. sure totse was a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but like... it was moderated semi-strictly. i don't think it's weird full stop to interact with minors in a group setting like a forum, and that was pretty much the extent of the internet once upon a time.

    but like... these days... grooming your 14 year old discord kittens and stalking them on facebook is an everyday activity for some of these mfs, apparently.
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  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas is this coming from a place of jealousy

    of course. i'd call it intrasexual competition, but... you know...
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  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    i cannot fathom a healthy well adjusted adult checking the fb profile of a purported 14 year old girl from outside their family for any reason
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  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    he's still real tuff
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  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Damn, so no sexy lumberjacks? Sounds like SF wins again

    SF's sexy lumberjacks are mere shadows cast on the wall of the American cave system - shadows created by the brilliant rainbow incandescence of Canada's overwhelming innate homosexuality and abundance of natural resources.
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  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    Belarus taking things seriously

    I fucking love Belarus. I really hope they don't give me a reason to dislike them.

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  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the mob, room temperature means dead.

    yes, this is because metabolism ceases once you perish meaning the average homeotherm will no-longer be warmer than the ambient temperature of their environment. when you kill somebody, within a day the body will have cooled (or warmed!) to the temperature of its surroundings ie 'room temperature'. to make somebody room temperature, therefore, would imply you mean to kill them (else put them out in the cold for a very precise length of time, so that upon re-entering the 'room' their body will be - at least to the touch - 'room temperature'). thank you, special.
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  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now…if you had 150 Cadbury's Creme eggs for $15…then that would be something else! 😍

    imagine liking cadbury's chocolate, having the entire cadbury's lineup to choose from, and choosing fucking creme eggs

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  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost does anyone like anyone

    i like u

    i might even... like like you 🙈
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  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat "Gosh I became such a fucking whore for these cocks my dads age"

    "and why do they all have to fuck me in the ass?"

    pornbrain is a terrible affliction
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  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Pretty sure the common concern for gun-interested but very hesitant liberals is the threat they pose to themselves on a bad day. Locking the gun up in 3 parts and 3 separate safes is a terrible idea if you want it for home defense but it's a great idea if you want it for plinking and you're the kind of person who's likely to come home from work one day, have a mental breakdown, and eat the fucker.

    (This isn't me shit talking pansy liberals: if I was to get a gun this is pretty much my thought process - I don't particularly want/feel I need one for defense, but a range toy and a self-defense weapon are both equally capable of unaliving me if the mood strikes and the mood has struck once or twice before. If I'd had a gun at the time I wouldn't be writing this.)
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  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol "permitted"

    Yes. Generally I would say the international community as a whole should intervene (be it by economic sanctions or militarily, or both) to prevent genocides from taking place. To be "permitted" is to not be interfered with. The Irish should also be permitted to genocide the brits.

    The redskins shouldn't be permitted to genocide me though.
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